I found a real, live "youth" on reddit.

11  2017-10-07 by bass-

11 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-10-07

This, but unironically.

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1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-07

real

$5 says it's a white NEET in his early 20s

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-07

I'll guarantee that, because youths can't afford internet

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-07

Then how are they always tweeting on my lawn?

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-07

Criminal activities

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-07

They weren't intimidated by my Gran Torino Eastwood impression and Matlock won't return my calls. Wat do?

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-07

Step out onto your porch chewing on straw and say "you feelin lucky, punks?" "Go ahead, make my day" and all other old as fuck western movie straplines

1  AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-07

I already tried Eastwood 🤠

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-07

Try Will Smith

1  boyoyoyoyong 2017-10-07

That wasn't included in the Obama phone plan

1  polddit 2017-10-07

I think you mean "yoof"