1. 2. 3. Breakdown.

4  2017-10-07 by McFluffTheCrimeCat

Just me and my ๐Ÿ’•daddy๐Ÿ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐Ÿ† so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I drink them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I slurp them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I swallow them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’˜daddy๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜daddy's๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishy๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ

15 comments

1  incineratechicken 2017-10-07

๐Ÿ’žDaddy๐Ÿ’ž be nimble๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿป Daddy be quick๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’จ Daddy has a rock๐Ÿ—ฟ hard dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜! 1โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ 2โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 3โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 4โƒฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ! Daddy cums๐Ÿ’ฆ so much he can't cum any more๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š! Ghost cummy๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ฆ Ghost cummy๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ฆ don't be scaredโŒ๐Ÿ˜–โŒ! There's always more cummies๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… that can be shared๐Ÿ‘ฌ! Daddy makes me โ˜squishyโ˜ Daddy makes me ๐Ÿ’งwet๐Ÿ’งDaddy treats me like his little pet๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ•! Send this to 69 ๐Ÿ’ฏTRUE๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddy's or else you'll ๐Ÿšซnever๐Ÿšซ get any cummies๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ again ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Ž

1  McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-10-07

Pass It On Like Herpes: Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Hold on๐Ÿ’ฆ Stick em UP๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† THAT'S RIGHT๐Ÿ”ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐Ÿ”ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and no DADDY๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜จ gets hurt ๐Ÿ“จSend this to your naughtiest๐Ÿ‘„ little ๐Ÿ‘„partners in crime ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ and you'll get ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐSACKS๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ OF CUMMIES๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 5๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a ๐Ÿ’“squishy๐Ÿ’“ little rebel without a cause๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Get 10๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žcareer cummie๐Ÿ’ฆ criminal ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ bustin all the daddies๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ† banks๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ด Get 15๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a little ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผFAT CAT๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป with mad stacks๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ of CUMMIES๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 20๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘CUMMIE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ QUEEN๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07

Pass It On Like Herpes

Lmao you copied that from me before i edited my post 2 days ago. It's not actually a part of the pasta. Just some day encouraging others to pass it around.

1  board_rocker 2017-10-07

Thanks for the credit fam

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07

Hey man, first of all thanks for your post. I have one or two more daddy pastas in my comment here. You might wanna add them if they are fitting.

1  board_rocker 2017-10-07

๐Ÿ˜˜

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07

Step aside faggots, this is MY time to shine! (โŒโ–€อก ฬฏส–โ–€)

Just me and my ๐Ÿ’•daddy๐Ÿ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐Ÿ† so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž He asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I drink them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I slurp them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I swallow them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’˜daddy๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜daddy's๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘princess ๐Ÿ‘‘but I'm also a whore! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishy๐Ÿ’—!He makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘ IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’žDaddy๐Ÿ’ž be nimble๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿป Daddy be quick๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’จ Daddy has a rock๐Ÿ—ฟ hard dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜! 1โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ 2โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 3โƒฃcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ 4โƒฃ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ! Daddy cums๐Ÿ’ฆ so much he can't cum any more๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š! Ghost cummy๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ฆ Ghost cummy๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’ฆ don't be scaredโŒ๐Ÿ˜–โŒ! There's always more cummies๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… that can be shared๐Ÿ‘ฌ! Daddy makes me โ˜squishyโ˜ Daddy makes me ๐Ÿ’งwet๐Ÿ’งDaddy treats me like his little pet๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ•! Send this to 69 ๐Ÿ’ฏTRUE๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddy's or else you'll ๐Ÿšซnever๐Ÿšซ get any cummies๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ again ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Ž Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Woah๐Ÿ’ฆ Hold on๐Ÿ’ฆ Stick em UP๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™† THAT'S RIGHT๐Ÿ”ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐Ÿ”ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and no DADDY๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜จ gets hurt ๐Ÿ“จSend this to your naughtiest๐Ÿ‘„ little ๐Ÿ‘„partners in crime ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ซ and you'll get ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐSACKS๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ OF CUMMIES๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 5๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a ๐Ÿ’“squishy๐Ÿ’“ little rebel without a cause๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ Get 10๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žcareer cummie๐Ÿ’ฆ criminal ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ bustin all the daddies๐Ÿ‘จ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ† banks๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ด Get 15๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're a little ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ผFAT CAT๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป with mad stacks๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ of CUMMIES๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ Get 20๐Ÿ”ณ back, you're the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘CUMMIE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ QUEEN๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘ DICKCEMBER๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ†โ˜ƒ is cumming up santa's little hoes๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ‘… that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ† so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long๐ŸŽ„ride your daddy's reindeer all night like ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ does with his sleigh ya slutty elf๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‰ so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆFuck me hard โค๏ธdaddy๐Ÿ’˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I want your ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œgigantic cock๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† in my ๐ŸŒŸโœจprincess hole,๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’– and I want you to ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅslam it in and out๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜, fuck me good,๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ I want you to ๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒŸhold me down๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡ and fuck me๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘ until I can't take it anymore, ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅthen keep going ๐Ÿ’–daddy๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š. By the time you're done,๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I want your cock๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† to be ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅraw and throbbing๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…, and all my holes filled๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

1  Stuntman119 2017-10-07

I don't want to make any "personal attacks", but I think it's objectively true that this city, state, nation, world, and likely your own family would all be better off had you never existed. Everything I've ever seen you write has detracted from the conversation and stands for nothing other than evidence that the caricature of Americans as stupid, lazy, gullible, fearful, and incapable of complex thought has at least some (read:one) basis in fact.

Unfortunately, there is no way to erase you entirely from existence. You can, however, rectify this problem yourself. It won't get us back all the time and oxygen you've cost us, but it would prevent any more of this waste from occurring. There are many ways you can do this. I would be happy to help stop the unfortunate mistake that your life represents on the balance sheet of humanity.

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07

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1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07

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1  Stuntman119 2017-10-07

How does it feel to be famous on /r/drama?

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07

Bad bot.

1  Matues49 2017-10-07

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1  bareballzthebitch 2017-10-07

Everytime an emoticon is used, the written language dies a little bit. Seriously, 5,000 years to perfect something and you fucks want to go back to hieroglyphs and pictograms.