Guys, I'm nearing the 42-minute mark. I must persevere. Lend me your ears! The peentential is great and my balls are blue. The chub must not rise up! Time's up! Wise up! Eyes up!
It's funny how /r/NoFap is 99% teenagers. I love how going 42 hours without masturbating is like, some big accomplishment for them. Maybe your actual "masturbation problem" is just called being a teenager.
Honestly, if I could be a teenager again, I'd masturbate twice as much. You know how short my refractory period was back then? 15 minutes. Yeah. I know you wanted those details.
They've got to have a 99% teenager userbase... going 42 hours without masturbating is like, some big accomplishment? They see "masturbation problem" where I see a sex drive they'll be envious of when they're older.
If I could be a teenager again, I'd masturbate twice as much. Here's how short my refractory period was back then: 15 minutes. Yeah. I know you wanted those details.
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1 take_a_dumpling 2017-10-07
You think he's euphoric now, wait til this guy learns about bussy. The adjectives will flow like diarrhoea.
1 polddit 2017-10-07
ahhh I'm just imagining the glorious bussy pasta now
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1 bareballzthebitch 2017-10-07
Guys, I'm nearing the 42-minute mark. I must persevere. Lend me your ears! The peentential is great and my balls are blue. The chub must not rise up! Time's up! Wise up! Eyes up!
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-07
Do these NoFap people not want to ejaculate because they'd rather absorb the extra chromosomes?
1 SexAttack 2017-10-07
It's funny how /r/NoFap is 99% teenagers. I love how going 42 hours without masturbating is like, some big accomplishment for them. Maybe your actual "masturbation problem" is just called being a teenager.
Honestly, if I could be a teenager again, I'd masturbate twice as much. You know how short my refractory period was back then? 15 minutes. Yeah. I know you wanted those details.
1 SexAttack 2017-10-07
They've got to have a 99% teenager userbase... going 42 hours without masturbating is like, some big accomplishment? They see "masturbation problem" where I see a sex drive they'll be envious of when they're older.
If I could be a teenager again, I'd masturbate twice as much. Here's how short my refractory period was back then: 15 minutes. Yeah. I know you wanted those details.
1 pizzashill 2017-10-07
How in the hell did nofap become a cult so quickly?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-07
Holy shit lmao
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-07
The effects of male ejaculation are well-studied, and almost nothing this little cult says can be supported by the the evidence.
1 YiffReich 2017-10-07
You will be tested, but I have faith you will resist.
1 xdrg 2017-10-07
christ i thought there was no way the title was real