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Maybe it will stop these degenerates from having recreational sex.

You can't get her preggers in the butt.

https://www.google.com/search?q=butt+baby

hmmm

Hmmm interesting (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)

well, it worked last time

u/viva_la_vinyl where on the bill of rights does it say you must pay for women's birth control. It's not in the bill of rights but maybe I missed it with all the additions

where on the bill of rights does it say you can have a bump stock on an AR-15 🤔 🤔 🤔

Pretty sure its the second amendment, which I assume would include a bump stock

a bear arm isn’t a stock, idiot boy

The third amendment says bump stocks come with a 50% discount if you buy a gun along with it.

But like there's also a part about "no quarter", so they round the price back up to the nearest dollar.

bare arms means plain arms dummy, attachments are unconstitutional that's why you have to unlock them in COD multiplayer. fucking duh

We should look to make sure that these gun owners have the requisite kill counts for these attachments.

bare arms means plain arms dummy

a bear arm isn’t a stock, idiot boy

You and /u/bleepis need to hash this out, because bear arms are very hairy.

Tell him he's a fucking cuccboi and I'll wreck his life. Next question

no u

Fun Fact: The Bill o' Rights can be rolled up into a tight, dowel-like state and used as an improvised bump stock if you're ever in a pinch

Bump Stock isn't a gun and isn't covered by the 2nd Amendment. No moving parts, stock etc. Thanks Obama.

It was supposed to be used for Cripples who can't shot well but I guess it's time to take it away.

i think the implication of Gun Amendment is that we can/should have guns as strong as the military has because... reasons? or something? im not a lawyer.

Yea, I'm just sharing the trivia that things the founding fathers said we should have when they wrote it we can't have.

Mortars, Ships with Cannons, Puckle gun, Large Caliber Muskets.

guns as strong as the military has because...

Tons of reasons, They were smart guys.

Instant the democrats succeed in stripping the 2nd Amendment Canada will show it's true colors.

they have been suspiciously polite for a very long while

i think the implication of Gun Amendment is that we can/should have guns as strong as the military has because... reasons?

So you can fight them off when they come for your marijuanas and bussi

exactly

the implication of Gun Amendment is that we can/should have guns as strong as the military has because... reasons? or something? im not a lawyer.

Haven't you heard? There's a Nazi in the white house. Do you really want him to take our guns away? Are you a fucking Nazi?

No I just want him to take our bump stocks! quit being a pussy and tie a shoelace to an M1 to make it a full auto like a REAL antifa crustpunk

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Ur infringing on my bussy

Gotta love all the lies here. not fund does not equal ban. Just sayin’.

It pretty much does to the poor. So are the last people who should have children.

Wtf I love eugenics now

We need to be careful about when we decide something is akin to eugenics.

Liberals and conservatives both have overarching ideological constructions that take into account and promote some form of population control.

Progressives in the late 1800s and early 1900s adopted eugenics to supplement their policies of economic redistribution and egalitarian socialism. It was their response to the argument that poor people would use the social safety nets they were creating to spam out more children than they "should".

Of course, under a strict free market capitalism ideology the lack of purposeful eugenics policies would be offset by a natural disincentive to have more children if they weren't affordable. Only private charity would alleviate the plights of children born to poor parents.

That being said, I feel much more comfortable with one than the other...

Imagine being such a hipster you think poor people are a genetic lineage

Are you saying niggers shouldnt reproduce? That's fucking racist and you shouldn't say that, you racist fuck.

Dude. You used the hard R. That's racist.

He should have used negroid.

That's still a hard R you faggot

So they are saying the gov needs fund a program where poor people can get free ar15?

a policy we can all get behind

Republicans see birth control as a bigger threat to the sanctity of life than guns.

Lol. It amazes me that some people are dumb enough to actually think this.

Take some ownership of your life. It's not my responsibility to pay for your birth control.

I mean, that's fair enough. As long as you don't throw a bitchfit when that leads to increased abortion.

I'm 100% fine with abortion, as long as my tax dollars aren't going to pay for it.

I would have payed well above market value for you to be aborted

And I would have donated $500 to a gofundme for an extremely late term abortion for you too

For 500 you could buy a pawn shop shotgun and a box of shells and still have 400 left, you dope.

Yes but where's the fun in that? I want to see the shop-vac treatment

Fill my nose and anus with rubber cement and stick the shop vac in my mouth

Instructions unclear: shop vac in anus hurr hurrr hurrrrrr

Anyone who makes "instructions unclear" jokes should be shot

8/10 with rice, lol

Don't cut yourself on LE EDGE

He's already getting his organs sucked out. What more do you want?

Shoot his colon

YASSSS

Rude tbh

MATCH ME!

Forced sterilization is more economical without killing a baby.

Agreed, but unfortunately that will never happen

Be the change you want to see in the world

Where's the fun in not killing babies, tho

I'm okay with my tax dollars going to both abortion and birth control. The world doesn't fucking need more people.

But every individual is SPECIAL™

You're gonna be paying more if that baby is born.

I'm not sure how conservatives don't get this lmao. A live kid costs a lot more than it does to kill it

Except our jobs!

You pay for your birth control, you pay for your abortion, you pay for your kid. What a concept. If it has to go to jail at age 17 for vandalism, we just euthanize it for 100 bucks. Everyone wins.

Tbh, everyone should be euthanized

Who's going to be the last man standing and will he euthanize himself?

Chris Chan

Not babies. They come into this country, they don't speak the language, they don't want to work, they don't pay for anything, and they always complain. Why don't they just go back to where they came from.

At least Julio works hard and makes tacos.

There is a Mex in Tex Mex

Put it up for adoption, and charge for it.

Yeah not like american fostercare is a shithole or anything

Adoption, not foster care. Foster care is a shithole because older children are already broken.

Adoption is just as fucked up.

Bbbut isn't fucking eighty dudes a month a constitinal right also why can't I find a good man after sleeping with 3000 dudes

Birth control probably could’ve prevented Trump, /u/botchlings, and OP. QED: birth control is good and should be available to everyone for -$5.

I have the moral duty to pass on my superior genetics so I have to creampie as many women as I can.

I hope you're not white.

He almost certainly is

Did you just assume my race?

Yes

>superior genetics

>posts on /r/drama

yeah no

All of the good stuff is recessive.

I don’t actually post on /r/drama. This is a bot bleep, bloop.

Me too doot doot! 🎺💀🎺💀

Actually you are fag

Retards are actually downvoting you lmao. So much salt because muh daddy! Haha 😂

Birth control doesn't always work. For example, Donald Trump got a vasectomy and yet his wife kept getting pregnant.

w e w

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Wait a second...

Proof that Plumpf wants to oppress women.

The complete lack of self awareness from the leftists over there is so concentrated it could be sold as an industrial strength product. Pick up Insane Double Standard at a store near you. Now available in family fun picnic size!

Employers have absolutely no right to dictate to their employees how they are to live their lives...

Wait just a fucking minute, here. I clearly remember these same assholes arguing that "employers absolutely do have the right to dictate how employees are able to live their lives" when talking about Brendan Eich, Barry Lynn, Zach Holman, and anyone else who had the "wrong" opinions.

"B-b-but it's different when we do it!" -SRDines

Seriously. And it's not even dictating you life, it's just saying employers are allowed to offer health policies that don't cover birth control. Wanna buy it with your own $$?? Cool go right ahead.

These people should have mandatory abortions.

My only issue with this is that my ovaries basically hate me and set out to cause the most pain they can every month. Not even when I'm bleeding, but at random just because. Birth control is a medical necessity to keep me from crumpling into a pain riddled ball, it also lowers my risk for ovarian cancer.

Is my medication still going to be covered? I mean, most BC I supposed to be prescribed anyway, so having a prescription won't do anything for me. I get your point, 110%, but, man... I don't want cancer when I'm 30 D:

so you can't afford to spare $5 a month? people with cancer aren't getting free prescriptions.

Without my insurance, it isn't $5 a month. That's a copay.

no one knows or cares who those people are

Against abortion; for killing children.

Precisely.

No sympathy for heteros. I’ll be over here enjoying bussy while straights freak out about the pill.

Just keep taking everything Trump does out of context, that work so well during the campaign after all.

lolwut

That news article was generated by either an idiot or a computer:

Apparently Trump can deny birth control to millions of American women – but can’t do a thing about guns

Republican Congressman Tim Murphy was a champion of restricting access to abortion – then he asked his mistress to get one. The hypocrisy is dumbfounding

It is a call to replicate all the restrictions that various states (all Republican-controlled) have imposed or are seeking to impose on women opting to terminate their pregnancies, for any person looking to buy a gun.

wat

it means they wanna make fetus-forking harder dumbass

AS A STRONG EMPOWERED FEMMINEST I AM CAPABLE OF SUCCEEDING ON MY OWN MERITS AND COMPETING IN A MAN'S WORLD, THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I EXPECT DADDY GOVERNMENT TO PAY FOR MY BIRTH CONTROL

WAT? SPEAK LOUDER!

Eh, I'm not too worried. A coat hanger is cheaper and can be used over and over.

Boner pills are still covered tho, right?

Cool. I was asking for a friend

Serious question, do they HAVE to be covered, like is it illegal to offer a health insurance policy that doesn't cover viagra? That's the situation we're talking sbout here

Yep it does. For bonus points, remember the right-wing screaming about how Obamacare meant we would have to pay for Viagra for sexual predators.

Okay that's pretty surprising, so to be clear, an employee sponsored health insurance program MUST cover viagra or it is illegal? Do you have a source for that (not doubting you but I just couldn't find a clear source that made that claim unambiguously)

I give up. I've literally spent the last 20 minutes looking for a non-biased article with a straight answer.

Yeah same lol. I think the answer is no because I've seen people saying that this or that insurance doesn't cover it on random forums, but most of the articles I find are like "insurer x covers viagra but not birth control" which is not answering the question I'm asking and is seriously misleading. Anyway sorry to have wasted your time on 🍆💊

Aubergine medicine?

Aubedicine.

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Tbf boner pills have other uses like pulmonary hypertension.

So does birth control tho

tbf

Take this 🔫

To save western civilization we need more pregnant teens and single mothers.

Access to birth control correlates.

Its mostly dudes walkin out on them.

Not very capitalist

You break it, you buy it.

Well men tend to be involved on getting them pregnant.

It's the same thing as how gay people are apparently a threat to the sanctity of marriage, but shows like 'Married At First Site', 'The Bachelor' etc... are somehow perfectly reasonable despite being utter bastardizations of the concept of a love-based marriage.

Because, you know, it's because of the iron-fist control of the right wing on popular media that such shows get produced.

Marriage isn't about love, it's about procreation! That's why sterile people aren't allowed to marry.

Or, you know, maybe the morality of right-wingers distinguishes between things that aren't your fault (sterility) and things that are (deciding to have sex knowing that you don't want to have a baby).

Like seriously, everyone thinks it's just so easy to find a hole in the Other Guys' positions and prove (LOL! DESTROYED!) that they don't actually believe the things they claim to believe, but reality is just not like that.

Implying sterility isn't your fault smh

Keep the govt out of my uterus

Govt pls pay for my birth control to protect my uterus.

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“I want any young men who buy a gun to be treated like young women who seek an abortion. Think about it: a mandatory 48-hours waiting period, written permission from a parent or a judge, a note from a doctor proving that he understands what he is about to do, time spent watching a video on individual and mass murders, travelling hundreds of miles at his own expense to the nearest gun shop, and walking through protestors holding photos of loved ones killed by guns, protestors who call him a murderer. After all, it makes more sense to do this for young men seeking guns than for young women seeking an abortion. No young woman needing reproductive freedom has ever murdered a roomful of strangers.”

1. this is a fake quote

2. The nearest Planned Parenthood is closer then the local high end Gun Shop.

3. Why do leftists keep talking about gun laws when they know literally nothing about gun laws or guns.

Who hasn't seen all the horrible shit on the news, you think that would prevent the crazies from doing horrible shit?

A video will prevent Mass Murder Jesus how dumb can you be.

I'm a big fan of free birth control and abortions because they'll mostly be used by the poor and, I mean, eww.

Holy shit these sluts are going to have to pay for their own birth control! Such oppression!

Ah yes my favourite amendment in the constitution, the one that allows women the right to poison their bodies with excess horomones

Vaginas need regulation, guns not so much.