I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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linking to shitty Reddit hosted videos

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like it because I can just hover over the link with Imagus and it'll play, saving me valuable time that's better used working on my McDonald's lawsuit.

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I can't tell if people have given so much shit that you've started to be funny again or if I'm drunk. Either way, it's a good change.

Nope. You're definitely drunk ;)

Good to know. Now on to fucking up my primal expert permadeath run.

Link doesn't work.

It's staged. Here's his instagram

https://www.instagram.com/chairman_marr/?hl=en

Your life is staged

Did you post this uninronically? Anyone who even for a split second thought this wasn't staged is literally brain dead.