Even Our Boy Kurt Eichenwald is Weighing in on Sauce-Gate

62  2017-10-08 by CaptainMemer

27 comments

You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board

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In the end I can't really hate Eichenwald, dude's into hentai

mod him tbh

So you both share the same taste in degeneracy? Got it!

Hentai is the quintessential form of art. It stimulates not only your heart and mind, but your whole body. Japan should give up producing electronic shit and start getting serious about producing and exporting industrial quantities of anime tiddies.

tiddies

You had my curiosity but now you have my attention! Also u/Honk4tits, this will put an end to your capitalistic monopoly on tiddies! 😤

He also has exquisite taste in anime such as Rikku & Morty-chan.

You sound like a man who could appreciate my Rick body pillow

Too far.

Not loli though so his taste probably is shit

At least he realised the simplest, harshest and most disturbing all of truths: the most beautiful 3D woman can't even hold a candle to the dullest 2D one.

Two nukes weren't enough

> 2d not capable of love

How dare you sir

he prefers his child porn real and custom made for him

Kurt Hentaichenwald can't be that bad if he understands 2D > 3D.

Idk what that is.

I'm surprised he took a break from the hentai watching to tweet.

He didn't stop. Two monitors, two hands.

LINK: The average /r/drama user trying to obtain McDonald's Mulan Shamalamadingdong Sauce

https://www.facebook.com/DedelaLaIII/videos/941023856055842/

"I just went there to prove to my wife and kids that the Szechuan sauce existed."

Nice

Kurt is /ourguy/. A self hating jew that thinks 2D is the superior laifu

He’s a human meme. Science is truly miraculous.

I have to stay relevant!

You have to have a high I.Q to enjoy hentai.

no big anime tiddies vote 0/10

how can a guy so good at using telephones be so bad at using twitter