Oh Jesus. I didn't know it was yet another thread. If you think I am the moralizing white knight in a thread then it is a guaranteed dumpster fire filled with edgy alt right faggotry.
I’m playfully dichotomous. I’m a loving narcissist. I’m available, yet dans la lune. I’m imperfect, like a chipped tooth. But I could be the imperfection that helps put a definitive stamp on our time together, before the sands of time blend into another infinitely shifting dune.
I like the moon. I look at it when I’m out on another highway in another town, hopelessly seeking a ride to get to another town and stand on another highway. Hopefully.
I howl at the moon. I feel the wolf in me feel raw and new born. And then I feel lonely. Because no one howls with me.
Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Hov' (oh) H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number one supplier
Flier than a piece of paper bearing my name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, that's right
Hov' (oh) not D.O.C.
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
I check cheddar like a food inspector
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
With the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
Shoot at you actors like movie directors
This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-08
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1 Etra 2017-10-08
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1 Etra 2017-10-08
/u/pablos4pandas, do a flip.
1 Etra 2017-10-08
/u/CirqueDuFuder, whiteknight harder and what does your username mean?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-08
Why is this a top comment for you? Did you mean to reply to something?
1 Etra 2017-10-08
It’s a response to you being very mean to /u/Kekistanian9005 in the linked thread.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-08
Oh Jesus. I didn't know it was yet another thread. If you think I am the moralizing white knight in a thread then it is a guaranteed dumpster fire filled with edgy alt right faggotry.
1 Etra 2017-10-08
You had to know drama in a /r/drama thread would get linked again in /r/drama. Drama for the /r/Drama god.
1 Etra 2017-10-08
/u/Kekistanian9005, 👋.
1 Etra 2017-10-08
/u/botchlings, what are your thoughts on suicide?
1 botchlings 2017-10-08
If someone wants to kill themselves and they fully understand the effect it could have on friends/family, who are we to stop them?
1 Etra 2017-10-08
I don’t like that I kinda agree with you.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-08
You should try doing it
1 80BAIT08 2017-10-08
I honestly believe if we got together as a sub and volunteered for a suicide hotline we could make the world a better place. :)
1 menvaren 2017-10-08
I just want to see half of our sub try to communicate with someone via voice rather than text.
1 Etra 2017-10-08
/u/nmx170, are you still mad?
1 nmx179 2017-10-08
Who are you?
1 Etra 2017-10-08
Let me introduce myself.
I’m playfully dichotomous. I’m a loving narcissist. I’m available, yet dans la lune. I’m imperfect, like a chipped tooth. But I could be the imperfection that helps put a definitive stamp on our time together, before the sands of time blend into another infinitely shifting dune.
I like the moon. I look at it when I’m out on another highway in another town, hopelessly seeking a ride to get to another town and stand on another highway. Hopefully.
I howl at the moon. I feel the wolf in me feel raw and new born. And then I feel lonely. Because no one howls with me.
I need a she wolf.
Would you howl with me?
1 nmx179 2017-10-08
Allow me to re-introduce myself
My name is Hov' (oh) H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snowflakes by the O-Z
I guess even back then you can call me
CEO of the R-O-C, Hov'
Fresh out the frying pan into the fire
I be the, music biz number one supplier
Flier than a piece of paper bearing my name
Got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain, that's right
Hov' (oh) not D.O.C.
But similar to them letters, "No One Can Do it Better"
I check cheddar like a food inspector
My homey Strict told me, "Dude finish your breakfast"
So that's what I'ma do, take you back to the dude
With the Lexus, fast-forward the jewels and the necklace
Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this
Shoot at you actors like movie directors
This ain't a movie dog (oh shit)
1 OniTan 2017-10-08
/u/pablos4pandas wasn't even cornholed. He tried to blow his head off over getting his wiener or ass touched.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollYChromosome/comments/62ms80/mrw_i_spend_a_year_going_through_the_legal/dfo9sir/