I'm like 90% sure that /u/Neon_needles said her grandparents died in the Great Leap Forward when Chairman Maotism forced peasants to make his meme sauce.
The great leap forward required the blood of the worker to make diabetic tumor-creating sugar sauce for the neckbeard leaders of the revolution. No tendie was left uncovered with goo.
Well this is a pretty lame way to end the world. Where's the fire and demons n shit? We haven't even gotten a nuclear holocaust. Pretty anticlimactic tbh
I just killed a kitten, it's blood is spewing all over my legs from when I had pulled the shorts down, and I have to say, it has only made me love you all the more. The very first time I creamed myself while thinking about your delicate nude body being splashed with water, I was in a daze. I kept asking myself how I could have done this to geldings! Horses that have been raised in a human environment since weaning, since they were penned they were used to the presence of their daughters, raped over and over again by different men, while their daughters were compelled, not only to watch, but to sing obscene songs and to dance. Reverence for all that we won and all that we won and all that we won and all that we won and all that we won and all that we lost from our struggles from Europe to modern day America, We need not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates with an animal to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where I will have your domain name and your hosting setup. I'm not kidding. I will gather the shitty meat and begin to push it all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, which I wasn't.
Whether I want to accept or deny it I am a beast. The thought of flesh ripping in my teeth gets me going. My ears ringing and my eyes clouded with blood. The thrill of hunting be it ungulate or primate or smaller game. There is a deep sexual arousal none of which can be experienced apart from hearing the shrill screams of a dying meal.
Whatβs so wrong about wanting to eat and wanting to fuck then falling asleep blissfully with a muzzle blood-soaked and belly full of fresh digesting meat? I understand that humans are often disgusted by us. They see us eat an animal alive and voraciously and angrily devour it. I can eat pounds upon pounds of meat before I feel even close to satisfied. Perhaps they revolt against the thought that they were once βsavagesβ just like us. It frightens them the wildness in us, the nonchalance we have to take a life and eat it, heart still beating.
Itβs been a long while since I took a life to feast. I miss the feeling, the sounds, the smells, the chase. Since I donβt have to hunt to survive at the moment it is more like a macabre game to me. Stalk the prey, wait for the prey, ambush the prey, eat the prey. Itβs time consuming and keeps the mind very focused and occupied. Perhaps soon I will be able to play my game again with some unfortunate soul. For now pre-killed meat is all I can get my paws on. Rather pathetic really.
The beastly side of being a wolf doesnβt even stop there. Of course, mind altering sex is something to include. Despite how humans want to see only the good and none of the bad in anything and everythingβ the flowers and rainbows side of the wild kingdomβ I am far from monogamous. Quite the contrary many wolf packs enjoy incest, cuckolding, and sometimes mating season can end in death for some.
Personally, I enjoy sharing a bitch (no insult intended) with other males, or even sharing a male with other bitches or males, Iβm not picky. There are some humans and bio-canines I am possessive with, but they are few and far between. As far as incest I cannot say that I have had the pleasure or desire to mate with anyone biologically related to me. Death? Well, as I have said, I am territorial with some. But others are far too fearful and intelligent to mess those I have laid personal claim to. Relationships donβt need to be complicated with labels. What is mine is mine. The rest is free game. Forgive me if my language is crude, but I am only being honest.
Canβt say I am proud of these things, but neither am I ashamed of them. They are a part of who I am, and all parties are consentingβ except perhaps for the prey. There are even darker sides of the wolf that affect the human mind in strange ways. Being half and half it only makes sense that the spiritual mind and the physical mind would make compromises or substitutions.
I hate the way they portray us in the media. If you see a black family, it says, βTheyβre looting.β You see a white family, it says, βTheyβre looking for McDonald's Saskatchewan McNuggets Sauce.β
65 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-09
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1 none_to_remain 2017-10-09
Has anyone gotten someone from literal Sichuan Province to comment on this?
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
Does anyone care?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
Oh sweet summer child...
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
Yo, is it gay to ask questions if another nigga might read them?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
Depends on how gay the question is, π ±
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
Can I get uhhhhhhhhhh
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
That's pretty gay tπ ±h
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-09
O shit, I'm gay forever now
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
You know what comes next
1 subpoutine 2017-10-09
I'm like 90% sure that /u/Neon_needles said her grandparents died in the Great Leap Forward when Chairman Maotism forced peasants to make his meme sauce.
1 Assy-McGee 2017-10-09
/u/neon_needles gives me yellow fever so bad not even quinine can cure me πͺ
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
This man needs some bussy, STAT
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-09
Having to experience the pitfalls of communism to get it makes the szechuan sauce so much more authentic.
1 Neon_needles 2017-10-09
The great leap forward required the blood of the worker to make diabetic tumor-creating sugar sauce for the neckbeard leaders of the revolution. No tendie was left uncovered with goo.
1 S994 2017-10-09
"this is not the sauce of my people!"
1 S994 2017-10-09
Okay, this is it. This one wins.
1 incineratechicken 2017-10-09
Where are the trucks of peace when you need them?
1 Medical_Droid 2017-10-09
We deserve to be nuked by Kim Jong-Un.
1 HailSanta2512 2017-10-09
this but atomically
1 balladof 2017-10-09
They don't want to lose their 72 maiden privilege by touching this level of degeneracy
1 SirShrimp 2017-10-09
Not even Allah wants to judge their souls.
1 better_bot 2017-10-09
They suffer more alive.
1 aqouta 2017-10-09
Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he's created.
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-10-09
Where are you God? Surely this is grounds for the Apocalypse? Why haven't you ended the world yet?
1 glmox 2017-10-09
this is the apocalypse, we're the ones who were left behind
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
Well this is a pretty lame way to end the world. Where's the fire and demons n shit? We haven't even gotten a nuclear holocaust. Pretty anticlimactic tbh
1 glmox 2017-10-09
the end of the world is supposed to suck, remember? demons are too cool
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
So in essence this is proof that the Christians, particularly Catholics, were wrong? This really is the gift that keeps on giving!
1 Yiin 2017-10-09
No, this is purgatory and since we both know no one one will ever pay for you, you are here forever.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
Well that's better than being sent to Hell so I'll take it Β―_(γ)_/Β―
1 headasplodes 2017-10-09
We need a good war to draft people into
1 celocanth13 2017-10-09
None of these people are fit for service
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-10-09
Apparently not even food service
1 glmox 2017-10-09
i wish everyone there had gotten stabbed
1 outflow 2017-10-09
This is why ISIS hates us.
1 EzraKleinVox 2017-10-09
wtf I love ISIS now
1 zxcv1992 2017-10-09
Why couldn't the whole Mayan apocalypse shit have been right, we could have avoided all this.
1 DPRK_Patriot 2017-10-09
Good
1 snallygaster 2017-10-09
I just killed a kitten, it's blood is spewing all over my legs from when I had pulled the shorts down, and I have to say, it has only made me love you all the more. The very first time I creamed myself while thinking about your delicate nude body being splashed with water, I was in a daze. I kept asking myself how I could have done this to geldings! Horses that have been raised in a human environment since weaning, since they were penned they were used to the presence of their daughters, raped over and over again by different men, while their daughters were compelled, not only to watch, but to sing obscene songs and to dance. Reverence for all that we won and all that we won and all that we won and all that we won and all that we won and all that we lost from our struggles from Europe to modern day America, We need not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates with an animal to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where I will have your domain name and your hosting setup. I'm not kidding. I will gather the shitty meat and begin to push it all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, which I wasn't.
1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-10-09
/^ this bitch gets it
1 Etra 2017-10-09
Whether I want to accept or deny it I am a beast. The thought of flesh ripping in my teeth gets me going. My ears ringing and my eyes clouded with blood. The thrill of hunting be it ungulate or primate or smaller game. There is a deep sexual arousal none of which can be experienced apart from hearing the shrill screams of a dying meal.
Whatβs so wrong about wanting to eat and wanting to fuck then falling asleep blissfully with a muzzle blood-soaked and belly full of fresh digesting meat? I understand that humans are often disgusted by us. They see us eat an animal alive and voraciously and angrily devour it. I can eat pounds upon pounds of meat before I feel even close to satisfied. Perhaps they revolt against the thought that they were once βsavagesβ just like us. It frightens them the wildness in us, the nonchalance we have to take a life and eat it, heart still beating.
Itβs been a long while since I took a life to feast. I miss the feeling, the sounds, the smells, the chase. Since I donβt have to hunt to survive at the moment it is more like a macabre game to me. Stalk the prey, wait for the prey, ambush the prey, eat the prey. Itβs time consuming and keeps the mind very focused and occupied. Perhaps soon I will be able to play my game again with some unfortunate soul. For now pre-killed meat is all I can get my paws on. Rather pathetic really.
The beastly side of being a wolf doesnβt even stop there. Of course, mind altering sex is something to include. Despite how humans want to see only the good and none of the bad in anything and everythingβ the flowers and rainbows side of the wild kingdomβ I am far from monogamous. Quite the contrary many wolf packs enjoy incest, cuckolding, and sometimes mating season can end in death for some.
Personally, I enjoy sharing a bitch (no insult intended) with other males, or even sharing a male with other bitches or males, Iβm not picky. There are some humans and bio-canines I am possessive with, but they are few and far between. As far as incest I cannot say that I have had the pleasure or desire to mate with anyone biologically related to me. Death? Well, as I have said, I am territorial with some. But others are far too fearful and intelligent to mess those I have laid personal claim to. Relationships donβt need to be complicated with labels. What is mine is mine. The rest is free game. Forgive me if my language is crude, but I am only being honest.
Canβt say I am proud of these things, but neither am I ashamed of them. They are a part of who I am, and all parties are consentingβ except perhaps for the prey. There are even darker sides of the wolf that affect the human mind in strange ways. Being half and half it only makes sense that the spiritual mind and the physical mind would make compromises or substitutions.
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1 aliceunknown 2017-10-09
Killing people is fine but kittens?!!? WTF is wrong with you?
1 hlary 2017-10-09
te best move now would be to completly cancel any further production of the sauce and leave it at that
just fucking imagine the ass blast Armageddon it would cause
1 snallygaster 2017-10-09
If only, shame there's money at stake and a hungry corporation holding the keys to the assblastery.
1 Etra 2017-10-09
/u/snallygaster, is this your tumblr?
1 snallygaster 2017-10-09
how did you know?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-09
We all creep on it religiously
1 Etra 2017-10-09
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-09
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1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-10-09
This is the drama that keeps on giving.
It's like you buy a bunch of stock for $1, thinking it might go to $2, but then you check 4 weeks later and it's trading at $50.
1 captainpriapism 2017-10-09
if youre the sort of dude to wait hours in line for mcdonalds sauce then im not too worried about you being stabbed tbh
1 Cake_eater666 2017-10-09
Raises paw Uhm OP why are you a complete retard?
1 brokenskill 2017-10-09
Wtf America?
1 polandthrowaway619 2017-10-09
lmao, these dweebs got radicalized by a cartoon about a mexican scientist.
1 trecht 2017-10-09
People are fucking retarded
1 braveathee 2017-10-09
You're the expert.
1 trecht 2017-10-09
...that's the joke
But thanks for confirming
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-09
Maybe a nazi takeover won't be so bad after all
1 Fokusfaehre 2017-10-09
I hate the way they portray us in the media. If you see a black family, it says, βTheyβre looting.β You see a white family, it says, βTheyβre looking for McDonald's Saskatchewan McNuggets Sauce.β
1 SpotNL 2017-10-09
Why are people acting like there us a famine and they're handing out bags of race. Scratch that, btw. Even then people are more well-behaved.
1 LedinToke 2017-10-09
This is truly the dankest timeline
1 Blacqmath 2017-10-09
REEEEEEEAeEEEeeeeeeeeè
1 Gothmog26 2017-10-09
And nothing of value was lost.
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-09
I wanna see pics of the blood tho. :(
1 OniTan 2017-10-09
OK Snal, I can't find any news story about a stabbing. Unless something turns up I'm calling this blog post fake.
1 snallygaster 2017-10-09
yeah, for the moment at least it's still on social media. but hey, it's a good story!
1 OniTan 2017-10-09
Girl thrown on the counter during this McDonald's szechuan sauce riot! You'll never BELIEVE what happens next!
1 jet199 2017-10-09
The UK government, as ever trying to preempt threats/nannying, is taking "I'm a Rick" kids from their failure parents and sticking them in care.