Hangry ketobro goes on an anti-CICO rampage, blocks everyone who talks to him

25  2017-10-09 by ahbslldud

16 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2017-10-09

This is why we need mayocide.

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1  zahlman 2017-10-09

Don't be silly, Snaps, mayo isn't a carb.

1  toynbeeidea16 2017-10-09

/u/Cranky_Kong, I want to pour some sugar on you, baby. I want to drizzle high fructose corn syrup all over your nipples and lovingly lick them clean. Sugar is love, sugar is life.

1  Cranky_Kong 2017-10-09

Only if we get to ragefuck afterward, also I'm not gonna lick you off in return. Gotta monitor my carbz.

1  ahbslldud 2017-10-09

WHY IS EVERYONE TONE-POLICING MY FREE SPEECH REEEE

1  wwyzzerdd 2017-10-09

Maybe if /u/Cranky_Kong ate a delicious King Hawaiian roll he wouldn't be so cranky, dumb and retarded.

1  IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-09

Welp now I've seen it all

1  LordBlackmore 2017-10-09

/u/Cranky_Kong needs to eat a snickers and calm the fuck down.

1  Cranky_Kong 2017-10-09

How bout first you eat my fun size Oh Henry and we can talk about it in the afterglow?

1  LordBlackmore 2017-10-09

+blocked

LAWL.

1  Cranky_Kong 2017-10-09

Oh damn, does that mean no oral sex on my milipenis?

Now I has a sad...

1  LordBlackmore 2017-10-09

lol

1  ahbslldud 2017-10-09

Poat bussy

1  Cranky_Kong 2017-10-09

Bussy porn for you

1  zahlman 2017-10-09

I'm surprised you're able to make such giant leaps of logic with the low glycogen stores you undoubtedly have from the lack of carbs in your diet.

got'em.

1  carthoris26 2017-10-09

I finally have a place to link this keto comic.

sugar apologists

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