Petition to change "drama kweens" in subscribers count to "genders".

27  2017-10-09 by Kekistanian9005

43 comments

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

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You are well over 9000 now. Your power levels must be rising.

Sure why not.

Considering ∑genders = ∞ this idea is horrible

MATH? REEEEEEEE u/ComedicSans ban this bitch ass nigga 😡

No this isn't an alt-right forum you fucking retard.

Petition to ban all Kekistan faggots from consumption of oxygen.

Dear Mr. KT-47,

We regret to inform you that your recent petition for banning all Kekistan faggots from consumption of oxygen has been denied.

After reviewing your request, we have determined that it would not be possible to accommodate your request at this time.

Sincerely,

President of the Republic of Kekistan

Oppressed by the bureaucracy again. I know my rights, I want to file a formal complaint and speak to ur manager

Please fill out a form №1488 for your request to proceed, don't forget to attach a sample of your shitposting.

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

I think you mean typical liberal, not typical Trump supporter. There seems to be video of the shooter attending an anti-Trump rally and wearing a "pussy" hat.

My guess is that as more and more information is uncovered we'll find out that the shooter's behavior became more and more erratic, starting around November. Anti-Trump all the way but the shift in behavior likely went undetected because the guy's friends likely shared the same sentiments on one level or another.

I also predict that the media will probably never really fully report on a motive for the shooting because they will want to downplay the "angry liberal shooting up Trump supporters" angle. We saw sort of the same thing with the baseball shooter. His motives were discussed but not at length. We certainly didn't see the in depth reporting that we would have seen had the shooter been conservative. If they do report on motive I'm willing to bet it will be at a later date, after the news cycle as moved on to another event.

The size of the Las Vegas shooting will ensure that there is a lot of news coverage but I doubt that we'll see the in depth coverage we've seen with other similar events whose targets weren't mostly white, middle class, country music fans.

le funny a lot of genders joke!!!!!!!!

u/comedicsans ban this guy again

I'm tempted...

Hey, it's me again.

P.S. I wonder who got all kekistanis from 9006 till 90012.

Retards. Only retards would want it.

I was going to attempt ID-teft, but I guess I missed my window.

There are more genders than /u/kekistanian9005 has chromosomes.

2?

Delet this, joke-ruiner.

BRAVERY

user reports:
1: ban this bitch nigga

I give the people what they want!

No you dont.

I called the internet police on you. Prepare your anus.

Why don't you just go and cry to your mommy?

Because she didn't get me the szechuan sauce.

What a bitch! 😤

(Insert rick and morty pasta)

Why didn't you?

Because on mobile copy pasting things makes me feel like I'm literally /u/zacthepimp

Because on mobile copy pasting things makes me feel like I'm literally /u/zagthepimp

And now /u/Zachums is going to have to feel you up, prison-style. Think about what you did.

In your dreams 😘

Are you keeping yourself safe tonight ?

Hells yeah I is you nset bitch. Keeping elbow deep in yourself tonight ?

You know it fam

Word ✊

Consequences will NEVER be the same!

gb2 tia

Xddddd

lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

We will after you kill yourself

ow, the edge

This has been the worst shitpost in the history of shitposts, maybe ever.