I don't get it. I don't care either. I like this pasta though.

Once I medicated a kitten. Shit was tough, after a few days that bitch started recognizing me and trying to escape.

Our one cat is a big dummy, so you can just do whatever you need to do with him. The other cat is way too smart though, and knows if you are approaching with any sort of intent and runs away and hides, so you have to grab her while she's eating.

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I’m confused.

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Heh, well done

/u/aluzky ??

What?

chicken butt

Just kidding u/aluzky is a dog rapist

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Can you prove it or you are telling a lie?

Boyakasha! Check It!

As a vet, I also don't feel "disrespected".

I swore to defend all lives. Especially unpopular pets that most people hate. Those ones need protected the most.

What does make me feel disrespected is when you drag YOUR dog into MY pet care clinic and get offended on HIS behalf when I use a butt thermometer.

Veterinarians are fucking tired of being confused for veterans and never getting to treat actual dancing poodles, just to further your own selfish, backwards, and ugly shih tzu.

That's disrespectful to us.

We are living, breathing people with our own thoughts and ideologies.

We don't belong to your dog. We don't belong to any dog!

We swore to uphold the Hippocratic oath (Kinda sorta). Part of that is sticking thermometers up your dog's butt and making it - and you, protest.

Showing 100% reverence to a puppers or kitters is NOT okay, it's not-okay.

And history has shown that not-okay, is a very not-okay thing.

Thank you for your service.

puppers

Neck yourself

I feel your pain brother. /Not-literally, I know that we are not brothers.

Your penis doesn't count dog rapist

Sticking my penis on a dog butt would never be part of my job. If you where intelligent you could have figure this out on your own. I was talking about my fingers.

Says the idiot who just got suspended

Your finger and cock aren't needed for the job Aluzky

I wasn't talking about my cock. Actually, Some times I do have to stick a finger in a dogs butt as part of my job. Bonus points if you can figure on your own why would anyone do that.

If you need to put your finger ina dog's butt for a REAL reason then fine who cares? However you'll more than likely do it because you're a genetic dead end who's mother didn't abort you or abandon you to die.

However you'll more than likely do it because you're a genetic dead end who's mother didn't abort you or abandon you to die.

Nope, I do it because is part of my job. Hint: I mainly do it with fat dogs. Can't you still not guess why?

Yet you also do it when it's not required isn't that right? Or are you going to lie like always?

Yet you also do it when it's not required isn't that right?

I don't find personal sexual enjoinment in fingering a dog ass.

Or are you going to lie like always?

Loaded question fallacy.

Explain the videos of you fingering a dog's ass then. You clearly aren't doing it for their health.

Also you broke the site rules.