Well since you basically told me this was an AMA... What's the Jewish views on abortion?
Obviously my child was a clear cut case, but is it generally frowned upon in the Jewish community or is their any truth to this child sacrifice thing? You guys boys with moloch or is that all anti semetic nonsense
Well first of, Christian babies don't count. The Hasidem might get upset about aborting Jewish babies, but everything upsets them. It's important that abortion is an option so Jewish mother's can remind you that they could have but they didn't. Also, just in case we knocked up one of the schvartzes.
My turn!
Have you ever confronted the fact that your whole Jewish Conspiracy schtick is just misplaced anger at the girl who broke your heart?
Its definitely possible... And sometimes I think so but then I see things like Harvey Weinstein and it makes me believe I have my (kosher)eggs in the right basket..
But I can't lie, I really really really did love this girl a lot, and its definitely a possibility that I took it too far and had to come up some sort of answer for why everything happened and it took me down the wrong road.
And sometimes I think so but then I see things like Harvey Weinstein
Rich dudes get away with that shit all the time, both Jew and Gentile. Go write that girl a letter about how you really feel. Send it, don't send, send it via her sister after giving her a good shtupping, it doesn't matter. Move on and go find yourself a church girl dumb enough to keep your demon seed.
Very good detective work my friend.. You get a yellow star.
Speaking of stars, hopefully I can get an answer on this...
Where does the star of David actually come from, if you look closely its basically two pyramids, one going up, one going down (as above so below) or something to that effect... And was actually originally the seal of Solomon https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_Solomon
Its also a 6 pointed star, 6 sided hexigon, and has 6 triangles in it..
Hopefully my friend who told me to ask him anything still has the offer extended today, I'd like to keep an open dialogue with you fellas.
What if I were to tell you it's been around for a lot longer than that? The protocols were fake, they were proven fake in 1920 - stolen from other sources, but the protocols were just an updated version of the same conspiracy that had been floating around for hundreds of years.
From the book suspicious minds:
Superstition and prejudice toward Jews dates back to the earliest years of Christianity. Saint John Chrysostom, a fourth-century preacher widely admired for his eloquence, eloquently denounced Jews as baby-killing devil worshipers. In 1215, Pope Innocent III was concerned that Christians might find themselves unwittingly having relations with Jews. His solution was to make Jews wear distinguishing clothing, leading to the yellow “badge of shame” that many Jewish people around Europe were required to wear throughout the Dark Ages—and again under the Nazis. A couple of decades later, Pope Gregory IX established the Inquisition, a formalized effort to prosecute heresy against the Roman Catholic Church, which eventually led to mass executions of Jews, among other accused heretics, and mass burnings of their holy books.
According to the pious logic of some medieval theologians, the Jewish Talmud was both blasphemous and, paradoxically, a testament to the truth of Christian teaching. Just as the Devil knows the truth of Christianity but is determined to deny it and destroy those who believe it, so too, Christian scholars argued, do the Jews. People came to see Jews as being in league with Satan, possessing arcane knowledge and black magic, and harboring an unquenchable hatred for Christianity. Allegations that Jewish people were plotting against Christians became commonplace.
One popular theory had it that Jews were in the habit of poisoning Christian drinking wells. When the Black Plague ravaged fourteenth-century Europe, outbreaks were often blamed on the international Jewish well-poisoning conspiracy. In some cases, torturers coerced confessions from a handful of Jewish suspects, on the basis of which thousands more were burned alive. The worst of the pogroms was in Strasbourg. Fear-stricken locals, desperate to prevent the plague from reaching them, decided to preemptively slaughter the town’s Jews. (Some of the town’s nobility were also in debt to Jewish money-lenders, and may have seen an opportunity to clear their tab.) City authorities attempted to intervene but couldn’t hold the mob at bay. All told, around nine hundred Jewish people were burned alive, and the rest were baptized or banished. The plague soon swept through town regardless, leaving sixteen thousand people dead in its wake.
There was also the “blood libel”—the allegation that Jewish people routinely murder Christians and drain them of their blood, which they allegedly used to make the Passover meal, to make medicine to heal their physical defects, or to perform unholy rituals. The myth was invented in the twelfth century, when a young Christian boy was found dead on the outskirts of Norwich, England, the day before Easter Sunday. Thomas of Monmouth, a Benedictine monk turned amateur detective, offered a convoluted explanation. Jewish teaching, he claimed, asserts that Jews must spill Christian blood in order to regain their homeland. Thus, a secret council of Jewish elites convenes once a year to select a sacrificial Christian child. Monmouth’s idea caught on. For centuries thereafter, whenever a Christian child went missing or turned up dead, local Jews were often the first suspects.
These religiously motivated fears circulated for centuries. Meanwhile, Jews in many regions were denied citizenship and property rights, confined to ghettos, or banished from Christian society altogether. This began to change in the wake of the French Revolution, when many Jewish people were granted basic human rights and began to emerge from isolation. They naturally tended to favor liberal and democratic political policies that represented their best hope of increasing liberty. Still sidelined from traditional occupations, many migrated to the cities and pioneered inventive new ways of making a living. While most remained impoverished and out of sight, a few became extremely wealthy.
This all led to new social tensions. A lot of people weren’t thrilled about the radical changes taking place around them. For some, the newly integrated Jews became a defining symbol of the modern world. The age-old prejudice that had given rise to the blood libel and well-poisoning myths was reinvigorated and updated to reflect modern anxieties and resentments. Jews were no longer enemies of God, but enemies of man. In 1879, a new word, antisemitism, was coined to reflect the fact that what was once a collection of primitive medieval superstitions had become a fully-fledged political ideology.
The Star of David (✡), known in Hebrew as the Shield of David or Magen David (Hebrew מָגֵן דָּוִד; Biblical Hebrew Māḡēn Dāwīḏ [maːˈɣeːn daːˈwiːð], Tiberian [mɔˈɣen dɔˈvið], Modern Hebrew [maˈɡen daˈvid], Ashkenazi Hebrew and Yiddish Mogein Dovid [ˈmɔɡeɪn ˈdɔvid] or Mogen Dovid), is a generally recognized symbol of modern Jewish identity and Judaism. Its shape is that of a hexagram, the compound of two equilateral triangles. Unlike the menorah, the Lion of Judah, the shofar and the lulav, the Star of David was never a uniquely Jewish symbol, although it had been used in that way as a printer's colophon since the sixteenth century.
During the 19th century the symbol began to proliferate among the Jewish communities of Eastern Europe, ultimately being used among the Jewish communities in the Pale of Settlement.
The earliest Jewish usage of the symbol was inherited from medieval Arabic literature by Kabbalists for use in talismanic protective amulets (segulot) where it was known as a Seal of Solomon
The Seal of Solomon (or Ring of Solomon; Arabic: خاتم_سليمان Khātam Sulaymān) is the signet ring attributed to King Solomon in medieval Jewish tradition, and in Islamic and Western occultism. It was often depicted in either a pentagram or hexagram shape; the latter also known as the Star of David in Jewish tradition.
This ring variously gave Solomon the power to command demons, jinn (genie), or to speak with animals. Due to the proverbial wisdom of Solomon, his signet ring, or its supposed design, came to be seen as an amulet or talisman, or a symbol or character in medieval and Renaissance-era magic, occultism and alchemy.
Religions borrowed wacky shit from each other all the time. It's kinda like how Burger King will come up with some shit that sells and McDs & Wendy's are all over that. Or they'll open a McDonald's in some country where burgers seem weird to them, so they'll find whatever the locals eat that can fit into a bun and they'll sell them that.
Christianity's been the king of franchising for most of the monotheistic burger wars. They'd pop in and really read the local dirt worshippers. You guys got a bunch of gods & spirits? Bam! They're saints now. Is that your local harvesting holiday? What a coincidence! We have a very similar one, except it's when JC was resurrected. I don't know how rabbits fit into all of this, but we'll find a way! That's how they became the Mickey D's of monotheism.
Anyways, all the big religious players do this. Islam's been successful with this in recent centuries. They're like Jack in the Box or Taco Bell. Their deal has been going to spots that still got quirky old tribal customs that various Christian missionaries have been trying to get them to quit doing and telling them the local cleric just said it's cool if they wanna keep chopping clits off in North Africa or buggering little dudes in the lonely Northwest Frontier Province in Pakistan.
Anyways, Kabbalists, along with stuff like Christian monasteries, Sufis, etc. They were like the R&D departments. Inventing new shit and stealing shit from each other. So some Kabbalist saw some local mosques were including a goddamn demon summoning protective amulet with every happy meal and the kids loved that shit. So they included their own version to compete.
Still a little weird to me how it has become their national symbol.. To see them rocking a literal hexagram.. But I guess it makes sense.
Next question, if you don't mind..
Were the Jews that existed in the time of Jesus, the same Jews we refer to as 'Ashkenazi' today?
Also bonus question: is Jimmy Iovine(former head of interscope records) Jewish? He claims in the show 'defiant ones' that he's an Italian catholic.. But he also claimed he bailed out Tupac, which is a story he completely fabricated, and it's actually astonishing that he would go on record saying that when its blatantly false.
The hexagram or "Star of David", which became a symbol of Judaism in the modern period and was placed on the flag of Israel in 1948, has its origins in 14th-century depictions of the Seal of Solomon. In 1354, King of Bohemia Charles IV prescribed for the Jews of Prague a red flag with both David's shield and Solomon's seal, while the red flag with which the Jews met King Matthias of Hungary in the 15th century showed two pentagrams with two golden stars.[7]
P.S. We had a nice dinner with your bubeleh last week. We told her what a nice boy you've been. She says she misses you and hopes you call her back soon.
I'm having flashbacks to the look on my dad's face when I came home one day with dyed blonde hair and an earring. To be fair, Eminem had just come out and that shit was t i t e
I have to immediately downvote any post with a title like "we need to talk about..." or "is it time to talk about?" Motherfucker, we're on a forum and even if you submit a gif or a link, the comments section is going to be talking about it.
/r/games is terrible about that shit. I go there once a day to see if there are any neat trailers or links, not to hear you bitch and moan about how much you hate paying for your hobby.
If an extreme minority like the jewry really did take over the world without you knowing, they have clearly demonstrated their objective superiority over you and all is right.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-10
This, but unironically.
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
/u/amateurrocketbuilder (((We))) also gave you autism. You're welcome
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
I honestly wouldn't doubt it..lol
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
I'm a Jew. AMA
1 TinyJibble 2017-10-10
How do you rule the global financial system when you spend all your time shitposting on r/drama?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
/r/drama shitposts reduce the IQ of goyim investors, allowing us to swindle them easier.
1 Fucking_That_Chicken 2017-10-10
heard it here first, folks -- the international jewish conspiracy requires us to make /u/martinshkreli a mod here
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Shalom my good friend...
The first girl I ever dated was a Jewess.. I actually for her pregnant and she aborted my child.
I feel like I'm half way initiated into the tribe, how is your day going so far?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
That's a relief!
My day so far? I'd say I can't complain, but we all know that's not true.
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Ah it depends.. On one hand I guess so.. I definitely wouldn't want to have had a child with her, she was almost as bad as some shiskas.
On the other hand I believe in God and it did effect me greatly that she aborted it, especially after telling me how badly she wanted it.
Collect any shekels today my friend?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
She did the right thing. The last thing this world needs is more of you.
Every day I'm shekeling
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Eh, I guess you're right.
I do suck pretty bad at life.. I did honestly love her though.
Oh well, maybe in my next life I can come back on the winning team, and not a dumb gentile.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
The suspense must be killing you! Why not flip ahead and find out how the adventure ends?
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Oy vey you are one crude Yiddish boy...
Its as if all these shoahs over the years has hardened your heart
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
Mom, is that you?
Shoah nuff.
Less talk, more joining your unborn child. Try not to fuck this up too.
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Well since you basically told me this was an AMA... What's the Jewish views on abortion?
Obviously my child was a clear cut case, but is it generally frowned upon in the Jewish community or is their any truth to this child sacrifice thing? You guys boys with moloch or is that all anti semetic nonsense
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
Well first of, Christian babies don't count. The Hasidem might get upset about aborting Jewish babies, but everything upsets them. It's important that abortion is an option so Jewish mother's can remind you that they could have but they didn't. Also, just in case we knocked up one of the schvartzes.
My turn!
Have you ever confronted the fact that your whole Jewish Conspiracy schtick is just misplaced anger at the girl who broke your heart?
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Its definitely possible... And sometimes I think so but then I see things like Harvey Weinstein and it makes me believe I have my (kosher)eggs in the right basket..
But I can't lie, I really really really did love this girl a lot, and its definitely a possibility that I took it too far and had to come up some sort of answer for why everything happened and it took me down the wrong road.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
Rich dudes get away with that shit all the time, both Jew and Gentile. Go write that girl a letter about how you really feel. Send it, don't send, send it via her sister after giving her a good shtupping, it doesn't matter. Move on and go find yourself a church girl dumb enough to keep your demon seed.
1 menvaren 2017-10-10
It's shiksa. You're thinking of bobs.
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Shalom.. Thank you for the correction
But she was almost as bad as some shiksas*
Really did a number on me to be honest
1 pizzashill 2017-10-10
It's not often you see a conspiratard reveal the trigger that turned them into a bat-shit crazy conspiratard so easily.
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
I'm an honest person what can I say
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Very good detective work my friend.. You get a yellow star.
Speaking of stars, hopefully I can get an answer on this...
Where does the star of David actually come from, if you look closely its basically two pyramids, one going up, one going down (as above so below) or something to that effect... And was actually originally the seal of Solomon https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_Solomon
Its also a 6 pointed star, 6 sided hexigon, and has 6 triangles in it..
Hopefully my friend who told me to ask him anything still has the offer extended today, I'd like to keep an open dialogue with you fellas.
1 pizzashill 2017-10-10
Is this satire?
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
I wish....
1 pizzashill 2017-10-10
Let me ask you something, have you ever read about the origins of the "THE JEWS" conspiracy?
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Not really sure what you're referring to.. The protocols(an obvious anti semetic forgery.. Wink wink) ?
1 pizzashill 2017-10-10
What if I were to tell you it's been around for a lot longer than that? The protocols were fake, they were proven fake in 1920 - stolen from other sources, but the protocols were just an updated version of the same conspiracy that had been floating around for hundreds of years.
From the book suspicious minds:
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Good read.
I was already familiar with blood libel.
Still curious where exactly the 'star of David' originated, and why the Jews adopted it.
It's basically a hexagram.
1 pizzashill 2017-10-10
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_of_David
This wiki page is accurate.
1 WikiTextBot 2017-10-10
Star of David
The Star of David (✡), known in Hebrew as the Shield of David or Magen David (Hebrew מָגֵן דָּוִד; Biblical Hebrew Māḡēn Dāwīḏ [maːˈɣeːn daːˈwiːð], Tiberian [mɔˈɣen dɔˈvið], Modern Hebrew [maˈɡen daˈvid], Ashkenazi Hebrew and Yiddish Mogein Dovid [ˈmɔɡeɪn ˈdɔvid] or Mogen Dovid), is a generally recognized symbol of modern Jewish identity and Judaism. Its shape is that of a hexagram, the compound of two equilateral triangles. Unlike the menorah, the Lion of Judah, the shofar and the lulav, the Star of David was never a uniquely Jewish symbol, although it had been used in that way as a printer's colophon since the sixteenth century.
During the 19th century the symbol began to proliferate among the Jewish communities of Eastern Europe, ultimately being used among the Jewish communities in the Pale of Settlement.
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1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
From the Wikipedia page...
Then if we look into the seal of Solomon..
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_of_Solomon
We find this is basically an occult symbol that gave Solomon the power to summon demons..
Not too kosher, if you ask me..
1 WikiTextBot 2017-10-10
Seal of Solomon
The Seal of Solomon (or Ring of Solomon; Arabic: خاتم_سليمان Khātam Sulaymān) is the signet ring attributed to King Solomon in medieval Jewish tradition, and in Islamic and Western occultism. It was often depicted in either a pentagram or hexagram shape; the latter also known as the Star of David in Jewish tradition.
This ring variously gave Solomon the power to command demons, jinn (genie), or to speak with animals. Due to the proverbial wisdom of Solomon, his signet ring, or its supposed design, came to be seen as an amulet or talisman, or a symbol or character in medieval and Renaissance-era magic, occultism and alchemy.
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1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Paging my Yiddish pal /u/annoythegoys
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
Religions borrowed wacky shit from each other all the time. It's kinda like how Burger King will come up with some shit that sells and McDs & Wendy's are all over that. Or they'll open a McDonald's in some country where burgers seem weird to them, so they'll find whatever the locals eat that can fit into a bun and they'll sell them that.
Christianity's been the king of franchising for most of the monotheistic burger wars. They'd pop in and really read the local dirt worshippers. You guys got a bunch of gods & spirits? Bam! They're saints now. Is that your local harvesting holiday? What a coincidence! We have a very similar one, except it's when JC was resurrected. I don't know how rabbits fit into all of this, but we'll find a way! That's how they became the Mickey D's of monotheism.
Anyways, all the big religious players do this. Islam's been successful with this in recent centuries. They're like Jack in the Box or Taco Bell. Their deal has been going to spots that still got quirky old tribal customs that various Christian missionaries have been trying to get them to quit doing and telling them the local cleric just said it's cool if they wanna keep chopping clits off in North Africa or buggering little dudes in the lonely Northwest Frontier Province in Pakistan.
Anyways, Kabbalists, along with stuff like Christian monasteries, Sufis, etc. They were like the R&D departments. Inventing new shit and stealing shit from each other. So some Kabbalist saw some local mosques were including a goddamn demon summoning protective amulet with every happy meal and the kids loved that shit. So they included their own version to compete.
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
Nicely put..
Still a little weird to me how it has become their national symbol.. To see them rocking a literal hexagram.. But I guess it makes sense.
Next question, if you don't mind..
Were the Jews that existed in the time of Jesus, the same Jews we refer to as 'Ashkenazi' today?
Also bonus question: is Jimmy Iovine(former head of interscope records) Jewish? He claims in the show 'defiant ones' that he's an Italian catholic.. But he also claimed he bailed out Tupac, which is a story he completely fabricated, and it's actually astonishing that he would go on record saying that when its blatantly false.
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
I was hoping for some faster responses, I have quite a few questions if you don't mind chaver
1 pizzashill 2017-10-10
M8, did you even read this wiki page?
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
U wot
Yes, I directly quoted it.
1 pizzashill 2017-10-10
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-10
What's taking you so long with this Palestinian thing, schlomo?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
oh U kNow something keeps holding it up
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-10
Gosh, aren't those mean letters they write just the worst? 😤
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
Those aren't the real letters. The real ones say:
It works every time! 😓
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-10
I'm having flashbacks to the look on my dad's face when I came home one day with dyed blonde hair and an earring. To be fair, Eminem had just come out and that shit was t i t e
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
One man's bleach job is another man's Six-Day War
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-10-10
It reminds me of the look on my mom's face when I came out.
Just kidding, my mom wasn't there.
1 WarSanchez 2017-10-10
My nigga /u/amateurrocketbuilder, DON'T TRUST ANYONE!
1 amateurrocketbuilder 2017-10-10
I got the bergers alright ...
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-10-10
Let's see, media, foreign policy, and degeneracy. That's pretty much everything
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
We also conspire to cockblock you sometimes. It doesn't accomplish anything, but we just think it's funny.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2017-10-10
Does cockblocking count when that cock was never going anywhere near a lady's veejayjay?
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-10-10
If you keep his hands busy cooking up copypastas for his butt buddies at voat, he won't have any way to masturbate. Cock successfully blocked.
1 captainpriapism 2017-10-10
also pedophilia and large scale sexual abuse like were seeing with the hollywood stuff
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-10
The goys are on to (((us))).
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-10-10
This song is really about (((their))) global control
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
Blink 18Jew
1 glmox 2017-10-10
since when does r/conspiracy do anything else
1 better_bot 2017-10-10
I have to immediately downvote any post with a title like "we need to talk about..." or "is it time to talk about?" Motherfucker, we're on a forum and even if you submit a gif or a link, the comments section is going to be talking about it.
/r/games is terrible about that shit. I go there once a day to see if there are any neat trailers or links, not to hear you bitch and moan about how much you hate paying for your hobby.
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-10
Goddamnit, our cover will be blown.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-10
And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those Redditectives from /r/conspiracy!
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-10
Fuck, where are we going to hide all the shekels? All the jew caves are full of bitcoins.
1 better_bot 2017-10-10
If an extreme minority like the jewry really did take over the world without you knowing, they have clearly demonstrated their objective superiority over you and all is right.