weeb tears over housing in FFXIV

29  2017-10-10 by EddingtonDidNothingW

Basically, FFXIV (an MMO, like WoW but for weebs) has implemented player housing in a particularly retarded way. There are five major cities in the game. Three of them have player neighborhoods where players can own houses. Fourth of them, obviously the coolest city in the game, has never gotten it. Why? Who the fuck knows, because devs are assholes I guess. Fifth city, and the first East Asian/Japanese-themed, has had housing unlocked today, some couple of hours ago, with the release of the new patch.

And of course, what happened was that since the game is obviously overrun with weebs, all the house plots were bought up in a matter of minutes, so all the people who missed out on them by waiting in queue, crashing, or not being able to log in, missed out. While there are other people who were lucky enough to snatch multiple houses. So the FFXIV subreddit, the official forums, etc. are all filled with people crying about it.

r/ffxiv housing megathread

unofficial bitching thread

unofficial meme thread

As for the official forums:

good old fashioned rage thread

another one

and another one

guy begging to pay real money for a house

the obligatory thread by a faggot defending the devs on the official forums since no matter the game or the drama there always have to be at least one of these

oh no wait there's two of them

then there's that one smug faggot who makes a thread to laugh at all the losers crying about it

Didn't bother checking if there's any drama on the FFXIV general on /vg/ since only people who go there are attention whoring AGP avatarfags anyway.

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  11. then there's that one smug faggot w... - archive.org, megalodon.jp*, archive.is

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Gross, their forum doesn't use transport layer security.

Is this game a monumental grind-fest like most asian MMO's are?

I played FFXI a long time ago and that game was so grindy.

Nah, it's more like a wow game

Nah, it's more like a wow gamw

There was grind, much of it pointless, but the game was insanely good outside of that aspect. Oh and somehow everyone had their own moghouse with no complaints from anyone. I think the servers are still up. Goddamn it's time to reinstall.

One thing I remember clearly that annoyed me was that your character creation process showed a model that was very high poly count, but when you got into the game and zoomed in on your character there was like 1/3 of the polygons.

Yeah, the PS2 limits really screwed some aspects of it.

Any MMO I've played, player housing is basically worthless and a waste of developer time. Is final fantasy any different?

Nope

Weebs being introduced to the realities of the real-estate market.

Good ff1 is the only final fantasy worthwhile that shit was web resistant unlike stereotypical anime characters that are running the show to the ground

come home empty handed after waiting 12 hours in line for a packet of dipping sauce log into favorite MMO to find all houses were bought in a matter of seconds by Chinese botnets dad bursts into room, knocking over multiple pissjugs to tell me i have two weeks to find a job or he's kicking me out fuckthisgayearth.png