USA just got eliminated from the World Cup qualifiers, and we are SALTY in /r/soccer

58  2017-10-11 by damn_it_so_much

105 comments

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Sorry snaps, nothing complex about sucking.

We've just been shit the last four years. The coach Bruce Arena is essentially a soccer version of Trump

You think Arena is bad, look at the dumpster fire that is the Galaxy after he left

I'm a Rapids fan, I know the struggle.

Imagine being unable to stop talking about Trump.

no, in this case it's relevant. Arena is a soccer nativist and doesn't like calling in guys who are playing in Europe even though their leagues are better than MLS.

Imagine being unable to stop talking about Trump.

Imagine being so triggered by criticism of your political waifu

Imagine using the word triggered while copying the style of an insult just used against you.

Weak af, mine's so much better, just delete this it'll make the thread look nicer. Tap me in man your job is done.

Imagine being unable to control your sexual attraction to Trump.

is that why you losers call hi "Daddy"?

Imagine inserting a bluetooth dildo into your ass that vibrates every time Trump tweets.

Imagine reading the utter retardation that is Trump's tweets and still supporting him.

Imagine being unable to stop talking about Trump.

Imagine being unable to stop talking about talking about Trump

I'm referring to you, not Trump you mong.

Well Trump cant seem to stop talking about Trump either.

Rekt

is that why you losers call hi "Daddy"?

Do you want to try that again? You're really struggling here, lots of words.

We all know who has the best words, folks. Believe me.

Imagine being unable to stop talking about Trump.

You know who has a terminal case of that? Donald Trump.

As a member of the nation who invented FOOTBALL (fucking yanks -_-) I can tell you, the rest of world doesn't care

Of course they don't, we only pass the round of 16 against the likes of Mexico and Ghana.

so you're a redskins fan then?

Yeah totally...

so you're a redskins fan then?

the pain of being a DC sprouts fan :(

i played soccer (thank god for the commonality of language otherwise pedantic fucks like you would just be confused) growing up and so I've tried to enjoy professional soccer, I really have, but when you base over half your sport around faking out falls for free kicks you lose me fast

I'm with you on the bullshit "falling down at the slightest tap", it's killing football. High school football was far more brutal than what these suffer and we kept getting up till we actually broke bones.

I also don't apologise for the pedantic's. Stop fucking up the English language. Everybody else can master it, why can't you?

it's almost like different countries can sometimes have different words for the exact same thing. but honestly, if the word soccer is enough of a bastardization of english to bother you I suggest you steer clear of hip hop, hell steer clear of the next generation all together

Never. Just no. Nein. Nope

i suggest you steer clear of hip hop

No need to suggest that, already being done.

It's hard for people from an homogeneous, lily white island nation with a notoriously limited gene pool to understand diversity.

I also don't apologise for the pedantic's.

For someone pretending to care about language you sure have a poor understanding of apostrophes. 💩

r/iamverybadass

r/iamverysmart

Basketball is pretty bad with that too. The last few minutes on the clock are always about players trying to bait out fouls. It's absolutely retarded.

Why do Brits have such a hard time understanding there's an entire planet outside of their country while also pretending to speak for that entire planet? They must pump xenophobia into the water supply.

Nah just latent imperialism

Imagine being a member of a nation that still has kings and queens!

ROFLMFAOATYLOL

Imagine electing a reality TV twat who just thinks he's a king.

We used the word FOOTBALL first. Get your own word.

better to not even go to the Cup than to be bounced out by a former colony in the group stages. hail britannia!

They lost to fucking Costa Rica last time around

you gotta play em in the snow #protip

How do you tell an English man from an English woman?

The English woman is the one with the higher sperm count.

Lol, where's the "at least we got the women's team" comments.

Gotta be some hot takes there. Especially with how the (shitty) men's team gets paid more than the good women's team.

The women's team trains against a bunch of 15 year olds

And they lose to them regularly. No one wants to watch soccer, much less women's soccer.

Soccer is literally the most watched sport in the world...

For ameriburgers there is nothing beyond Confederate lands.

Not enough adverts for the burgers to enjoy.

Maybe start watching a sport for grownups?

This drama was so interesting that I clicked on the link, then got distracted and pulled two exceptionally long hairs out of my right eyebrow, then came back and posted this comment.

Soccer???

pulled two exceptionally long hairs out of my right eyebrow

Proven degenerate.

Caring about soccer?

Unironically kys.

Sports ball woo!

sport

rolling around on the ground bawling because Jésus bumped into you

Pick one

Lmao seriously, these guys act with more emotion than Ryan Gosling playing a replicant.

Lmao fucking mayos. Get some MELANIN KINGS AND QUEENS like Altidore and the USA will win. Instead of choosing a silky chocolate man like McKennie you went for that bald cracker Michael Bradley

You are actually not wrong... A big criticism of the US system is how poor people are shut out of it.

Poor people in the US typically play basketball or football, whereas in the UK or most of Europe, they play soccer on concrete slabs. It's pretty simply a cultural difference.

Poor people in the US typically play basketball or football, whereas in the UK or most of Europe, they play soccer on concrete slabs. It's pretty simply a cultural difference.

True, there's also the fact that youth clubs in the US cost an arm and leg, which is why poor kids are typically forced out of soccer. Look up Clint Dempsey's struggle to make it in soccer, his parents were trailer trash rednecks who couldn't pay for his club so other parents chipped in.

The US system has been failing because of the insistence to use MLS players over dual-nationals or kids who went to go play overseas (like pulisic)

Arena has called in several European based players and even the dual nationals like Brooks and Johnson. It's true that he prefers MLS guys but frankly I don't see anything wrong with more representation for MLS at the national team level. That's how you build a soccer culture in the States.

Also, we were playing fucking Trinidad. Their best striker Kenwyne Jones has been sitting on the bench for Atlanta this season and is way past it. Their entire team besides Joevin Jones and Kevin Molino wouldn't be good enough for MLS clubs. Not to mention that MLS has helped other countries in the region. In the WC qualification games today, Roman Torres, Johan Venegas,and Alberth Elis all are MLS players who scored, effectively helping knock out the US.

The whole of the USSF needs to be revamped from the top down

Agreed, USSF is in shambles. If Arena and Gulati aren't fired tomorrow and hopefully exiled to the moon or some shit I'm gonna be fucking livid.

Also it's cool that you're a soccer fan. I've seen you 'round these parts for a while and I always thought of you as some Trump supporter who would probably think soccer was for gay eurocucks or whatever.

Naw I'm a Chelsea man and have been so since Andriy Shevchenko and Drogba. That shit gets me riled up. The US "pay to play" shit in soccer is bs. Our kids typically can't find a place to play for free after first or second grade. With football and basketball? Youth leagues all day!

As an aside to the MLS: it's done a better job building up non-US concacaf players than it has for us, which is awesome for the sport but shitty for USMNT.

Also, I'll guarantee you, bar everything else, Klinnsman doesn't lose to T&T on the final day.

never thought I'd meet another Chelsea fan on fucking /r/drama out of all places. I remember the Drogba days all too well.

And yeah pay to play is absolute shit. Other countries' poor kids are naturally drawn to soccer because it's the only way out of poverty, while the pay to play system here makes it impossible for anyone but middle class and above kids to make it. Even the POCs on our national team like Altidore came from middle class suburban backgrounds.

never thought I'd meet another Chelsea fan

Please, the world is filled with bandwagon fans of top teams.

DAE Red Bull Leipzig? I chug down shit all day to support the team!

I'm more of a RB New York guy. Fuck those Austrians

Lepizig Austria

Wrong RB fam

Like I know or give a shit about where things in Europe are.

probably think soccer was for gay eurocucks

wait, it isnt?

More like Michael Badly

Soccer isn't even a real sport. It's basically jogging with pratfalls.

Handegg isn't a real sport either. It's just Amerifats wearing tights bumping into each other while there's a Budweister commercial every five seconds.

It's at least better than that three day long Indian cricket shit

Short game

Real men lose to New Zealand.

Buff men rolling all over each other in tights > Jogging

Which is why you skip the pretense and watch wrrstling instead.

Just not WWE

No, real wrestling. Submission Wrestling, Freestyle, Greco-Roman.

Then yes I completely agree.

Sort by controversial and see how many people are saying this is payback for Trump for some reason.

A meme president is apt to generate memes

Looks like most of them are from Latin America, so I am not surprised.

Don't worry yanks are still the best at American football.

I, too, will invent a sport nobody else plays and then crown myself World Champion in it.

Football is just rugby for retards with pads

And 50 dudes per team.

Too many football and basketball fans in the USA for soccer to get the best athletes.

Australia has rugby union, rugby league, Aussie rules, and 300 million fewer people, and it's not knocked out yet 🤔 🤔 🤔

Australia is in a shit conference to be honest. Real soccer happens in Europe and the Americas. Also don't waste time trying to bait on me of all people, my team won the Euros defeating frogs on their own home turf.

Real soccer happens in Europe and the Americas.

So Iceland? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

I am actually happy that they qualified. I can only hope they knock out England somehow too. Watching English meltdowns is a hobby of mine.

Watching the English crash out of World Cups is my fetish.

Nah, soccer requires a different physical profile than American football or basketball. For example, the best soccer players in the world are 6'1" tops. There are a lot of taller players, but they are rarely any good, because height makes them slower.

The thing with soccer is that you can succeed in it with pretty much any body type. Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a 6'5 tank and a textbook super-athlete, while Messi is a guy who I wouldn't hesitate to pick a fight with at the bar upon first glance.

I hate my life tbh. Fucking T and T beat us. I literally can't even.

So happy I won't have to pretend to care about soccer for a month next year.

We only ever make it to the quarterfinals, so really, you only have to care for two-three weeks.

>caring about povertyball

WEW

The only salty people I see are eurofags and Mexicunts

At least the Mexicunts were rooting for their new home team.

Why would they give a shit about the US national team?

>caring about soccer

Lmao thats only for poor countries

Hmm yes England, Sweden, etc are quite poor. And India is super rich.

Baka world cup, I didn't even want to be in your competition.