Inbred British Subject castigates others for their "bastardization of the English language"...goes on to use the phrase "should of"

19  2017-10-11 by nunast

Hapsburg Jaw catalog model, u/Self-Making-V2, rages about the use of the word "soccer" and tells people to stop "fucking up the English language".

He then wanders over to discuss Rick and Morty in r/movies where he drops the dreaded "should of".

Bonus spelling and language fucking up here when he doubles down with the fatal "would of".

All hail the Queen!

26 comments

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1  Should_have_listened 2017-10-11

should of

Did you mean should've?

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1  nunast 2017-10-11

u/self-making-v2 comments on this? You seem dumb so I want to give you a chance to explain yourself.

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

I'm dumb... Simple as. Waste of a post really

1  nunast 2017-10-11

You're gonna go with the "lol disinterested" act?

https://imgur.com/UU3ZuCf

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

I can't get out of this, can i? Whatever i say will be flipped on me...

1  nunast 2017-10-11

You could say:

"I was perpetuating the stupid British superiority thing with the stupid soccer/football circlejerk to make myself feel superior. Being outed as a hypocrite that can't spell or type makes my comments about the word soccer sound really, really fucking stupid."

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

Or i could drop the fact that dear old Webster, in an act of defiance to the crown and to celebrate the States independence, purposefully fucked with the English language just because. My lacking ability to use the English language properly has little to no effect on that fact.

1  nunast 2017-10-11

Please stop inbreeding.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/

1  SDIHTD 2017-10-11

Stupid fucking millennial.

The word "soccer" was in fact the most common way of referring to association football in the UK until around the 1970s, when it began to be perceived incorrectly as an Americanism.[33]

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

And yet the football league was invented in 1846

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-16247593

1  SDIHTD 2017-10-11

Everything you say is wrong and retarded.

But you're an inbred so you get some slack.

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

Why thank you :)

1  nunast 2017-10-11

Yet you don't understand apostrophes or simple word contractions.

"Stop fucking up the English language, everyone else can master it why can't you?"

Does that sound familiar?

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

"I'm dumb"

Does that sound familiar?

1  nunast 2017-10-11

Leave your council house for a day and get your teeth fixed.

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

u/nunast tries to create his own drama. Fails, resorts to insults and fails. Nice try buddy, better luck next time

1  Pokarnor 2017-10-11

/r/badlinguistics tbh

1  SDIHTD 2017-10-11

Stupid fucking millennial.

The word "soccer" was in fact the most common way of referring to association football in the UK until around the 1970s, when it began to be perceived incorrectly as an Americanism.[33]

1  hubbertp 2017-10-11

u/self-making-v2

I love seeing mongs like you eat shit this badly.

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

Is that what that taste is? Quite tasty I'd say. Anything else you want to add?

1  hubbertp 2017-10-11

Stop fucking up the English language, everyone else can master it why can't you?

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

BECAUSE I'M DUMB.

Seriously, how many times am i going to have to keep reminding you people?

1  hubbertp 2017-10-11

You keep trying to educate people about the sport of soccer.

1  Self-Making-V2 2017-10-11

I shall, but will you teach me about your Alt-Rugby?

1  aliceunknown 2017-10-11

UNGRATEFUL COLONISTS ALERT.

1  cabforpitt 2017-10-11

American English is actually more similar to 18th century English than British English, and football is four games developed simultaneously (soccer, rugby, American rules, and Australian rules).

1  mr_mofo 2017-10-11

Poppycock! everyone knows that Americans replaced 's' with 'z' and started calling 'z' "zee" instead of "zed" simply to piss the British off after America lost that war to them.