edit: wow just saw my score on this comment, would be nice to see why people are downvoting this comment so heavily for giving a rather uncontroversial opinion. I guess this sub just has a lot of people that are pro baby killing?
/u/LordSnooty Or maybe they are capable of disconnecting real life and a game? Nah, that can't be right. Must be baby murderers
Yes because there's no chance that someone on the internet could possibly be writing facetiously. He must be completely literal in everything he writes. Grow up mate. Not everyone is comfortable at sitting around a table with people wanting RP sick shit like rape and baby killing.
Grow up mate. Not everyone is comfortable at sitting around a table with people wanting RP sick shit like rape and baby killing.
Maybe those people should grow up and learn to not get their feelings hurt when someone wants to "RP sick shit like rape and baby killing" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I would be offended but that is extremely accurate
the social contract
I NEVER SIGNED SHIT. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO STEAL MY HARD EARNED MONEY. THIS IS COERCION. THIS IS FASCISM. I DON'T LIVE ON YOUR LAND, I LIVE ON MY LAND. I WAS BORN HERE. MY FATHER BUILT THIS HOUSE WITH HIS BARE HANDS. HE NEVER ASKED FOR HANDOUTS. HE DOESN'T USE YOUR ARCHAIC ROAD SYSTEM. HE BUILT TUNNELS. HE BUILT SKY RAILS. HE NEVER SAW A SINGLE RETURN ON ANY OF HIS TAX MONEYS. HE DIDN'T SIGN SHIT. I DIDN'T SIGN SHIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh how dare I state a preference against something, How dare I not want to play your favourite RPG because it's systems promote things I'm not comfortable with like baby killing/molestation and rape. Just to be clear I'm talking specifically about the new V:TM playtest, not anything else. so fuck off you absolute cretinous cuntbag.
You literally compared V:TM to a game about baby rape. You’re unspeakably retarded if you think that’s accurate, and you should probably roll intelligence to see if you’re capable of tying a noose to end your sad existence with.
I feel you mate, I was checking out the newest d&d rule book and it made reference to violence against women, I stole all copies from the local books a million and burned them. I was larping as my level 13 fire mage who also asks permission from his enemies to attack them - consent matters!
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1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-11
/u/LordSnooty Or maybe they are capable of disconnecting real life and a game? Nah, that can't be right. Must be baby murderers
1 LordSnooty 2017-10-11
Yes because there's no chance that someone on the internet could possibly be writing facetiously. He must be completely literal in everything he writes. Grow up mate. Not everyone is comfortable at sitting around a table with people wanting RP sick shit like rape and baby killing.
1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-11
Maybe those people should grow up and learn to not get their feelings hurt when someone wants to "RP sick shit like rape and baby killing" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 LordSnooty 2017-10-11
No that's dumb, there's a thing in games called the social contract. But I don't expect bloated autist twat like you you to know anything about that.
1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-11
I would be offended but that is extremely accurate
I NEVER SIGNED SHIT. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO STEAL MY HARD EARNED MONEY. THIS IS COERCION. THIS IS FASCISM. I DON'T LIVE ON YOUR LAND, I LIVE ON MY LAND. I WAS BORN HERE. MY FATHER BUILT THIS HOUSE WITH HIS BARE HANDS. HE NEVER ASKED FOR HANDOUTS. HE DOESN'T USE YOUR ARCHAIC ROAD SYSTEM. HE BUILT TUNNELS. HE BUILT SKY RAILS. HE NEVER SAW A SINGLE RETURN ON ANY OF HIS TAX MONEYS. HE DIDN'T SIGN SHIT. I DIDN'T SIGN SHIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1 incineratechicken 2017-10-11
u/LordSnooty, if the tables in V:TM remind you of FATAL, clearly you’ve never actually read the FATAL rule book.
Also you’re an oversensitive cunt who failed his anal circumference checks.
1 LordSnooty 2017-10-11
Oh how dare I state a preference against something, How dare I not want to play your favourite RPG because it's systems promote things I'm not comfortable with like baby killing/molestation and rape. Just to be clear I'm talking specifically about the new V:TM playtest, not anything else. so fuck off you absolute cretinous cuntbag.
1 incineratechicken 2017-10-11
You literally compared V:TM to a game about baby rape. You’re unspeakably retarded if you think that’s accurate, and you should probably roll intelligence to see if you’re capable of tying a noose to end your sad existence with.
1 thanks-again 2017-10-11
I feel you mate, I was checking out the newest d&d rule book and it made reference to violence against women, I stole all copies from the local books a million and burned them. I was larping as my level 13 fire mage who also asks permission from his enemies to attack them - consent matters!
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-10-11
Fuck, it should have been "one brave knight:"
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-11
Roll for anal circumference.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-11
have you ever actually played that?
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-11
What? no, lol.
I played Vampire, The Masquerade one time with some kids from work. That's more drama class than game, though.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-11
oh wow I thought you were talking about this autistic rape game. They actually roll for anal and nipple size
I'd be very interested to hear from someone who played that as a case study
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-11
I was, indeed, referring to that game, because it is hilariously autrapistic.
I'm not sure that anyone has actually played it.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-11
drama should organize a night and do it. It's what we deserve
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-11
Holy shit, just started reading that, and they say it make Synnibar look good!