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1  2017-10-12 by [deleted]

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Buzzword is, itself, a buzzword now.

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Why must you trolls come to our forums and post stupid shit trying to rile us up? Your posts don't even bother 99% of us, so just quit it. Any one who agrees with me post the number "1" in this thread.

Asimov, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Asimov, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as opposed to real lubricant. ember your chocolatey member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Asimov, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tube socks on to enhance the gay look. We were so flitty and light on our feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mea were a raging homosexual, now you wont look me in the eye because of this anime woman. I know that bitch is a transvestite, and you lust after my ass while you are being tentacle raped. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass! Don't be fooled! Asimov knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks bar maid. I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts; my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! Asimov - I NEED YOUR HOT MAN SEX NOW. This is your long lost butt buddy Joe, please come back.

ban u/ed_butteredtoast

/u/prince_kropotkin is faster to type out, though.