Peewee-peened dude /u/RedditIsDumb4You blubbers on and on after getting his feelings hurt by the fact that people prefer huge, turgid, throbbing cocks to his wimpy vienna sausage.

28  2017-10-12 by PussMonster_

13 comments

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1  Brothaniels 2017-10-12

I think it's because he was trying to cheat on his wife. Obviously no one knows the size of his penis. I agree it's a shitty thing to point out as a negative aspect because even a very small penis is still great at getting the job done :) As a girl, it's that first inch or two that matters.

u/PM_ME_UR_PLANT_FACTS why do you lie

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1  PussMonster_ 2017-10-12

/u/ed_butteredtoast did nothing wrong

1  wwyzzerdd 2017-10-12

I'd like to see more Old Greg post chains pop up in threads. Old Greg is the the best!

1  a_normal_human 2017-10-12

Why is every retard in that thread thinking that he's looking for a woman?

1  Lamza 2017-10-12

there are no small penises, only huge vaginas

1  PussMonster_ 2017-10-12

found another dude with a wee lil weiner

1  thesnakeinthegarden 2017-10-12

Shut up, you sickening gapping gussy!

1  aqouta 2017-10-12

I'm actually reverse trans so it's really gick.

1  no_frills 2017-10-12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0

1  thesnakeinthegarden 2017-10-12

Long before the "If you hate people who hate nazis, you're a nazis.", there was "If you defend small penises, you have a small penis."

1  ChateauJack 2017-10-12

this one's true though

1  MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-12

not by any other tweaker hour

As a proud tweaker and single father of five, I find this deeply offensive.