The idea behind the kneeling took some hits last week because Jerry Jones did it as such an obvious publicity stunt, I couldn't imagine what might happen if Trump did it
Immediately every white house aide will say that he has always supported the protest and that anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know when he's joking
However, what I really DO want him to do is buy a big bag of Cheetos and tweet "Enjoying this delicious American made snack tonight. #YouAreWhatYouEat"
He obviously didn't understand the significance of this obscure military tradition. I was also unaware; as far as I know it's not generally performed outside of military bases and I've never been to a military base. Had he known, I'm sure he would have exercised the greatest respect.
The "ironically detached I don't give a shit" act is totally working. You totally convinced me that you're not an enraged, Trump obsessed agenda poster!
it really is incredible how upset you get about people making fun of trump. the way this is going youre gonna post like three threads about how mad everyone but you is again.
Standing during the anthem isn't an NFL players job. Trump is commander in chief. How the fuck doesn't he know this shit? He wants to whine about disrespecting the flag and veterans, but can't be fucked to respect the flag as part of his responsibilities as well as current service members. Idgaf what anyone does during any song but it makes him look massively uneducated and hypocritical about the subject.
If you're the POTUS, yeah. Not if you're some average joe. I mean, the president has free speech too but "fuck the flag I do what I want" probably isn't what he wants to say so he should act like it.
Who gives a shit about the flag. This isn't about flag ceremonies it's aboit obvious hypocrisy.
It's like when a Family Values Republican Senator gets busted railing nubile young bussy. The problem lies not with tapping bussy, but with being a hypocrite about your love of bussy.
I've never heard of this tradition and wouldn't have known the proper etiquette either.
You must be an idiot, then. Who runs for president and doesn't make an effort to understand military tradition, considering you're running for the office that commands the entire military.
You don't have to plaster a phony smile on around us, friend. Tell us all about how the mean POTUS hurt you. Show us your resist hashtag and your pussy hat.
You know, I was a little cranky earlier, but I had Chinese for lunch so I'm feeling a little better now. Thanks for checking up on me! I feel very loved.
He attended military academy growing up that did this daily... not to mention he is the Commander in Chief. This is what happened when Robin Williams was performing and had no clue about this particular tradition:
Thank you for your comment. However, in my opinion, you've not proven beyond reasonable doubt that he understood the significance. I watched the episode and I genuinely believe he did not understand what it was. Perhaps he should have known it, but naiveté is not the same as wanton disrespect.
Are you definitely sure he had to do it? He's also in his 70's. Perhaps he did forget. I don't know. Perhaps he couldn't hear it well, I barely heard it on the show, it wasn't very loud.
Work at an Air Force base as a DoD worker; I've only seen corpsmen acknowledge "Retreat" when outside of buildings. But also I'd love for Trump to even sing the pledge of allegiance, no way daddy knows all of the lyrics.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-12
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1 80BAIT08 2017-10-12
If Trump just took a knee they'd all just start standing again and pipe down.
1 NotTheBomber 2017-10-12
I'm surprised no one has given him the idea.
The idea behind the kneeling took some hits last week because Jerry Jones did it as such an obvious publicity stunt, I couldn't imagine what might happen if Trump did it
1 TNBK 2017-10-12
Immediately every white house aide will say that he has always supported the protest and that anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know when he's joking
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I hope he doesn't do that.
However, what I really DO want him to do is buy a big bag of Cheetos and tweet "Enjoying this delicious American made snack tonight. #YouAreWhatYouEat"
It would really ruin the #resist crowd's fun.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-10-12
he's too thin skinned for that.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
/u/botchlings your god emperor needs u
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
Why don't you guys give this a rest.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Why don't you shut your whore mouth and kys
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
You seem so angry. Sit down, lets have a talk about your aggressive behavior.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
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1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I'm sorry. I'm trying to be helpful. I just want to make sure you're alright, friend. It's okay, let it all out. It's okay to be angry.
1 Yiin 2017-10-12
This schtick sucks.
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
You seem upset. Can I help?
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-12
If this is your best material, I don’t see how you could help tbqh.
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Well, I can't say I didn't try, friendo. Have a good one!
1 Curlgradphi 2017-10-12
Seriously, even in /r/drama we can't get away from this shit?
kys
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-12
You seem upset. Can I help?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Can I watch?
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-12
Can I shit in your mouth?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
What'd you eat?
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-12
Corn and cheddar cheese.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Ratio? How was the corn prepared?
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-12
1 to 1, roasted on bbq
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-12
did you decide to actually browse this sub after being pinged and made fun of? LMAO
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Sure, why not?
1 4354523031343932 2017-10-12
Where did you wander in from friendo?
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
He obviously didn't understand the significance of this obscure military tradition. I was also unaware; as far as I know it's not generally performed outside of military bases and I've never been to a military base. Had he known, I'm sure he would have exercised the greatest respect.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Suck Daddy's dick harder
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
You appear to be upset about something. Rough day?
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
Trump derangement syndrome
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
I'm having a great day. I'm just here to watch. Try opening your throat a lil more.
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Seems like you're experiencing butthurt. They have salves for that.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
You're never going to get past the gag reflex if you keep talking
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
You're obsessed with Trump, every single thread!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Keep going! 😂😂😂😂😂
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
The emojis are hilarious. A couple of butteredtoast groupies.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
I know thanks
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
😁 😁
The "ironically detached I don't give a shit" act is totally working. You totally convinced me that you're not an enraged, Trump obsessed agenda poster!
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
You're very emotional today. You okay bby?
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
I know thanks.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-12
Oof ouch owie my
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1 glmox 2017-10-12
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
Hey! You can recover some downvotes here with you and the rest of the Trump obsessed Musketartds!
1 glmox 2017-10-12
it really is incredible how upset you get about people making fun of trump. the way this is going youre gonna post like three threads about how mad everyone but you is again.
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
You seem butthurt.
1 glmox 2017-10-12
you forgot "seriousposter"
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-12
thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-12
Good sperg my dude. But be careful with all that salt. Might cause hypernatremia lol
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I'm just not that into him. I prefer my boys to look like girls.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
You're not fooling anyone friendo. Maybe senpai will notice you someday!
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Who is senpai?
1 Yiin 2017-10-12
In respect to you? Everybody
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
What does it mean?
1 Yiin 2017-10-12
It means whoever owns your butthole.
1 Ennui2778 2017-10-12
Checks out 👌
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Who said that traps weren't gay?
1 botchlings 2017-10-12
Basically. I've never heard of this tradition and wouldn't have known the proper etiquette either.
On the other hand, everyone knows you are supposed to stand during the National Anthem...
Waiting for a bunch of leftists to make a big deal over it.
1 TNBK 2017-10-12
Standing during the anthem isn't an NFL players job. Trump is commander in chief. How the fuck doesn't he know this shit? He wants to whine about disrespecting the flag and veterans, but can't be fucked to respect the flag as part of his responsibilities as well as current service members. Idgaf what anyone does during any song but it makes him look massively uneducated and hypocritical about the subject.
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
1 TNBK 2017-10-12
If you're the POTUS, yeah. Not if you're some average joe. I mean, the president has free speech too but "fuck the flag I do what I want" probably isn't what he wants to say so he should act like it.
1 Che_Gueporna 2017-10-12
Who gives a shit about the flag. This isn't about flag ceremonies it's aboit obvious hypocrisy.
It's like when a Family Values Republican Senator gets busted railing nubile young bussy. The problem lies not with tapping bussy, but with being a hypocrite about your love of bussy.
1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-12
All this coming from someone who can't read on his own
1 beskargamkote 2017-10-12
You must be an idiot, then. Who runs for president and doesn't make an effort to understand military tradition, considering you're running for the office that commands the entire military.
1 botchlings 2017-10-12
If anything it's a failure of staff to brief him on the tradition. Still, not the president's fault.
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
Daddy Defense Squad strike again!
Silly /u/beskargamkote, Daddy can do no wrong! Better watch out! Botchy, me, and the rest of the Squad are on the lookout for loser cucks like you!
1 beskargamkote 2017-10-12
foiled again
1 beskargamkote 2017-10-12
Wait, wait, wait. You're implying he shouldn't have to educate himself but rather have his own staff do it for him. :thinking:
1 botchlings 2017-10-12
I’m implying that he has more important things to think about. His staff should have briefed him
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-10-12
Yeah, god why would the president need to know how to conduct himself in public
1 botchIings 2017-10-12
I like to pound my pink and brown asshole with Trump posters and rubber cement
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-10-12
He's inside, you don't have to do anything special, it's just more fake news.
He went to military school lol he knows what it is.
Also wtf I love military traditions now-Libertards
1 botchIings 2017-10-12
Donald Trump cannot do anything wrong. I regularly take a knee, or both, for him
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
I believe you believe this
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-12
LMAO
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Everything okay? You seem upset.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-12
I’m great! Thanks for that gut buster friend!
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
You don't have to plaster a phony smile on around us, friend. Tell us all about how the mean POTUS hurt you. Show us your resist hashtag and your pussy hat.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-12
LMAO don’t stop! This is too good!
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
It's really okay. You can be yourself around us. It's okay to cry. Do you need a hug?
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-12
Srsly, how buttmad are you right now?
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
You know, I was a little cranky earlier, but I had Chinese for lunch so I'm feeling a little better now. Thanks for checking up on me! I feel very loved.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-12
No problem man. I was worried tbqhfambruh. General Tso’s?
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Mongolian beef, extra spicy. Plus a fortune cookie that was slightly stale, but that's okay.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-12
My man!
1 80BAIT08 2017-10-12
Such a soyboy reply.
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-12
What’s a soyboy?
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-10-12
I assume a projection
1 hubbertp 2017-10-12
Are you saying he would purposely disrespect it? I get most of you botchlings obsessives have Trump Derangement Syndrome but this is a stretch.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Botchlings has a fan club!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What can we call you...botchlinglings? botchettes?
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
This? From someone that follows Ed Butteredtoast around?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
You botchettes are silly
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
You toasties are adorbz.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
It's an adorable word! I wouldn't care if Ed took a long walk off a short pier tbqh tho.
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
Following people around the internet really shows how ironically unattached you are. Toastie.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Thanks for the advice! Any other foture cookie slips of knowledge you looking to share?
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
oh no how shameful
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
Oooh! You pulled out the lower case sentence! The sign of someone truly in-tune with being ironically uninterested!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Irony really grinds your gears. Wanna talk about it?
1 tehwayway 2017-10-12
nah
1 InspiringShitpost 2017-10-12
Lol, just like 'toasties'
1 Etra 2017-10-12
Dingleberries.
1 hubbertp 2017-10-12
You're a mod in some Ed Buttertoast sub. You want to be a drama celebrity.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Sorry you didn't get the nod. Maybe next time, buckaroo
1 hubbertp 2017-10-12
Ok booboo. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
1 Pablopubes 2017-10-12
This whole ed buttered toast thing has passed this old far by. I have no idea what’s going on. Mod me fam
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Done! I don't even know how I got added
1 Pablopubes 2017-10-12
Excepted. I know of the drama but I know nothing about the drama, and I’m not going to find out anything about it. But I’ll proudly rep team ed.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Good plan. Things are more fun when you know less
1 Pablopubes 2017-10-12
Tbh I did think about reading the sidebar but I saw how long it was and stopped pretty quickly.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Smart move!
1 IOnlyLurk 2017-10-12
The same guy who mocked McCain for being captured in Vietnam?
Yes he would.
1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-12
McCain was a songbird, fuck him
1 beskargamkote 2017-10-12
Yeah fuck that guy for being drafted in Vietnam.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-10-12
Yeah, that guy who avoided the draft through bone spurs is clearly the true hero of the war!
1 Esper21 2017-10-12
He attended military academy growing up that did this daily... not to mention he is the Commander in Chief. This is what happened when Robin Williams was performing and had no clue about this particular tradition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD9QAAEfQEA&feature=youtu.be
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Thank you for your comment. However, in my opinion, you've not proven beyond reasonable doubt that he understood the significance. I watched the episode and I genuinely believe he did not understand what it was. Perhaps he should have known it, but naiveté is not the same as wanton disrespect.
1 glmox 2017-10-12
what the fuck kind of faggy polite-ass comment is this
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
You seem angry, friend. Can I help?
1 glmox 2017-10-12
you can help by slitting your wrists
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I wish I could, I really do, but you see, I like my wrists and don't want to damage them.
1 Pablopubes 2017-10-12
Your Shtick here is fucking awful. Delete your internet
1 ATissu 2017-10-12
"Haha are you angry? Because I'm being a passive agressive autist pretending to be calm and above any feelings friendo (-:"
1 Esper21 2017-10-12
Would you not know the significance of something that you had to do twice a day for 5 years (Age 13-18)?
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Are you definitely sure he had to do it? He's also in his 70's. Perhaps he did forget. I don't know. Perhaps he couldn't hear it well, I barely heard it on the show, it wasn't very loud.
1 Esper21 2017-10-12
Really? You said you watched the video... he jokes about it asking if they were playing it for him or Hannity's ratings.
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Right, which implies he doesn't know what it is. Obviously he heard it, but didn't understand what it was.
1 nanonan 2017-10-12
So he had first hand knowledge that you don't need to do jack shit indoors, and anyone complaining is a retard. Thanks for the research.
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
The Daddy Defense Squad strike again!
Try to criticize my Daddy? Well you cucks are out of luck!
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I'm not a horny teen girl, I don't call people daddy.
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
Don't need to be horny, teen, or a girl to have a Daddy!
The Daddy Defense Squad accepts all!*
*Except blacks, cucks, brownies, and women
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Not interested in calling a grown man daddy. Thanks, though.
1 glmox 2017-10-12
you... want to call a young boy daddy? i'm not sure i follow
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I don't want to call anybody Daddy
1 searingsky 2017-10-12
What about ur dad
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I would rather kill myself than call my father Daddy.
1 searingsky 2017-10-12
Good idea!
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
Nice try. Not happening.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...daddy issues. That explains everything.
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I don't have Daddy Issues. It would just be very creepy to call my father Daddy. It's such a girl ish term
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-12
Like father, like son!
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
Silly billy, Daddy is already in your heart!
We still appreciate your dutiful efforts as part of the Daddy Defense Squad!
1 GuillotinesNOW 2017-10-12
Or (((them))).
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
We don't talk about them. They make Daddy. Sad.
1 h4rdlyf3 2017-10-12
Trump wishes he could be Jared tbh
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
You're right, he's been trying very hard to copy that Fogle freak.
1 MG87 2017-10-12
Daddy is a cuckold tho
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT DADDY!!!!
Daddy has his own Daddy but that's just so he knows how to be the bestest Daddy of all!
1 MG87 2017-10-12
Is his Daddy (((Koch)))?
1 PantherChamp 2017-10-12
Daddy is a Koch-holster. The biggest and strongest of them all!!!
But there's only one who gets to be his Daddy <3!
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-10-12
Not in public, anyway.
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1 Teresa_May 2017-10-12
Too bad he dodged the draft and thus missed the opportunity to learn all these "obscure" military traditions.
1 Obskulum 2017-10-12
I think anyone with a dash of logic can assume remaining silent in presence of military ceremony is kind of on the fucking nose.
1 glmox 2017-10-12
i guess hes #woke after all
1 Zappert 2017-10-12
Work at an Air Force base as a DoD worker; I've only seen corpsmen acknowledge "Retreat" when outside of buildings. But also I'd love for Trump to even sing the pledge of allegiance, no way daddy knows all of the lyrics.
1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-12
also he's being interviewed when it starts, isn't he
1 Zappert 2017-10-12
Yes, but regardless what is happening, you’re supposed to observe it and be silent during the duration, but only while outside.
1 cervixassassination 2017-10-12
I'm sorry, can but until The_Botch throws his opinion in, this post isn't shit.
1 infamousnexus 2017-10-12
I'm not a doormat, friend. Please show respect.