Daddy's dementia reaches critical levels, starts to have 'meetings' and straight-up talk with himself

52  2017-10-13 by Matues49

60 comments

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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No snappy you fucking mong! Almost no one is sexually attracted to pillows. Dakimakuras are comfortable pillows that can help you sleep better, also you can collect different covers for it, they are anime merchandise. I wonder why the "normies" always jump on the idea that you're fucking them, it's just stupid, I mean how would it be a pleasant experience at all? So why would you do it? The answer is you obviously wouldn't. But "normies" always jump on the conclusion that it must be dirty and degenerate if they see stuff like dakis which they don't know anything about. Says a lot more about their mindset than the people who actually own them ...

President Trump said on Oct. 13 that his administration will continue to help with hurricane recovery, and that he "met with the president of the Virgin Islands." Trump is the president of the U.S. Virgin Islands. He met with its governor, Kenneth Mapp, on Oct. 3.

Healthiest™ prez ever! BTFO CUCKS!

This is fucking stupid. He meant to say governor and just slipped up.

Had Obama or any other president (liberal or conservative) said this, there would have maybe been a few jokes made about it but because it's President Trump all the liberals are going to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Proves my point. People laughed about it for a bit and it was forgotten.

I had totally forgotten about it until you linked this.

Can you honestly read a transcript of his and go "wow this guy sounds so intelligent"

Yes

There was no need to post this. It's pretty obvious that you posted this to get upvotes. I'm just a bit annoyed with the fact that you posted this intending to please people.you should know that most of the community dislikes pickle rick memes. You can find that out purely by looking at the most popular posts. Also a meme expires when the majority of any given fanbase dislikes the meme. For instance take pickle rick. The meme has been so overused to the fact that it's annoying now. Look at memes like Rick rolling and nyan cat. They may be memes but you don't hear about them anymore because everyone's sick of them. Also about my grammar. I have not resorted to swears and I haven't attacked you in any way. Why so quick to insult my grammar? I'll admit it's not the best but just because I said something you dislike doesn't mean it gives you the right to insult me personally. Instead of telling me to fix my grammar why don't you reconsider the vulgar language you went to straight away to insult me.

I had been playing wow for years but most of my friends who used to play with me ended up giving me grief and issues and become generally unplayable ( most of them bitching and fighting over what to do at night or which raids to try or what content ), so I stopped for awhile during that time I meant a new friend, a guy just like myself we went to a video game convention and I mentioned wow to him ( himself only having ever played CS:GO) immediately said isn’t that the game all those weirdos get addicted too. I was determined to have my new friend play WoW with me so I slowly worked him through other games exposing him to RPG elements then RTS elements working him from warframe to grim dawn to PoE to Diablo 3 and in general preparing him for wow when finally I managed to convince him to make a starter account. We levelled to 70 together it was a struggle at first as most MMO’s are for new players I went healer priest and he went hunter but he began to love the idea of getting stronger and feeing his character and abilities grow, eventually he bought legion and used his boost to continue his adventures with his hunter , his joy growing every single night . Slowly he honestly learnt how to do a decent rotation and I suggested us switch to a more populated server and start again with DK characters before he got too attached ( my crappy friends had started playing and were bothering us ) so we switched to an RP server the increased interactions and player population drove him wild and he fell in love with his DK. Every night we grinded to level then to get gear and we are loving every second of it. Then one night we realised that it was just wow we loved but each other, I had never felt like this about another man but he felt the same way and we both realised just how we had been hiding our homosexuality. We become lovers in wow and in life on that night and every night since has truly been amazing. So thanks wow for giving me something else to enjoy while I continue to play the greatest game ever made

This brings a tear to my eye.

haha sorry I just don't believe you. The guy speaks like a fucking moron so unless you're compelled to wear a helmet when you walk around, you have to be trolling

You realize you're talking to /r/drama's resident full retard /u/botchlings right? So, yeah, I believe /u/botchlings when he says he does, because as our greatest American retard ever said, "Stupid is, as stupid does."

Is that because he uses small words, which makes it easier to read?

Then you should probably think Gucci Mane is even smarter then!

You may be a pathetic Trump-cuck but you're not wrong.

If he did it once, maybe it would blow over. (Probably not though, Dan Quayle still gets shit for his gaffes, as does Bush.)

It's the fact that it's constant and neverending that makes this so much worse. A major part of the president's job is to be Head of State. Which means representing the country and delivering speeches and shit. The fact that he can't do that withiut fucking up means he's not good at gis job.

I can't believe I'm going to agree with you but, yeah, the press needs to stop playing up Trump's "granpa" moments. Like when he couldn't find his Limo after he got off the plane. I mean, if he starts coming across as straight up senile sure. But it comes across as mean spirited and nit picky when some of this stuff is put on blast.

Uh oh this is why you shouldn't let your senile old racist of a grandpa have the nuke codes! Hopefully he doesn't lob a cruise missile at the bingo hall next time he loses

FINALLY GOT EEM

IMPEACHMENT IS NOW ASSURED

I feel like it's severely underplaying how retarded Trump is and creating a "boy who cried wolf" impression when they focus on minor shit like he said "President" when he meant "Governor."

The statement above is one I can get behind!

I’m getting flashbacks to when Obama said “I visited all 48 states” and right wing media attempted to portray it as Barry having ties to the UAE

Wait, what was the supposed logic there?

The UAE has 48 states. It was a simple slip of the tongue extrapolated and taken way too far by a sector of the media poised to twist anything Obama said into something else

the dumbest and fattest president

I think Teddy Roosevelt was the fattest.

Taft was the fattest.

Oh yeah.

Roosevelt was THICC though

Big booty Prezzies gon' be the death of me

We can only hope.

Jfc put a warning on that

wat? can't handle seeing daddy's bussy cheeks through his panties?

Jesus christ, what a granny ass.

Taft and LBJ were fatter.

If we all die in a nuclear war, I just want r/drama to know that I love you guys. Even if some of you are dumb goys.

luv

haha, this one is cute. reminds me of dubya.

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Try harder faggot

Try harder cuck

Yawn

😍😍😍 i luv u 😍😍😍

how do you have two completely different SS divisions namechecked in your handle, dude, are you with liebstandarte or the Vikings, pick a side

The Vikings are solid, but I stick with Liebstandarte.

No, we really didn't.

Don't forget about the mustardening

In Trump's case however /u/botchlings is wrong but also right: this particular slip-up will be entirely forgotten by the end of the next week. I guarantee this. Feel free to summon that reminder bot and be surprised seven days from now.