r/drama: Death metal band Decapitated charged with kidnapping and gang rape

Metal is only a part time gig for them as you can only play so many concerts in Scandinavia. By day they're actually clowns, hence their proficiency at gang rape in tight spaces.

1 glmox 2017-10-13

it's a death metal band, they're clowns by night too

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-13

http://instantrimshot.com/

1 saint2e 2017-10-13

They're a death metal band aka sickly thin white guys. They probably weigh 250lbs collectively.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-10-13

I thought fat neckbeards was the death metal stereotype. I mean just look at corpsegrinder's neck.

1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-13

http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/cannibal-corpses-corpsegrinder-talks-about-his-massive-neck o i am laffin!

1 SpeedDart1 2017-10-13

Nearly every tech death fan I've met has glasses or is really skinny.

1 Czakl 2017-10-13

You're thinking of black metal guys. Death metal guys are short, fat, bald beardos in cargo shorts. You can fit two of them in a bus toilet if you stack them vertically.

But these guys are Polish, so they're regular-sized drunks.

1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-10-13

poles

white

1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-13

You know a claim is false by the incorrect details like this one. Like the UVA chick, who claimed to be slammed through a plate-glass table and then gangraped on the floor with no injuries.

1 GopherGus 2017-10-13

Who said anything about once, they obviously formed an orderly queue.

1 jewdanksdad 2017-10-13

Color me shocked.

1 80BAIT08 2017-10-13

They should change their name to Raped.

1 YOU_NOW_HAVE_AIDS 2017-10-13

(Be named Decapitated)[#gt] (Gang rape girl)[#gt] (TFW not Muslim)[#gt]

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-13

This is more rape-metal than death-metal.

1 Protect_Me 2017-10-13

Metal fans should be gassed. Every metal fan over 16 is autistic.

1 GunOfSod 2017-10-13

I'm intrigued, this could just the kind of insane pogrom I've been looking for. Can we include radio DJ's?

1 MaybeNotaTurtle 2017-10-13

What are some acceptable music genres.

1 SpeedDart1 2017-10-13

Something he likes probably

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1 Somenakedguy 2017-10-13

Lmao is that a metal version of srs?

1 PhaiLLuRRe 2017-10-13

It's mostly people taking the piss at some comments they see that are "false"

1 kvltsincebirth 2017-10-13

How so?

1 SpeedDart1 2017-10-13

He's brain dead so don't expect a reply.

1 --shaunoftheliving 2017-10-13

What a fag

1 ITreeStars 2017-10-13

You’re clearly just a fucking idiot

1 SpeedDart1 2017-10-13

When you're so delusional about your option you think metal fans should be subject to what the worst human being in all of history did to his victims.

Those band members are pieces of shit. NO ONE who can think reasonably thinks that these guys are ok.

1 TheRiderofDarkness 2017-10-13

I am glad Decapitated did this.

1 SpeedDart1 2017-10-13

When you think I'm siding with decapitated but I'm just trying to say that not all metalheads are fucking rapists.

Look man, if decapitated did it, fuck them. If they didn't, then the woman needs to be held accountable. The point is, she's a fan, and they took advantage of her (possibly). I don't understand how she would deserve this.

1 TheRiderofDarkness 2017-10-13

I know you're not siding with Decapitated, but I did (and I don't even like Decapitated beyond their first album). I wish all metalheads were rapists, the more bad publicity the "scene" gets, the better. Maybe it'll teach the trust fund anti-fa brats to stay away.

The woman went on to a bus with a bunch of drunks and was drunk herself. She probably asked for it, and nothing will change that.

1 SpeedDart1 2017-10-13

I guess if a bank leaves their safe unlocked, does that mean it should be legal to steal money from the safe? No. Was the bank retarded? Yes. But are the thieves wrong? Yes.

This is the situation here. Was she a dumb girl that will hopefully learn from this mistake? Yes. Were decapitated in the wrong here? Double yes.

Also, what's with the hate for antifa? I'll agree antifa is cringey, but fascism is definitely not something to strive for. Neither is communism for that matter though.

1 TheRiderofDarkness 2017-10-13

It is 100% okay if someone steals from an open safe. It's literally and open invitation, you dolt.

Also, fascism is god-tier. Death to the Jews!

1 SpeedDart1 2017-10-13

You're very clearly a troll. There's no way you're serious. And if you are serious, thanks for being the kind of persons that gives the metal community a bad name.

Fucking retard.

1 TheRiderofDarkness 2017-10-13

I am totally $100% serious.

1 headless_bourgeoisie 2017-10-13

You think autistic people should be gassed?

1 Field_of_Foreskin 2017-10-13

You're mistaking metal fans with Jews/Muslims and Christians

1 SuperShake66652 2017-10-13

That sounds pretty metal, fam.

1 Imanidiot77777 2017-10-13

Bout time metal bands got back to being brutal

1 holy_black_on_a_popo 2017-10-13

"When keeping it metal goes wrong."