r/drama: MANDATORY: /r/Drama Patriotism Test

MANDATORY: /r/Drama Patriotism Test

23 2017-10-13 by HodorTheDoorHolder

Find out what percentage of patriot are you!

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/WFZ5HDQ

Post your score percentage in the comments section.

EDIT: I will post survey results in a day or two.

EDIT 2: It's looking pretty bad for most of you. The mean average is 56% out of 100 tests so far.

66 comments

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1 WarSanchez 2017-10-13

I got like 29% or something, but by testing me you have activated my trap card!

I play AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!

I now have 100% and your attacks on me are useless!

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

You've got the lowest score so far!

1 botchlings 2017-10-13

87.5%

I disagree with the correct answers to numbers 4 & 6

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

You have the highest score so far!

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-10-13

I just beat him with like 88.3%. Give me my medal

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

It still says 88% is the highest score.

1 pepperouchau 2017-10-13

1488 maybe

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

Nah some asshole got in the 90s.

1 cant_ban_me_nigga 2017-10-13

Don’t mean to brag but..

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-13

Got that 7% boi

1 Brothaniels 2017-10-13

I got a 100% ban u/ed_butteredtoast

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

No you didn't.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-13

Oh yes he did. THE MAD™ LAD!!!

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

The highest score so far is 88%.

1 cant_ban_me_nigga 2017-10-13

😏

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-13

Is this a Russian honeypot?

1 EvanHarper 2017-10-13

no, it was made by 100% legitimate Texas secessionist Blacktivists

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

Da

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-13

Well, I got an F. I want a do-over

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

Try to do it again. Let me know if it works.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-13

Nope

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

Thanks! Was worried that by turning off the IP collection I wouldn't be able to stop people from taking it multiple times.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-13

It's just a cookie. It won't actually stop the autists here from ruining your poll.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

So an IP check would be the only way to stop it.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-13

Yeah. You should see if you can turn tracking back on.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

Nah. It isn't that serious.

1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-13

Would cause drama, though

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

hmm...

1 cant_ban_me_nigga 2017-10-13

😡

1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-10-13

Their motto is "Come and Take it, nigga"

1 Stumping4Trump 2017-10-13

26%, but then again I am literally a Russian hacker

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-13

I was not informed that this would be graded. I'm not wrong. You're wrong.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

What tests are ungraded?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-13

It's called surveymonkey, not testmypatiencemonkey

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

Not my fault.

1 Chromebookbitches 2017-10-13

I have a survey for you.

How many people think that if you can't type proper English -- ask questions or make statements using proper English (or at least basic 4th grade level) spelling, syntax, grammar and punctuation -- then you shouldn't be allowed to type on an gloriously American website.

[ ] Yes [ ] Yes

Fix your poorly worded "survey" or just shut the fuck up.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

My English is best English. You shut the fuck up you fucker of mothers!

1 EvanHarper 2017-10-13

70.8% but i refuse to withdraw my statement that Trump is still new to being President, he's a businessman and a deal-maker not an establishment politician, he's still growing into it and we need to give him time

1 Yiin 2017-10-13

Yeah, he's only halfway through a full term.

1 cant_ban_me_nigga 2017-10-13

Bruh

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-13

Are you /u/botchlings retarded brother?

1 EvanHarper 2017-10-13

ESTABLISHMENT POLITICS WASN'T WORKING AN ORANGE RETARD FROM REALITY TV WAS THE LOGICAL CHOICE

1 GopherGus 2017-10-13

33.3% but something seems a little russiany about this. Has anyone linked this to Kurt Eichenwald yet, he might be able to get to the bottom of it.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

I clicked OFF on the IP collection. It's totally anonymous.

1 GopherGus 2017-10-13

I believe you

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

me too

1 dongas420 2017-10-13

You say that, but the survey informed me that a 33% score was insufficiently patriotic and that FEMA agents will be dispatched to my house shortly. Did you accidentally click on the IP collection button twice?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

Whoops!

1 leather-muffin 2017-10-13

58%. So like a half-blooded American or something

1 PhysicsIsMyMistress 2017-10-13

Score: 66.7%

Well

1 SamWhite 2017-10-13

50% but I'm British.

1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-13

54.2% could've been higher but I didn't kill the black man

1 glmox 2017-10-13

66.7, but only because it was written by a cuck who thinks russian orphans shouldnt die

1 YourLocalMonarchist 2017-10-13

no option to support said fascist country

fucking communist pig.

1 xrayjones2000 2017-10-13

I received a 44% and got kicked out of r/conservatives this week, so i win.... that makes t-d, removal, conservatism, and the socialists. Something about telling people their neck bearded cucks gets them wound up.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

*they're

1 xrayjones2000 2017-10-13

Thanks, typing fast looking for red lines

1 zeldaisaprude 2017-10-13

98.5%

Murica fuck yeah

1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-13

54%

1 Pepperglue 2017-10-13

41.7%

What do I win?

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

You failed. You get sent to the gulags.

1 Pepperglue 2017-10-13

Hold on. I thought this is America, not USSR!

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-13

No USSR! No USSR! You're the USSR!

1 Spectre_06 2017-10-13

70.8%.

Bring on the bussy!

1 Raitapaita 2017-10-13

I answered like a good Nordic liberal and got 20.8%.

1 SpotNL 2017-10-13

Pretty sure I have the lowest. 25!%

1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-10-13

75%, not even a Burger.

OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2017-10-13

54%