Rick and Morty sucks and you suck for liking it
29 2017-10-14 by CaliggyJack
You fucking inbred bandwagon humpers latching onto an unfunny show with shitty animation that makes South Park look like it was made by Henri fucking Matisse.
This isn't even about the stupid fucking copypasta, the show is just fucking bad. It is just endless autistic stream of consciousness dialogue coupled with stupid meme humor and Science mumbo jumbo to make it look smarter than it actually fucking is.
Every single one of you who watch it have such a braindead sense of humor you'd probably get chuckles watching Wil Wheaton awkwardly flirt with 9/10s thinking he's got a shot in Hell. Fuck I at least get a giggle or too from the occasional Adam Sandler movie, but fuck if RnM isn't such a barren wasteland where shit humor goes to fester.
Fuck I can't believe the comedic icons of this generation range from Amy Schumer's vagina to fucking pickle rick, as if the bottom of the barrel hasn't been scratched hard enough leave it to you fucks to scratch a hole straight through the barrel making a hole big enough to fit your dumb autistic asses.
That show sucks and you absolutely suck for liking it. All of you fans need to keep yourself safe.
37 comments
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-14
Go post this somewhere where it might actually offend someone based on the substance rather than the style.
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
Then it'll just get deleted smartass
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-14
Delete yourself
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
no u
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-14
Not an argument
1 Brothaniels 2017-10-14
Delete u/ed_butteredtoast
1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-14
Gas yourself.
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
no u
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-14
No seriously do it.
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
no u
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-14
No me
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-14
No shit! Wait!
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
ok
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-10-14
You didn't get any szechuan sauce and you waited hours in line at mcdonalds didnt you op.
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
Shits disgusting so no, also I can buy that shit at a Publix in a bigger quality lol
1 VintageCake 2017-10-14
imagine caring so much about what shows retards like that you feel disgust against a fucking meme sauce
1 ghostchamber 2017-10-14
Please. We all know you weren't even born when the sauce was first released. So either you waited in line or you're just lying.
1 teh_colonel 2017-10-14
You'd be angry too if your tendies were dry
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-10-14
It's hilarious watching R&M fans proclaim "no I'm one of the good ones not all of us are like this". There is no difference between the Szechuan sauce autismos and "regular" R&M fans. They're all basement dwelling lowlifes.
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
It ain't even just the fans tho. The show is just bad.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-10-14
It uses juvenile and dry humor and has little plot to it. Simply watching the show is cringy af.
1 Chromebookbitches 2017-10-14
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2017-10-14
If you don't like Richard and Morty try checking out the fox tv show family man! Check out /r/familyman
1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-14
Imagine being this mad
1 Gothmog26 2017-10-14
Rick and Morty is a good show, but Squidbillies is better.
1 Assy-McGee 2017-10-14
>squibillies
>good
get the fuck out
1 Gothmog26 2017-10-14
You're show was worse.
1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-10-14
Neckbeard spotted
1 pepperouchau 2017-10-14
Squidbillies is the only good show
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-14
That just makes this post more embarrassing
1 DarkResurgence 2017-10-14
Kill urself fag
1 CaliggyJack 2017-10-14
no u
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-10-14
I didn't even know about the show before the fanbase started sperging out hard.
It get a YES from me for this reason only.
1 cunnus_maximus 2017-10-14
show me on the doll where dan harmon touched you op
1 midairfistfight 2017-10-14
k
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-10-14
TBH you have to have a prety high IQ to watch R&M (that's rick and morty abbreviated, we smart R&M (double reference) fans really value our time and do not waste it on simpletons). I mean he's a scientist, which automatically makes it a smart show (though I understand if you peons only watch Big Bang Theory). I feel like referring to science in quick sound bytes is really important and teaches us a lot about science (way more efficient than, say, reading a book about actual sceince.)
One of the other things that make it a super smart show is the references to philosophy, which is really important for me, because instead of reading the actual authors and internalising (I clearly prefer the more advanced European way of spelling, as my higher IQ audience can no doubt tell) the lessons learned within, I watch a cartoon show and feel intellectually stimulated when a cartoon show makes a vague reference to some philosopher.
1 bleepis 2017-10-14
this will not be the next copypasta, sorry
1 hotblondeboob 2017-10-14
The best part is that your opinion of the show is as hyperbolic as the radical fans.