I'm not sure who is more pathetic: DeLonge, who is clearly drug-fucked, or the people on the facebook page thinking he'll actually pull it off. Ja Rule couldn't produce an overpriced music festival in the Bahamas, yet people honestly think the dude who sang "All The Small Things" can build a Starship Enterprise?
There are non-washed up pop-punk bands? I assumed they all ended up like nu-metal bands, third wave ska bands and all those British indie bands from the mid-2000's that weren't The Arctic Monkeys or The Libertines and were sent to "oh god I can't believe this was actually popular" island.
Tom Delonge is obviously this reality's Zephram Cochran. You laugh now, but our grandchildren are gonna be learning about him on Alpha Centauri, nerds.
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1 holditsteady 2017-10-14
According to the website they've already raised 321,214
1 BussySundae 2017-10-14
Wow that's a lot of money people threw away with no tangible result.
1 t0ppings 2017-10-14
welcome to crowdfunding
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-14
If every one of the C level execs gets a lip ring, I'll donate $10,000USD.
1 GopherGus 2017-10-14
Glad he could stop hunting ufos for a while to do something useful
1 Gothmog26 2017-10-14
So, a bong?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-14
This is amphetamines.
1 GunOfSod 2017-10-14
Ahh, so this was his big reveal.
1 jack_be_numb 2017-10-14
What's his age again?
1 APE_CHRIST 2017-10-14
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1 DudeCat 2017-10-14
I'm not sure who is more pathetic: DeLonge, who is clearly drug-fucked, or the people on the facebook page thinking he'll actually pull it off. Ja Rule couldn't produce an overpriced music festival in the Bahamas, yet people honestly think the dude who sang "All The Small Things" can build a Starship Enterprise?
1 xr3llx 2017-10-14
Had to look up that festival, holy shit that's ridiculous
1 neveryousay 2017-10-14
This is all a plan to fund a new Blink - 182 album....STOP HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
1 IndignantGoosnargh 2017-10-14
He's not even in the band anymore. They kicked his crazy ass out.
1 neveryousay 2017-10-14
They should all keep themselves safe while their at it.
1 PineappleExpress98 2017-10-14
There are non-washed up pop-punk bands? I assumed they all ended up like nu-metal bands, third wave ska bands and all those British indie bands from the mid-2000's that weren't The Arctic Monkeys or The Libertines and were sent to "oh god I can't believe this was actually popular" island.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2017-10-14
Tom Delonge is obviously this reality's Zephram Cochran. You laugh now, but our grandchildren are gonna be learning about him on Alpha Centauri, nerds.