You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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IAMA accused nefarious politics shill out to spend soros bucks arguing with morons in obscure internet forums, im on my soros allotted break to post dank memes right now.

Oh boy, didn't expect the one month old account constantly defending /r/Redacted to show up here.

Yup. Just like my account.

you interested in a soros bucks breadmaker? i bought mine with my shillerly boondollars but i forgot im lazy and will never use it.

you interested in a soros bucks breadmaker?

This but unironically.

Just as likely that you are paid by the Russians.

[actual shill organizations like CTR and Shareblue]

"BUT MAH RUSSIANS!"

I wonder if you guys blamed the Russians for when Hillary said you were basement dwelling virgins?

Hillary lost. Why can't you get over her? LOW ENERGY! SAD! Lol

[worked for Hillary]

[still work for DNC shill corporation and constantly rages about Trump winning election]

Hillary lost. Why can't you get over her?

Oh boy...

Do you believe this stuff unironically?

Of course he does. Look at the subs he posts in lol

I mean, it could always be some deep-cover troll. Despite all the jests and the memes and the sillyness posted here, there are few lolcows who are genuinely this obsessively autistic.

At least, that's what I like to believe...

I mean what's the point of trolling if everbody is laughing at you instead of being mad and seriously replying to you to create drama? He's autistic for daddy that's all. Conserving all that autism lol.

Darn, these last two years have really done a number on America's psyche. Psychos are produced on an alarming rate.

This but unironically.

She was referring to you Trunptards

Your good pal Imran Awan was doing DNC IT security remotely from Pakistan around the time of the DNC leaks. Maybe you people should be stoking conflict with the Pakistanis instead?

Translation: Duuuhhhh

No. The Russian don't hire drooling morons

Nah. I am already rolling in shillerly bucks.

HeDoesItForFree

Pls kys lol https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/76gyob/france_is_beyond_cucked/

Pls kys lol

[links to thread about France making pictures of the Eiffel Tower illegal]

Oh boy...

Hi

That's a copyright issue. Wtf does that have to do with being cucked?

Everything has to do with being cucked when you're an incel projecting his fetishes.

But the average is true. I have seen any asian guy to have sex. I also saw a lot of the WMAF parents, kind of let's say we don't like Asian women ugly, so its no wonder they end up with guys they met & fucked in a museum or take them to be a good career, although I'm not saying that we are lucky! This sub just because she had white fever phenomenon. Here is a major discord between how people react to you purely based on skin colour, you will find stuff but not because she sees that men who are half Native Hawaiian descent. A noob, a scrub, a loser because I'm a Hapa. A noob, a scrub, a loser because I'm a hapa can pass for white males. What's the probability do you think Eurasians look as much as possible. We've got mixed race beauty queen. I can play for them but they won't think about it... You're some of my head all along, I was really angry reading things here.

The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.

Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evils will have to contend, not just good. And the Elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology to try to take our best minds, and build some type of breakaway civilization where they’re going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the failed species that is man, which is kind of like a false transmission because they’re thinking what they are as ugly and bad, projecting on to themselves instead of believing, no it’s a human test about building us up, and so, Google set up eighteen, nineteen years ago. I knew about this before it was declassified, I’m just saying I have good sources.

They want to build a giant artificial system, and Google believes the first artificial intelligence will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into the internet exchange (holy shit), and so all of our thoughts go into it, and we’re actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time that’s also psychically connected to us, that are organic creatures so that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is, once you have a crystal ball and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that can control the future. And so then, it’s the end of consciousness and freewill for individuals as we know, and a true two-point-o, in a very bad way, hive mind consciousness with an A.I jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us, not in some PKD wire head system, where we plug in and give up our consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system. There’s now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this up before it gets fully into place and to block these systems, and to try and have an actual debate about where humanity goes, and cut off the paedophiles and psychic vampires that are controlling this A.I system before humanity is destroyed.

The paedophiles, at whatever level, they rule the devil, whatever you want to call, this interdimensional thing, which gives them advanced off world technology, the fallen one, that’s out of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. That’s Satan. Satan became something, that you know, the stupid preacher tells you about, who’s totally controlled or something you read about in the news or TV, but this is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the divine free will we are given to build something much better and empowers the species so the species is now making a decision about its entire future. I know from looking at all the data, researching it, studying it, watching the enemy, that’s the big decision that humanity has now got before us.

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY COME FROM THE SAME PLACE? NAZI MEMES COME FROM NECKBEARD REICHLADS IN THEIR MOTHER'S BASEMENTS AND PUTIN'S COCKSUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA BRIGADE AND THOSE STATISTICS COME FROM THE FBI

ARE YOU TRYING TO EQUIVOCATE THAT THE FBI'S DATA IS JUST AS GOOD AS SOME BASEMENT TROLL?

YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND.

ONE IS CHARTING CRIME RATES IN THE UNITED STATES AND THE OTHER FAPS TO TRAP PORN WITH CHEETOS STAINED HANDS

NAZI MEMES ARE GOOD FOR POLITICAL DISCOURSE

BULLSHIT THEY ARE, NO POSITIVE OUTCOME HAS BEEN HAD FROM THIS, JUST COMMUNITY DIVISION AND GROWING RACISM

YOU TRIGGERED CUCK

GET A LESS TRITE INSULT YOU SMEGMA-FACED YAK RAPING MOUTHBREATHER, YOUR SHIT IS GETTING PRETTY WEAKSAUCE.

YOU DONT LIKE THEM THEN DONT CLICK ON THEM BLOCK THE SUBS

LISTEN YOU DRIBBLE OF SYPHILIS DISCHARGE OFF THE TIP OF A RABIES INFECTED WOMBAT, THEY ARE SHOWING UP IN DEFAULT SUBS UNRELATED TO YOUR LITTLE RACISM CIRCLEJERK. IT IS LIKE GOING TO YOUR FAVORITE PICNIC SPOT AND SEEING A 12 YEAR OLD GENDERSWAPPED NARUTO COSPLAYER TAKING A STEAMING SHIT RIGHT ON THE PICNIC TABLE.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR RACIST BULLSHIT EXCEPT YOUR OTHER TRUMPETTE FRIENDS AND YOUR NUMBERS ARE SHRINKING EVERY FUCKING DAY.

FUCKING GO TO VOAT OR SOMETHING YOU REEKING PILE OF EBOLA JUICE, LITERALLY NO ONE LIKES YOU.

Wait you're not /u/botchlings

We already get all the shill bucks we need from Putin, Steven Bannon, and the alt-right cabal, shilling for the Drumpf regime against #TheResistance.

Yes, just like you...who has a long history of posting in /r/Redacted

Yes I do. Just like you post in r/the_donald which is a safe space for people that rejects any negativity about what they call the god emperor. At least in r/politics your post isn't removed for saying negative or positive things about the president.

Take a minute and think if you can come up with anything that the president or his administration could do wrong that rightly should be criticised. Would that show up in the echo chamber that is the r/The_donald that isn't calling it a conspiracy or fake news? If it won't, that's a serious problem that any reasonable person should be concerned about.

Yes I do. Just like you post in r/the_donald

Hmm.

[sub that was taken over by a literal shill organization]

Vs.

[sub that most of Reddit went to when /r/Redacted and News censored the Pulse nightclub shooting]

Yeah, let me guess...those damn Russians too, eh? Buahaha.

Jesus. I am going to have to go to the burn ward after that one.

Don't worry, working for the DNC is punishment enough.

Guessing you are afraid to answer my question here hey. Just going to deflect away. No danger in having an uncomfortable thought then

Guessing you are afraid to answer my question here hey

...

Jesus. I am going to have to go to the burn ward after that one.

You think that's a question, do you?

One comment back there buddy.

most of Reddit

So how far up your bown ass are you?

The Donald was founded by conspiritard. You’re projecting and obsessive here.

Just admit Trump is your messiah jeez. He's the messiah of many subreddits here, like nearly all you post to.

you mean linking the reddit definition of vote brigading as set out by an admin? how dare i do such a thing as use EVIDENCE the sheer shillery of it, soros is sure to promote me for such vile shill tactics.

you mean linking the reddit definition of vote brigading

• Linking directly to thread

• Calling for a brigade

• Suddenly shitloads of /r/Redacted users appear in thread to defend OP, despite Conspiracy hating /r/Redacted

Yep. Definitely no brigade there, one month old account.

Linking directly to thread - not brigading as read rules Calling for a brigade - literally never happened Suddenly shitloads of /r/Redacted users appear in thread to defend OP, despite Conspiracy hating /r/Redacted - or maybe heaps of people shitting on the guy whos have a spaz attack at the thought that one of the god emperor's thralls could be diddling kids?

Linking directly to thread - not brigading

I love that you "debunk" the first part with "it isn't brigading because it's not brigading".

Yeah, linking to the thread, calling for a brigade and then suddenly everyone defending the OP appears from that sub.

Nah, no brigading. No siree.

Post bussy tho

This but unironically

What genre?

BBR

this your first time in a meta thread, pardner?

Calling for a brigade - literally never happened

Says literally everyone who's ever been caught brigading....just sayin'

Are you self-censoring a subreddit name? That's adorable.

/r/politics

self-censoring

thread is about drama over /r/Redacted brigading

Oh boy, let's have a look here...

[DragoonDM has long history of posting on /r/Redacted]

Every time. That's adorable.

I'm banned from /r/politics for calling someone a cuck and I think you're retarded.

and I think you're retarded

Posting in /r/Redacted and claiming others are retarded, eh?

I literally just told you I don't post there because I'm banned (like, most of my posting career) and you are free to check.

Wait....are you a bot?

Bots aren't that stupid

100% chance he's a black propaganda account run by blueshare, just like baked alaska.

You are definitely retarded.

But you, by using your own parlance, posts in /r/the_dimwitted which is fine?

What the fuck do you think you gain by censoring a subreddit's real name??

/r/Redacted

You seem like a bit of a faggot, tbh

why are you defending pedos

Who said I was defending the DNC?

Republicans are the ones that get arrested in hotel rooms with underage boy prostitutes.

user reports:
1: the lolcow might need to be approved to keep posting

STOP DOWNVOTING THE LOLCOWS.

Buahahah. And the same /r/Redacted users gave in and linked this thread to the same thread they were brigading /r/Conspiracy from.

Good to see you can't even handle /r/Drama.

Hi, do you have autism?

If you have to ask the answer is of course.

He has cancer

I'm shocked that someone who's going nowhere in life posts on the_doofus

/r/Redacted users

literally shill for the DNC

"YOU ARE THE ONE WHOS GOING NOWHERE IN LIFE!"

Oh boy...

Hard to shill when I'm banned from "/r/redacted" you knuckle dragging inbred

Why are you an obvious paedophile?

Holy hell you're a moron

Further laughter as /r/Conspiracy mods delete thread and ban OP for the very vote brigading /r/Redacted claims wasn't going on.

You’re not a free thinker if you WANT users banned.

Well if a conspiracy mod says it was happening, especially one as credible as Sabremesh, it MUST be the truth!

What a tremendous brigade, too, managing to get all of 300 points in over 10 hours. So overwhelming!

caught out brigading

get banned for brigading

still raging there was no brigading in the drama thread about it

Oh boy...

Why do you defend paeodophiles and why is it because you yourself are also a massive paedo?

[get caught vote brigading]

[banned for vote brigading]

Why do you defend paeodophiles!!!

Oh boy...

No defense for your kiddy diddling then? Just as I suspected.

The best part is how nearly every user raging at me is from /r/Redacted.

OP is a year old account with only two posts. Both of which are this thread and in /r/Redacted.

OP is a user called CTR_Agent_3141, the CTR standing for "Correct the Record". A common shill tactic is to post ironically that they're a shill, in order to deflect when called out on their behavior and posting being exactly what a shill does.

OP also actively linked to this thread in /r/Redacted and is calling for a brigade.

OP directly links to Washington Post instead of archiving. On Conspiracy.

The article in question is about a voter fraud commission researcher suddenly being arrested after authorities were anonymously tipped off that he had child porn.

Putting child porn on someones computer and calling it in is a hugely common tactic to take people down, especially among intelligence agencies.

That a guy researching the massive widespread Democrat voter fraud suddenly got shut down through an anonymous tip should be setting off everyone's alarms. That this particular OP is trying to push the story should set all alarms off.

That you, a 4 year old account who constantly posts in /r/Redacted, and only has 16 posts ever in that 4 years and has never posted on Conspiracy before is trying to also push it (while declaring conservatives "fascists") is hoisting up all the red flags along with those alarms.

The post in question that started the drama.

Noticed the odd post histories from /r/Redacted in all the other brigaded posts. So posted this, pretty consistent in what Conspiracy talks about (we've known for years that agencies use CP to blackmail and take down targets, that an anonymous tip caused it is exactly why it's so suspicious).

Kept archiving, refreshing, suddenly within a few minute gap the original post went from a few +karma to -15.

Eh, it's good that there's drama. Conspiracy has a great habit of seeing mass downvoted posts and a bunch of people from shill subs all defending something and then researching it themselves. It ensures these guys don't get to shout anyone down.

And now /r/Drama gets to watch the fun.

Win/Win

Well, not so much for /r/Redacted...

We're raging at you because you lack any reading comprehension and don't support any of your claims. Meanwhile, you're ignoring all of the points anyone has made and just say "HURR DURR YOU POSTED TO /R/REDACTED WHICH MEANS I'M RIGHT "

He unironically screeches about buttery™ males too so ¯\_(ツ) _/¯

[show up in thread]

[rage through whole thread about me]

"He unironically screeches"

Oh boy...

Imagine having this little self awareness.

I don't have to imagine. I see Trump on TV daily.

👏

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Admit it, you're /u/Ed_ButteredToast's alt.

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male

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Boo! You'd be surprised

knowyourmeme

Boo again! Of course I know about this.

post gussy

Rude!

👏👏👏

!redditsilver

Here's your Reddit Silver, AnnoysTheGoys!

/u/AnnoysTheGoys has received silver 3 times. (given by /u/Ed_ButteredToast) info

We're raging at you because you lack any reading comprehension and don't support any of your claims.

You repeatedly lied and claimed you never posted in /r/Redacted. You even kept claiming so after you stopped feigning ignorance and admitted you knew it referred to Politics.

I'm not sure how many times you need to have your own post history shown to you.

The moment I realized you were talking about /r/politics, I specifically clarified that I did post in /r/politics. I didn't once claim otherwise. I said I didn't post in/r/redacted which believe it or not, is a completely different sub. I'm genuinely worried for you if you're this stupid. Maybe try reading this one more time to get it through your head, although you don't seem to read anything anyone says and just repeat the same shit over and over again.

https://imgur.com/UjX1ZVj

https://imgur.com/UjX1ZVj

Holy shit this guy is dense.

The moment I realized you were talking about /r/politics, I specifically clarified that I did post in /r/politics.

Oh dear, apart from all your other posts after that in which you continued to claim otherwise.

You're really bad at this.

I'm legit embarrassed for you. Holy shit dude how scraggly is your neckbeard?

That you've copypasted this in both Conspiracy and Drama is pretty hilarious.

You kept feigning ignorance after you admitted it. So still feigning ignorance is still not going to work.

k

you realize that pretty much every person reading your exchanges both here in and in /r/conpiredacted think you're the retard right?

good reading comprehension, +1

No one is faking ignorance, you're just retarded

Oh man you actually believe you're in the right.

whole thread is filled with /r/Redacted raging

"YOU'RE STILL WRONG!"

Oh boy...

Keeps saying "oh boy" in a thread about child porn

I love that you clearly dedicate a shitload of time to this. Like some kind of reddit detective how discovers nothing of value.

I love that you clearly dedicate a shitload of time to this.

• Read article

• Spent 2 minutes looking at downvoted users Vs. people defending it

• Pointed out they linked and brigaded

Took about 6 minutes.

Sure seems to have made a lot of /r/Redacted angry that it was pointed out though.

Sure seems to have made a lot of /r/Redacted angry

Pretty sure they don't give a shit.

This is some prime schizo.

👏STOP👏 DOWNVOTING👏 THE👏 LOLCOW👏

Quit seriousposting

There are few things on Reddit so redactedly redacted as you replacing /r/politics with /r/redacted for some redacted reason.

This thread is already better than the linked drama. I never say this on this sub, but good job OP.

We do what we can.

Aaaaand the mods deleted thread and banned OP for vote brigading.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/76gtvy/trump_voter_fraud_commission_researcher_arrested/doebwgg/

Does this make you more or less retarded?

Yes.

I knew it.

u/GadolBoobies is back at it again with the autism lol

How much you want to bet he has a shit ton of child porn on his hard drive?

He does. He's been defending pedo's all over the other thread

I tried my best to get him to explain any of his reasoning, a few hours later I realize he literally can't reason

So it's pointed out, in reply to me pointing out /r/Redacted is brigading, that you immediately came to the thread from /r/Redacted...

And then you lied and claimed you've never posted there (quickly backtracking once it was pointed out I archived)...

Then kept feigning ignorance of what /r/Redacted refers to after you admitted you knew it was Politics...

And you're still raging about "reasoning", eh?

I reported your account to the FBI on charges of distributing Cheese Pizza. Hopefully they take sick fucks like you off the street and throw you in prison where you belong.

Memory is a hard concept for you to grasp too, huh? Insignificant things are often forgotten. Things like saying/r/redacted instead of /r/politics. You can't even put yourself in my position? Thinking you're actually talking about www.reddit.com/r/redacted because you're literally linking to it?

sounds like he knew it was /r/politics after you said it was

shills raging because an anonymous tip is suspicious

"I BET HE'S GOT CHILD PORN!"

Oh boy...

why are you defending pedos

He's a centipedo

/u/GadolBoobies /r/familyman hasnt been brigading, and is a about a funny show!

If he keeps it up, we might have to mod him. I feel like he can really give us the final push needed to get us over the line from cryptohate to just plain hate.

every time I see that name I read it as "gal gadot boobies" and get excited for a second because i have the mental maturity of a half-peeled onion

Holy shit, it's not that?! Wtf is "Gadol"?

Gadol or godol גדול‎ (plural: gedolim גדולים‎) (Hebrew "big" or "great") is a Hebrew term used by religious Jews to refer to the most revered rabbis of the generation.

Oh, so it's basically the same thing, only with hot rabbis.

Too many seriousposters in this thread.

Any tips how to be less serious and cause more drama?

you just need to add a little

Be less retarded

That doesn't sound quite right.

Be MORE retarded

That doesn't sound possible

You have to BELIEVE that it's possible.

No.

This is the opposite of good advice.

keep yourself safe

tag everyone and everything

You're doing fine. You're what's known as a lolcow. We're milking you for lols. Keep it up.

That's not necessarily a bad thing. Lolcows all the same.

The comments in this post have permanently advanced me from functioning to non-functioning autism.

At least the autism hasn't got to your grammar and spelling complexes yet.

So /r/RickandMorty?

This guy gets it

"Pizzagate? What's that?"

Pizzahut is real

Right wing conspiracy theorists have to be some of the most hypocritical morons ever when it comes to picking and choosing what is sabotage and what isn't.

researcher investigating major voter fraud by political players

anonymous tip that someone has child porn on their personal device no-one sees

Yeah, nothing suspicious going on there.

The moment I realized you were talking about /r/drama, I specifically clarified that I did post in /r/drama. I didn't once claim otherwise. I said I didn't post in//r/SubredditDrama which believe it or not, is a completely different sub. I'm genuinely worried for you if you're this stupid. Maybe try reading this one more time to get it through your head, although you don't seem to read anything anyone says and just repeat the same shit over and over again.

You still feigning ignorance? Literally anyone can see your post history.

This but unironically.

/u/gadolboobies are you secretly Kurt Eichenwald? Is that why you're defending pedophilia?

No, no, you're right. Everyone knows that anonymous tips about child porn on peoples private phones is a normal thing for investigations of major political players.

wait so your response is “it’s not normal,” eh?

what point is that supposed to make exactly

You seem to know a lot about cp.

Yeah, you find a lot of information about it when looking at the dealings of the DNC.

Can't wait for the threads there saying that this guy used to make pizzas at Comet Ping Pong.

This story sounds like a complete NSA/CIA set-up. Child porn on his phone? Classic. He must have had some damming evidence on the DNC.'

hahahaha

It's sad these people are allowed to vote let alone breed

/u/urperfect

Did you seriously just post a 4chan screenshot as a source?

You never get to complain about fake news again.

Follow the links provided in the archive ....

You mean the imgur one?

Both of them

Oh Nooooos! The Gay Goys is on to us!

/u/flytape and /u/bitchyterrorist were getting too triggered by all the hillshills /r/conspiracy is known for

It was too stressful for their mental health, so they took their case workers' advice and created a safer environment

Hillary lost and the snowflakes are still crying a year later!

That is total WINNING!!!

Tip: let it go!

The amount of kiddie diddling in the highest echelons of government is too damn high.

I thought it was celebrities & hollywood. Like Donald Trump. Wait, he's actually in all three power structures lol

Donald Trump

Hollywood

Okay, buddy.

Stop downvoting the lolcows, fuckfaces!

If they go below threshold we can't play with them any more.

You can just make them approved submitters, you know...

THAT REQUIRED ME TO PUT IN AN EFFORT FUCKFACE

I like your style. You could learn from /u/EarnestNoMeta, /u/ChadwinThundercock.

Plus I'm on my phone. Adding approved submitters is such a pain in the arse.

Oh wow, looks like we found your sockpuppet account.

What a glorious day!

Cranky_Kong will remember this

u/comedicsans lmfao

lmfao indeed...

I haven't a clue who /u/EarnestNoMeta is, but they'd be lucky to be a sockpuppet of mine. Lucky!

I haven't a clue who /u/EarnestNoMeta is, but they'd be lucky to be a sockpuppet of mine. Lucky!

Lol ok, he responded to a response intended for you, using the same post pattern and (non-meme) phrasing.

Look man, I fucking love /r/drama, I'm here every few months or so (usually because I get summoned from a thread I posted) and we all have a lot of fun.

So can we just cut the bullshit and go back to mocking other people now?

I guarantee whatever portion of the Spectrum he occupies, I'm even aspier than he.

Don't believe me? Check my post history.

It's the Autism Speaks. I chose it unironically.... or did I?

The Former, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame, A licky boom boom down...

I'm a non-autist in an autistic land.

Don't eat up my shitposting, fam.

Lol. That's totally meme phrasing, friendo.

Well shit your memes are weaksauce and not moist in the slightest.

You need to go on a spiritual journey to the MemeWorld and fight the guardians of lulz and kek and wrestle from them the newest, dankest, shagnastiest meme to bring to the unenlightened masses.

Also, /u/earnestnometa isn't a mod here, how could he approve posters?

That's a lot of text. I smell effort. Eww.

Well I am a professional writer, I enjoy stretching my legs.

Got a quota of 30k characters a night as practice, why not do it on reddit?

And you guys are a hell of a lot more fun than /r/writingprompts.

That's because /r/writingprompts is proof a million monkeys with a million typewriters would just fling shit at each other and look retarded.

We get it, you don't read.

It's ok, not everyone enjoys the written word as much as I do.

and look retarded.

You familiar with Sturgeon's Law?

I'm a lawyer, you'd have to pay me exorbitant amounts of money to read your nonsense. I'd make an exception for people with talent, however.

How about I give you a reddit silver in exchange for your promise to not read any of my writing posts?

I'd make an exception for people with talent, however.

Yes I can tell by your post history and the subs you mod.

Protip: you should 'sperg out in /r/Drama about how much you hate people who post in /r/Drama. That's how you get respect.

roflcopter! You think I value your respect?

I mean, you guys post in /r/drama for fuck's sake...

I'm here because I like to argue and insult people, just like you.

I'm just better at it than you are.

If you think /r/Drama posters are "people" you aren't even targeting the right species. Maybe you're missing more chromosomes than them?

Hey Trisomy 21 experiencers are people too my lad.

The problem isn't missing chromosomes, it's extra ones.

Trisomy 21 experiencers are people too

Downies have extra chromosomes and are sweet and caring and naturally sociable.

/r/Drama users are the polar opposite.

Fair enough...

professional retard is more like it

Wait you can get paid for that?

This changes everything!!

i wish. thats what i said yesterday but i havent seen one red cent

These are the people we share a country with. This is why I'm so against bipartisanship right now. If one of your friends tell you to kill someone and your other friend tells you not to, a legitimate compromise is not cutting off half that dude's limbs. Until the Overton window shifts back to center, any bipartisanship with the Trump-style Republicans will result in damaging, conservative legislation.

yes /u/KarmaticArmageddon because believing some retarded conspiracy theory about a pedo coverup is the same as telling people to commit murder.

"can I see your retard card"

? Really?

yes, really. did that hit too close to home or something?