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Lol

What a joke.

Muller's investigation is wasting billions in taxpayer dollars but there's no dirt to be found that could possibly lead to impeachment.

Seriously, as much as the left and some of the right hate President Trump, if there was any real dirt there it would have been made public already.

Retard seriousposts his dumb opinion. Lets see if the other retards come in to counter with their own dumb opinions.

Its just a way for "D-list celebrities" to stay relevant.

Kathey Griffin is the biggest star in the world cisscum

fuck man why not just say trillions

Because it actually is billions

Did (((they))) tell you that?

how could you even manage to spend billions on this kind of thing, like, ken starr had 5 years, threw in absolutely everything he could come up with, and managed to burn $40 million. how could you feasibly even spend billions on an investigation, what would you even spend it on. the expense is largely salary, does mueller have ten thousand agents working for him or what the fuck

Either he is retarded or it is hyperbole.

WOW SUCH A TOUGH QUESTION

Lol "billions" you're straight up hallucinating, do you imagine that he Benghazi investigation cost hundreds of trillions? Investigation into Russian interference has already found plenty and it's clear that Trump knew with Eric's meeting/Manafort/Flynn, just whether the collusion went beyond that.

They haven't found shit.

Sounds like Trump denying Russian connection.

"There was no meeting"

"Ok there was a meeting but they didn't talk about anything and I didn't know about it"

"Ok there was a meeting and they talked about Russian sanctions and I didn't know about it"

"Ok there was a meeting and they talked about Russian sanctions and I told Eric exactly what to write when he was denying that it happened"

Or Flynn.

"I have full confidence in Flynn." --> Flynn forced out and revealed to have worked as a foreign agent.

None of which actually points to collusion.

Yeah, meeting with agents of the Russian government who offer dirt on the other candidate... And then the meeting is also about sanctions against Russia... That certainly doesn't suggest a quid pro quo of any kind does it? It was probably all just coincidental that Eric Trump and key members of the Trump campaign were at that meeting, certainly Eric Trump wouldn't say how excited he was for Russian agents to intercede on behalf of his father.

That's your story right? All coincidence?

Trump needs to release his long-form tax certificate.

Nope. There's no law that says he needs to do that.

He wont release his long-form tax certificate because theres something in his tax ancestry hes trying to hide.

Ok, so you won't have a problem showing me your long-term tax certificate, right? Unless you have something to hide.

Long-form tax certificate. Why would i have to show mine? Im not the president or a nazi apologist.

You're refusing to show yours, therefore you have something to hide.

See how that logic doesn't really hold up?

But his long form birth ticket would tell us where he really comes from tho.

That was also a ridiculous request. If your entire point is "Trump is being hypocritical about this one specific topic" that's fine I guess but isn't there a million better things to criticize Trump over?

The people have a right to know. America wants answers.

No, just the same standards of ethics that Nixon could meet without flinching

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I don't feel like it.

Mod me, don't ban me

I'm even less likely to do that.

But think of all the drama

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How does a completely retarded mong like /u/botchlings even dress himself?

Mummy does it for him

i wonder if anti trump people will stfu when this is fruitless

hahha wtf cap

“if larry flynt can’t do it, what’s the point of trying?”

true dat

i dunno i kinda like walking and having feeling in my face

exactly

Here's what will happen.

After 4 years of investigating Trump and undermining his entire campaign, he'll be found innocent shortly before the next election. People will spin it as the President did everything in his power to derail the investigation and will still think he's guilty.

Then he'll win the reelection (unless the Dems actually put out a good candidate) and people will REEEEE about Russia all over again.

Then he'll win the reelection (unless the Dems actually put out a good candidate) and people will REEEEE about Russia all over again.

Lies. 2020 it'll finally be Hillary's time to shine.

If nothing can torpedo his election campaign than there is nothing that can impeach him post election

If nothing can torpedo his election campaign than there is nothing that can impeach him post election

This is a hilarious interpretation of our election and impeachment process. Do you have a newsletter where I can find other humorous opinions?

As opposed to your 'They'll totally impeach Trump for as yet unspecified crimes, even though no President has ever been removed through impeachment before' interpretation?

There were lots of things that could've torpedoed his election.

The reason he won is because Hillary had way more brutal shit that torpedoed hers.

Trump only won on a technicality

That's like saying that if a team wins the world series, but didn't score the most runs total over all the games, that they won on a technicality.

No, we won according to the rules and the rules make perfect sense and constitute a better system than the alternative.

The Electoral college is the only thing preventing politicians from ignoring every state but NY, Cali and Texas.

You tards need to stop acting like we're a country the size of England. We have 8 states that are bigger than England.

I don't see what's wrong with that, live in an irrelevant place and your opinions should be irrelevant

CORN AND CORNHOLEING COUSINS IS A NATIONAL ISSUE!

The electoral college is a shitty idea. Admit it.

Is determining the winner of the world series by counting games won instead of runs scored - is that a shitty idea?

She got the most votes. That’s how elections work.

Lol

That's literally not how the Presidential election works.

She got the most votes.

She also got the most votes in the 2008 Democrat primary. Are you willing to say that Obama won because of a technicality?

Do you think that the winner of the world series should be the team that gets the most runs total, or the team that wins the most games?

there is nothing that can impeach him post election

Actual proof he is a pedophile probably would do the trick. Plus it would cause nuclear war levels of drama.

10 million you say? Give me 100000 €, three tickets to USA, a expandable baton and 2 bottles of vodka and I will make him vanish, take Melania with me and fly back home to Night Wall.

If I give you 5000 Euros extra, could you buy the tickets to USA and the vodka yourself?

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For that kind of money I could also take another person to a wild ride to hell, anyone you have in mind?

Yeah, get Sam Hyde. He can't keep getting away with it.

Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tynKRMVGsAI

Yeah thi idiot needs to bite the dust.

He's offering 10 million dollars because he knows he'll never have to pay it up--free publicity and all that

Yeah, what's going to come of this? Mueller hasn't found anything, and last I heard, they're investigating random Facebook ads and Reddit comments.

last I heard, they're investigating random Facebook ads and Reddit comments.

If true, that's a risible yet alarming abuse of power that would be scrutinised severely if we were in any other era but that of Citizen Trump

Lol

Mueller hasn't found anything

I didn't realize you worked in the special prosecutor's office. Do they know you're leaking to plebbit?

but muh pee pee tape

I didn't realize you worked in the special prosecutor's office. Do they know you're leaking to plebbit?

Look, we all know that cartoon frogs and spirit cookin' memes didn't make the Midwest flip for the first time in almost 40 years

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Haha gottem.

Well I'm 33% sure he could be a bot.

Nigger please, have you ever heard of the expression "shit or get off the pot"?

It's very obvious that they don't have jack shit to anyone who has seen a President being investigated before.

This is Ken Starr all over again.

They've moved onto Pokémon Go

Or he thinks that Russian hooker piss tape is solid gold.

No, no one actually believes that. Trump is a germophobe with OCD, why would he want to be pissed on?

I mean, I had assumed he was the one doing the pissing.

Did you not even look up the actually story/accusation?

It's pretty funny.

The only people taking this seriously are people who are too young to remember when someone, probably rush limbaugh, did this exact same thing with obama

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I just don't understand people that want trump out of office. All that happens is pence takes over and he actually accomplishes some things because he's able to not embarrass himself despite being a piece of shit

As a dedicated anti-Trumper, I think Pence might be able to make abortion illegal already if he was president.

Well, yeah. He actually wants to, Trump doesn't.

It's like the Democrats and free trade. For 30 years, Democrats claimed they were going to do something about unfair trade deals. Obama negotiates a huge, massively unfair trade deal, Trump gets in there, and three days later, 'Free trade' is basically dead.

A lot of politics is politicians only pretending to want something. If they really want something to happen, they usually find a way to get it done.

Pervert hollywood straying farther and farther from Trump only makes him look better, you idiots.

straying farther and farther from Trump

Every day we stray farther from Trump's light.

Daddy's a senile American grotesque, but the WaPo is a fucking rag these days. How is "Pussy Farmer Notorious for Shocking Publicity Stunts Does a Shocking Publicity Stunt" at all noteworthy?

Also shoutout to the undertone of "wtf I love Larry Flint now" from mayo progressives when this guy's entire life is a monument to patriarchal objectification.

“i wasn’t sure about leaking information with such a devastating potential effect to the nation and its security, but then Barely Legal Wheelchair Man offered a cash reward and i knew my legacy would be secure” -Edward Snowden

They say that Seth Rich and Stephen Paddock had unveiled the truth but that they couldn't be paid, so Larry Flynt and the Democrats had them killed.

Tru

What is with the left's love for degenerates from Arkansas?

am i the only one who doesn't give a shit? say it comes out that every russia string pulling conspiracy is true. how does my life change? as far as I can tell, it doesn't. I still have to pay too much for shit comcast. I still have to see dumb shit about shitty celebrities every time i open my news feed. i still have to deal with assholes who can't drive for shit and fat people taking up the whole sidewalk. did russia do that? no.

by "shit" do you mean "Hustler floozies"? and by "down", did you mean "down on Trump's dick"?

because then you're right

b o r i n g

Once you run for President, if this kind of dirt exists on you, it's already come out.

Larry Flint's never going to pay this out.