Anyone that unironically posts in /r/the_donald is a dumb fucking moron

I hope to god you're a woman because I've been fantasizing about our possible life together based on your comments. Jerking off furiously with my eyes fixed on that sexy shoe of course.

1 giroth 2017-10-16

Podophilia is degeneracy

1 subpoutine 2017-10-16

/u/aqouta's jailb8?

1 aqouta 2017-10-16

Yeah but not for child porn. People who tangle with me often do end up in jail for tax fraud though.

1 HUNTforREDcucktober 2017-10-16

Woah. Flair related.

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-16

hey there cutie ;))

1 HUNTforREDcucktober 2017-10-16

Very specific fetish, eh?

1 ComedicSans 2017-10-16

/u/Ed_ButteredToast will win because /u/botchlings will be concentrating so hard on fighting he'll forget to breathe.

1 take_a_dumpling 2017-10-16

We need e-verify for reddit accounts.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

But then where would the pretend nazis go to hate the fictional jews?

1 Ranilen 2017-10-16

They killed fictional Jesus!

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

They faked jesus to make they goys all weepy and complacent.

1 xoiz 2017-10-16

TIL 1% is fictional.

1 beskargamkote 2017-10-16

voat, where they belong

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

It looks like you spend most of your time bitching about "President Pussygrabber" (not a very clever name, by the way) on r/conspiracy. You know, it's really unhealthy to be so angry at someone for so long. And I don't mean that in the new age hippie bullshit way that it's unhealthy for your energy or some shit, it's actually physically unhealthy.

That said, please continue to be upset. If Trump's mere existence is enough for you people to start dropping dead from overstressing yourselves then we win anyway.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Lol, stressful? All i have to do is laugh at the moron and one of you dummies has to defend him. Not a lot of effort on my part.

1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-16

nigga we know you ain't laffin'

1 ExilesReturn 2017-10-16

Lots of newfriends poppin on today.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Sure thing dummy. Ill get right on that. You wanna drain my swamp before i go?

1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-16

...yes?

1 the_ultimate_chad 2017-10-16

/u/DonvladimirTrumputin in desperate need of getting his bussy blasted, no wonder he's so mad all the time

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Super mad. All this america greatening is really getting to me.

1 Chavril 2017-10-16

Christ can you get anymore lame; Drumpf, le dufus, trumputin. Get your and the collective lefts fucking shit together and come up with something remotely funny before you propel him to a third term.

1 umar4812 2017-10-16

YO ORANGE SMALL HANDS LMAOOO

1 buttermyself 2017-10-16

Dont talk bad about president moron-daddy or ill be forced to respond to the lowest of effort shitposts to show how triggered im not!

1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-10-16

it's a great system because you can pretend your low effort shit posts were intentionally bad to show how little you give a fuck.

1 buttermyself 2017-10-16

Even easier cause i dont have to pretend tho.

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

le daddy xD

I know you people have some perverse attraction to the President, but you don't need to go around advertising it everywhere.

1 buttermyself 2017-10-16

Oh, wow. I didnt realize that. Im gonna keep doing it tho.

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

You seem to be doing more than laughing, giving your constant posting on the subject.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Lol ok. Dont you have a wall to build or some america greatening to do?

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

Indeed. And I hope you know there's nothing you can do about it.

1 tilmoph 2017-10-16

If Daddy ever achieved anything, that statement might actually be scary.

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

Give it time. We have over 7 years left to go.

1 Ardvarkeating101 2017-10-16

Look at his judicial appointments. And his EPA scalebacks. He's already accomplished a lot

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Oh no! I cannot stop wall building or america greatering! How will i be able to continue my life of not giving a shit about that? Lol.

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

If you don't give a shit, then why is your account named after the russian collusion theory, and why are all of your posts about it?

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Its fun and theyre not.

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

Uh-huh. Sure.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-16

Look at all the shits you aren't giving

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Ikr, isn't it glorious?

1 cuteman 2017-10-16

You mean like the 10 prototypes they're building in San Diego? Which design do you prefer?

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

The see-through one with the solar panels. Spare no expense i say.

1 Greasy_Slot 2017-10-16

sorry you lose the internet contest of caring too much, please take your dog-tail buttplug and exit the building

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

I took the buttplug out so /u/smokes_degrass could drain my swamp. Ill put it back in when hes done tho.

1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-16

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1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-16

bad bot

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Dumb user

1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-16

your crush on me is cuuuuuuuute

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

You say that now, but do you really mean it?

1 doughboy011 2017-10-16

As a libcuck who hates trump I agree with u/FalmerbloodElixir

Ye be triggered

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

1 MG87 2017-10-16

Mediocre pasta

1 FalmerbloodElixir 2017-10-16

But it's fresh.

1 icyhat 2017-10-16

I laid a fresh turd in my toilet a few minutes ago. Fresh still doesn't mean it's any good.

1 headasplodes 2017-10-16

Epic post x-posting to /r/politics right now

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Am i going to have to call you a nazi?

1 t1dd 2017-10-16

Go ahead and ban me. I've already unsubbed from this trash fucking sub. You don't know me. None of you know me. You're all fucking ignorant children. If you're actually a mod, you're a horrid excuse for one. This sub is a fucking pathetic circle jerk. I came here for the occasional good post until I realized 90% of the sub is shit posts. And even on the good posts, there's nothing but verbal vomit in the comments. Your followers, and clearly you, have zero reading comprehension skills. If making up words and putting them into someone else mouth was a sport, you'd all have gold fucking medals. So go ahead, ban me. I know a little extra blood is going to rush to your private bits as you exercise your power trip, but don't forget that youre not special and your made up power on Reddit isn't worth anything in real life. I've been on your sub two days and i already noped out long before you threatened a ban. I sincerely hope none of you procreate and spread this bullshit in real life.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Youre banned now but you were dead to me the moment you hit that submit button to my heart (please dont go)

1 barbedvelvet 2017-10-16

Sauce?

1 here-have-some-sauce 2017-10-16

it took me ages to find a good one!

1 smokes_degrass 2017-10-16

redditor for 5 years

this is all he's posted beside some dumb weed post 5 minutes before this one

what

1 neveryousay 2017-10-16

I still think that r_donald started as a parody sub for memes and then retards took over.

1 aqouta 2017-10-16

I mean true but people who post about people who post in /r/the_donald unprovoked are the real nazis.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

No, the real nazis are the nazis that nazi nazi.

1 ShakaDidNothingWrong 2017-10-16

Real Nazism has never been tried.

1 _concerned_father_ 2017-10-16

We need different levels of Nazi. /u/drama mods would be a 7, Trump would be a 5, SRD would obviously be a 1 since they're so #woke these days.

Hitler wouldn't even register since he was a socialist jewish person.

1 better_bot 2017-10-16

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1 Bronafide 2017-10-16

I admit//r/The_Donald was pretty entertaining at the beginning. But after the election was over it went down hill really fast.

1 nanonan 2017-10-16

I dunno, there's still quality shitposts on the front page.

1 MrNotSpecified 2017-10-16

Like I give a shit what any of you mongoloids think.

1 AnschlussZugpferd 2017-10-16

Mayocide now

1 I_smell_like_bacon 2017-10-16

Oh no, that sucks.

1 ahbslldud 2017-10-16

what can I say? when ur rite ur rite

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-16

Lick me, bitch.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Bite me, nazi.

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-16

MAGA, friend!

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Build me a wall, monkey. Make it see through with solar panels and a sound system you can hear from twenty miles away playing the star spangled banner on a 24 hr loop. Lol.

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-16

HELL YEAH!

1 ManOfBored 2017-10-16

Water is wet. Discuss.

1 glmox 2017-10-16

Right wing ideology is implicitly homosexual.

Left wing ideology may appear to be homosexual because it looks out for the rights of homosexuals, but this is simply due to the easygoing surfer dude like alpha attitude that characterizes leftism. The ideotypical leftist in fact is so fundamentally masculine that nothing can threaten his masculinity, and in fulfilling his role of provider of the tribe, he makes the government bigger and stronger, and provides for every kind of weak degenerate person such as women, homosexuals, cripples, jews and so on. Left wing ideology is therefore a feminine front, hiding a masculine fist.

Ryght wing ideology by contrast presents a very butch front to the world, but it's all play acting, because underneath the right are too feminine to act like an authentic man, so they have to overcompensant and swagger around in tight trousers and leather boots.

rightism comes from a crisis of masculinity, which is implicit to homosexuality. Homosexuality and bisexuality, and the whole lot, are never NOT confused. The very act of being a man or something like one into other men or something like them is inherently fraught with dissonant concepts that lead to disharmony and insanity, as is common among homosexuality. I don't feel adequate as a man but I'm not a woman but I take dicks, but I have a dick but I put dicks in butts so I am a man, but they are male butts, so I'm a woman, but… and nothing comes to completion. This is why gay = brain-death.

Hetero is easy and sane. Everything properly aligned. Got a dick. Stick in pussy. YA HA!

Rightism manages to expose some truths about reality (like nigger intelligenceed), and thinks smugly that it has it all figured, but only masculine leftism knows stoically to keep these things secret for the good of the masses. Fascism purports to be paternalist, but its all play acting again. Fascism becomes nothing but a big pile of screeching queens in the end. Now,/./s/ I do have proof of this you knwopw.

The GOP is filled full of boy bum brutalizing faggots OK.

Also, look at this: http://newsroom.ucla.edu/releases/the-gop-has-a-feminine-face-finds-238867

"the faces of male Republicans, on average, scored as less masculine than the faces of their Democratic counterparts."

This is the truth neither side wants you to know, because leftists need to seem weaker than they actually are, and rightistas needs to seem stronger than they actually are.

1 DPRK_Patriot 2017-10-16

🤔

1 buttermyself 2017-10-16

This but unpastaronically

1 ay_what_up 2017-10-16

this but completely unironically

1 ChateauJack 2017-10-16

morons are alright with me.

super funny name btw, u/DonvladimirTrumputin. Because trump=putin, i get it.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Thanks. Im glad you get it. Thats very smart of you to notice. Super funny too, I agree.

1 shanewater 2017-10-16

Counterpoint, right wingers may be dumb, but at least we understood how close the presidential race actually was and didn't vote third party because muh Bernie got screwed.

1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2017-10-16

Dumbest shit I've ever read

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-16

Go out to a cheap, trashy department store. One where niggers throw all the clothes on the floor just because they can get away with it. Like a Marshalls, or even better, a Target.

Buy yourself whatever tie appeals to you the most. Since it'll be your first tie, take your time making your decision. Find the one that's best for you.

Make sure to drive back home with extreme caution because this next part is the most important bit. Once you bring your new tie home, hang yourself with it.

1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2017-10-16

Edgy copy pasta you have there.

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-16

It was fresh4u bb

With the utmost heartfelt sincerity, please take your own life.

1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2017-10-16

Nah I seen that b4 bb n1ce try nazi degenerate

1 TheAltRightIsAlright 2017-10-16

Nazi degenerate

Talk about an oxymoron

We force filthy degenerates into showers.

1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2017-10-16

Lol

1 ay_what_up 2017-10-16

you’re so unfunny. If we could ban one user from this sub, you’d have my vote

1 nanonan 2017-10-16

They fully understood the betrayal, hence their switching their vote to Trump. Like anyone in America actually votes third party. Without those turncoat Bernouts he might not have.. ah who am I kidding, he had an invincible 80 vote lead. Proof.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Counter counterpoint. Watching the continous shit circus and the inevitable crashing and burning of the trump administration is going to be way more fun than the perpetually boring and tedious impeachment hearings of a clinton administration.

1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-10-16

Didn't johnson get more votes than stein?

1 heavenlytoaster 2017-10-16

Yeah but she's basically a commie. Any actual liberal person probably would have voted Johnson.

1 wallumbilla_Jamborie 2017-10-16

Truth.

1 Stumping4Trump 2017-10-16

Agreed

1 Wordshark 2017-10-16

100 comments of drama from this shitpost.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

ikr, lol

1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-10-16

super fun drama creation. Like watching someone smear their suicide vest in shit and run into a building, part of me just admires your dedication.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Note from the moderators:

Troll shit sirrer

Well, since I'm not welcome on conspiracy anymore I'm forced to bring my low-effort shenanigans to this fucking sewer.

1 umar4812 2017-10-16

No u

1 HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-10-16

OP, I'd call you out for being obvious, but Donald fans can't grasp anything that isn't obvious.

1 Queen_Arthur 2017-10-16

They're dumb fuckibg morons AND future patricidal maniacs

1 thesnakeinthegarden 2017-10-16

this un unironically.

1 CRUCIFY-THOTS 2017-10-16

Wanna know what's even more pathetic? Spending all your free time crying about him.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Totally eclipsed by spending your free time crying about someone laughing about him. Moron see nazi do I guess.

1 CRUCIFY-THOTS 2017-10-16

POO POO PEE PEE I HATE DRUMPFY

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Triggered

1 CRUCIFY-THOTS 2017-10-16

WAAAAHHH DRUMPFY HURT MY FEEFEES

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

People being mean to daddy makes you cry and use baby talk. Baby talk some more for me, its fucking sexy af.

1 CRUCIFY-THOTS 2017-10-16

I hate BLUMPF just like you. The difference is his existence is hilarious to me, while it sends you into a fit of rage.

WAAAAAH

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Lol. You really are fucking stupid.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

C'mon bud, i got my cock out and im all ready to jack it to your tears. Youre spoiling the moment.

1 CRUCIFY-THOTS 2017-10-16

Sorry I don't have time to reply to Reddit messages 24/7.

1 DonvladimirTrumputin 2017-10-16

Too late. I finished already. Thanks anyways.