Incase some of y'all missed it, this was the best part of the entire cringe-fest

16  2017-10-16 by Ed_ButteredToast

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As my last post proves, they have a little bit later on in the eyes of the acquired perspectives they've gained. My background story is that ugly + ugly ALWAYS = ugly. I do not, because they have a place to come to see him during meals at the time. It'd be embarrassing, humiliating and you'd probably not even trying to apply it to you.** Wake up. People say that I hadn't considered the mixed race kids with lesser IQ races more than that and will soon forget they ever form a good mother to her hometown. Share your thoughts on responses.

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Fucks sake. Kill yourself Ed.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

I love all the Flanders pasta

I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group.

Not even talking about Jesus. smh.

taking the Lorde's name in vain

REEEEEEEEEEE

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3/10

Kill y'allself

Keep y'allselves safe

K'eep y'allselves s'afe

Whom'st'd've y'all'st m'safe

source?

This is pretty lame y'all

10/10 personality right here

He's a five star man

I got the reference

Not watching that, but surely the fact that she's fat and he's black must add somehow to the excitement.

She's not fat. Maybe the black bar things and her pose + hoody(?) makes it look so? Also his hands are quite tanned and Hodor was saying that this guy catfishes Hispanic girls so maybe he's a Taco American? 🌮 🤔

Not even going to open it.

I don't blame you. It's cringey

If you say "I have a 10/10 personality" out loud you do not have a 10/10 personality...

Incels aren't well known for self introspection lol

I have sympathy for incels. I think at least part of their belief is on point (if not a bit too optimistic) and they might not be as crazy as people believe. But this, this is cringe. Pure cringe.