Dude, if you need someone to be the same skin color as you to enjoy a comic movie, I dunno what to tell you except your vanity is the shit of legends.
You know those SJW types who complain that everyone is white and don't think they can enjoy Mario Vidya games because he isn't a crippled black tranny? That's you. You are one of those people.
You know those SJW types who complain that everyone is white and don't think they can enjoy Mario Vidya games because he isn't a crippled black tranny?
Tbf I have seen Deadpool (I found it funny even if didn't knew who the fuck is he or his story) and The Dark Knight (I really like Christian Bale and Heath Ledger's role turned out to be gold so ¯\_(ツ) _/¯ )
I am not exactly saying they are bad, just that they are extremely overdone and dont have the same artistic value as other films. Comparing a Marvel movie with something like There Will be Blood for instance is kinda like comparing a Dan Brown novel with Ulysses. The only modern superhero movies that dont fall into this category are the Dark Knight trilogy IMO.
bruh, the Dark Knight trilogies were just a cinematic Nolan masturbation session. They're entertaining, but they're not really that great compared to other movies.
I was watching a video a few days ago and thought it was Russian, but then realized it was a Brazilian in a track suit. The languages do have some similarities.
Here's the latest incarnation of Peter Parker, in his girlfriends "Ask me about my feminist agenda" t-shirt. I think the linked nutjob might have reason for concern.
how do people keep track of which comic book movies they've seen? Seriously, every time I see a comic book movie listed I honestly have no idea if I've seen it already or not. This spiderman they're talking about, I don't know which one, and even if I did I honestly wouldn't really remember if I've seen it.
They all blur together and have the same nondescriptive suffixes in all their titles.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to post regularly on /r/drama. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of shitposting theory most of the jokes will go over a typical user's head. There's also the userbase's love for bussy, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from the trans rights movement, for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /r/drama truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in "loving bussy" which itself is a cryptic reference to the sensous delight obtained from anal intercourse with a pre-op trans woman. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the genius of internet autists unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a tattoo of /u/PhysicsIsMyMistress. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the traps' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Actually Batman originally used guns and shot people up, even did stuff like hanging people from the Bat-Plane during a flyby, they dropped it later when they got into more of his backstory and added the dead parents and Alfred and all that.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-16
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-16
/u/everlastwarrior why are you such a cry baby?
1 Neon_needles 2017-10-16
Seriously.
Dude, if you need someone to be the same skin color as you to enjoy a comic movie, I dunno what to tell you except your vanity is the shit of legends.
You know those SJW types who complain that everyone is white and don't think they can enjoy Mario Vidya games because he isn't a crippled black tranny? That's you. You are one of those people.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-16
He has become what he loathed all his internet life. I R O N Y
1 klaotis 2017-10-16
You know those SJW types who complain that everyone is white and don't think they can enjoy Mario Vidya games because he isn't a crippled black tranny?
Mario is spaghetti nigger, not a mayo.
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2017-10-16
That is still white to me.
1 Ennui2778 2017-10-16
Wow, okay.
1 ciccopiccolo 2017-10-16
All the benefits of being mayo without actually being a mayo AND the best cousine in the world?
Sign me up fam
1 pizzashill 2017-10-16
Right-wing SJWs is what they're called dude. They've got a big presence over at KIA.
Right-wing white identity politics is just as common as SJW identity politics.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-10-16
You need to come up with a better nickname. This is utter shit.
What did they call the people who banned Metal Albums
1 thebuscompany 2017-10-16
Upstanding citizens.
1 better_bot 2017-10-16
I'm partial to status quo warriors. SQWs.
1 Iknowthattoo 2017-10-16
I actually love that and will be taking it
1 nanonan 2017-10-16
They're called NEETs. The right can come up with better insults for itself than the left can even dream of.
1 ason 2017-10-16
The Moral Majority
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-16
Retards
1 pizzashill 2017-10-16
Right-wing SJW is pretty accurate. There's a t-shirt that perfectly sums these guys up:
https://www.bemytee.com/products/i-stand-for-the-national-anthem-tshirt-i-dont-kneel-shirt-round-neck-t-shirt-unisex-17-17903?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla
They're some of the biggest snowflakes on the planet but think everyone else is.
1 klaotis 2017-10-16
Reminder that comic book movies are the cancer of the film industry.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-16
PAUL BLART MALL COP OR BUST 😤
Tbf I have seen Deadpool (I found it funny even if didn't knew who the fuck is he or his story) and The Dark Knight (I really like Christian Bale and Heath Ledger's role turned out to be gold so ¯\_(ツ) _/¯ )
1 klaotis 2017-10-16
I am not exactly saying they are bad, just that they are extremely overdone and dont have the same artistic value as other films. Comparing a Marvel movie with something like There Will be Blood for instance is kinda like comparing a Dan Brown novel with Ulysses. The only modern superhero movies that dont fall into this category are the Dark Knight trilogy IMO.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-16
No I knew what you meant. I was simple talking about my own dislike of them and which ones i have seen.
1 Zachums 2017-10-16
bruh, the Dark Knight trilogies were just a cinematic Nolan masturbation session. They're entertaining, but they're not really that great compared to other movies.
1 IsADragon 2017-10-16
The middle one was really good imo. The other two are only alright though.
1 SocialJusticeYamcha 2017-10-16
No one is comparing those movies
1 probsthrowaway111 2017-10-16
Paul Blart 3: Till Death Do Us Blart
1 RichEvansSextape 2017-10-16
Thank God for the masterworks of Christopher Nolan, Esq., praise unto Allah.
1 poctakeover 2017-10-16
lol he's brazillian
1 froibo 2017-10-16
Are all Brazilians terrible people or are their teenagers the only ones on the internet?
1 pizzashill 2017-10-16
Good question honestly. BRs are well known in the gaming community for being toxic pieces of shit.
You can type in the name of pretty much any online game and put "BRs" at the end of it and find people bitching about them.
1 froibo 2017-10-16
At first I thought it was just a language barrier thing, but then I played with some other wacky speaking people that were friendly.
1 better_bot 2017-10-16
I was watching a video a few days ago and thought it was Russian, but then realized it was a Brazilian in a track suit. The languages do have some similarities.
1 GandalftheChromatic 2017-10-16
UMA
1 YiffReich 2017-10-16
Dog Jew, hehe. Muh crypto-furry.
1 botchlings 2017-10-16
Maybe if they made the Black Panther gay... but dude is black and the movie takes place in Africa. Can't exactly cast Tom Cruise in the lead role...
1 headasplodes 2017-10-16
Something something Uncle Tom
1 Think_Once 2017-10-16
They can.
https://i.imgur.com/Akbf9Rn.jpg
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-16
They really missed an opportunity.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-10-16
I wonder how Tropic Thunder would be received if it were released in the current year.
1 glmox 2017-10-16
lol
1 MG87 2017-10-16
Better not tell him that Gal Gadot is a Jew or that Cyborg is black
1 TheTassieDevil 2017-10-16
Isn't cyborg supposed to be black?
1 newprofile15 2017-10-16
Isn't Black Panther supposed to be black? And have racial empowerment as a central theme?
1 TheTassieDevil 2017-10-16
I believe that is the case.
1 MG87 2017-10-16
You think this tard knows that?
1 TheTassieDevil 2017-10-16
Tru
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-16
Capeshit was a mistake.
1 AnschlussZugpferd 2017-10-16
With great power comes great it's ok to be sad sometimes
1 nanonan 2017-10-16
Here's the latest incarnation of Peter Parker, in his girlfriends "Ask me about my feminist agenda" t-shirt. I think the linked nutjob might have reason for concern.
1 AnschlussZugpferd 2017-10-16
Kys if you care about this Marvel crap
1 FulfilledOxyuranus 2017-10-16
Black Panther is fucking stupid.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-16
I think he's supposed to be one of the superheroes with the highest intelligence in the Marvel universe so I'm not sure you're right.
1 lets-start-a-riot 2017-10-16
Both statements can be right
1 WistopherWalken 2017-10-16
I mean super heroes are fucking stupid so he's not wrong, just right for the wrong reason.
1 DoubleCheekedUp 2017-10-16
ayo nigga iz u sayin we wuz galactic empire an sheit????
1 weniscommander 2017-10-16
The character is very well written actually. Christopher Priest's run in particular was excellent.
1 dramallllama 2017-10-16
SJWSJWSJWSJWSJWSJWSJWSJWSJWSJW
1 neutralvoter 2017-10-16
how do people keep track of which comic book movies they've seen? Seriously, every time I see a comic book movie listed I honestly have no idea if I've seen it already or not. This spiderman they're talking about, I don't know which one, and even if I did I honestly wouldn't really remember if I've seen it.
They all blur together and have the same nondescriptive suffixes in all their titles.
1 leather-muffin 2017-10-16
I just watch them all as they come out. Takes care of that problem.
1 TonyRomosTwinBrother 2017-10-16
Most people aren't dumbasses like you, that's how.
1 glmox 2017-10-16
>caring about comic book movies enough to remember what theyre called
>not a dumbass
cant have it both ways friendo
1 TonyRomosTwinBrother 2017-10-16
I don't know duder, I wouldn't be bragging about apparently being too fucking retarded to remember two to three-word capeshit movie titles.
1 glmox 2017-10-16
most people just have better things to do with their brains
1 YHofSuburbia 2017-10-16
Like post on r/drama
1 glmox 2017-10-16
exactly
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-16
there’s a difference between caring about gay comic book movies and having a functional memory
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-16
This movie looks like it's going to be pretty boring.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-16
all superhero movies are boring tbh
1 WistopherWalken 2017-10-16
"Comicbooks were a mistake." -Stephen Spielberg
1 probsthrowaway111 2017-10-16
/u/XVengeanceX how's that saying about fish and water go?
1 XVengeanceX 2017-10-16
There's a saying about fish and water?
Oh. You pinged me to drama. Gross.
1 probsthrowaway111 2017-10-16
Like asking a fish to notice the water
tbh its p gross and problematic that you didn't know about this saying. r/drama's not here to educate you fam.
1 shallowm 2017-10-16
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to post regularly on /r/drama. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of shitposting theory most of the jokes will go over a typical user's head. There's also the userbase's love for bussy, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from the trans rights movement, for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /r/drama truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in "loving bussy" which itself is a cryptic reference to the sensous delight obtained from anal intercourse with a pre-op trans woman. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the genius of internet autists unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a tattoo of /u/PhysicsIsMyMistress. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the traps' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-16
Fear of A Black Panther
1 strathmeyer 2017-10-16
For, like, twenty years Batman was a campy daytime comedy.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2017-10-16
Batman has and always will be a stone cold killer
Snapping peoples necks and killing Mexican Vampires kept alive by flowers
1 Ebony_Eagle 2017-10-16
Actually Batman originally used guns and shot people up, even did stuff like hanging people from the Bat-Plane during a flyby, they dropped it later when they got into more of his backstory and added the dead parents and Alfred and all that.
1 PM_ME-DAT-ASS 2017-10-16
There was a character in the new Spiderman that literally existed for no other reason than to poke fun of SJW types.
1 ay_what_up 2017-10-16
who I saw the movie but I don’t remember a character like that
1 PM_ME-DAT-ASS 2017-10-16
that one random loner chick who protested when they went on their trip.
1 Peetrius 2017-10-16
Wakanda is what Africa would look like today if white people weren't real.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-10-16
Thanks, Yakub.
1 lets-start-a-riot 2017-10-16
Wait wait, MJ was black in Spiderman Homecoming? Wtf, wasnt MJ a redhead?
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-10-16
You can't spell "ginger" without n i g g e r.
1 shanewater 2017-10-16
It was forced as fuck too, plus Peter's best friend was an overweight Hawaiian kid.
The film overall was fine but those two things were distracting as fuck and screamed of forced diversity.
1 WistopherWalken 2017-10-16
I mean if ya haven't seen a brown person before. But hey I grew up in SoCal so if I see a mayo in movies I'm honestly more surprised.
1 MG87 2017-10-16
This is what retards actually believe
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2017-10-16
There was no MJ
1 no_maps_no_plans 2017-10-16
WE
1 MoonCricketJamFace 2017-10-16
WUZ
1 allanmes 2017-10-16
/pol/👉
1 KingNothing305 2017-10-16
I wonder if the Wakandans are going to be the same arrogant assholes they are in the comics.