Gelatinous blobs of Minneapolis march in protest against two "Nazi" bike lanes

105  2017-10-17 by -not_a_mimic-

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My head hurts while reading this quote :/

/u/ShockingBlue42 u use big word make ed head hurt big

Holy shit. This is it.

This is literally the point where the word "Nazi" becomes entirely meaningless.

Wanting to mass genocide non-white people from western europe in order to create a masterrace?

Nah. Folks just want a lane to bike where they wont get hit with cars. Can you believe the nerve of them?

Minnesota, based on voting history, is the most partisan state. Even more than california. And 99% of this partisanship is straight out of minneapolis. They're truly insane.

CARS FIRST!

STOP THE ANTI CAR AGENDA!

BIKE LINE = NAZI LINE!

Unbelievable WW2 fact: Bike lines were designed by Albert Speer, a famous Nazi architect. They were originally marked Kike lines and piloted during WW2 in the Netherlands by the Nazis. They secured the fast deportation of Jews out of cities like Amsterdam or Rotterdam. After WW2 ended the Dutch just changed the K to a B and so, the bike riding nation of the Swamp Germans came into existence.

I can't wait until I read this stated as a hystorical fact two years from now.

Why wait two years he just said it didn't he? Everything posted in this subreddit is totally real and trustworthy. You can rely on it.

Yes this is 100% true. I learned this fact in 1965 when I was a sophomore in high school. Not sure what they're teaching now in schools

Upon reading the headline, I thought bike lanes = Nazis might be a lefty anti-gentrification thing, but I guess it's old conservatives mad about spending or something? Idk, bike lanes in my fair city of Milwaukee are just fun obstacle course passing lanes for cars.

fair city of Milwaukee

kek

I see you're not a fan of A Prairie Home Companion

Uh, what could be more Minnesotan than pissing all over Wisconsin?

I'll take your word for it since I'm a dirty southerner

IDK: Taking our quarterback out for the season?

Falls under that category.

You don’t see many folks 65 and older on /r/drama, so probably not.

Garrison Keillor could fuck your bitch

I'd wish he's fuck mine but in character as Guy Noir

> not being able to read

Wew

City-level politicians are always the worst.

Turns out all the posters in /r/sanfrancisco are actually from Minneapolis.

So...they're slapping the word "Nazi" on something just because they don't like it. Gee, where have I heard that before?

Gee, where have I heard that before?

During 2009 and 2010 when people started marching around Washington holding up Obama = Hitler signs?

Nah, they were calling him a Muslim Commie or some other nonsense. George Dubya got the whole Nazi thing.

No.

http://fair.org/extra/playing-the-nazi-card/

The anti-Obamacare protest where nothing more than rednecks crawling out of West Virginia holding up Obama = Hitler signs.

Ah- I missed that one! I started ignoring the anti-Obama protesters after a while.

hahahaha cry some bigot

In 2004, the Bush camp created a video juxtaposing “Wild-Eyed” Democrats like John Kerry and Al Gore with Hitler (Slate, 6/28/04).

He mentions bush but in the context of saying bush was the one calling other people nazis. I'm sure the rest of this article is equally as accurate.

Obama was The Joker or something.

Um, everywhere since 1945?

Up until the mid 60's, calling someone a Nazi was a big deal since the aftermath of WW2 was still fresh in everyone's minds. Today, everyone just drops that phrase when they don't like something.

Gore Vidal calling Buckley a crypto-nazi comes to mind.

https://i.imgur.com/c6POPMG.png

I'm trying to decide who is more of a retard here. This person who made this stupid tweet or the dumb mayo fat people calling a bike lane a Nazi.

Ella Disenchanted.

Normally I'd say that tweet, but cars actually kill bicyclists pretty often, while Nazi bikers are hardly a threat.

God that gif is the best

Nuke Minneapolis tbh

It would make /r/Minnesota tolerable again

Well, the Twin City suburbs are what gave the world Michelle Bachmann and her closeted bear of a husband, so you may have a good point.

Then again, the Crack Stacks would serve as an excellent HQ for the great northern mayocide 🤔🤔

This Jeremy Piatt dude sounds like perfect /r/drama mod material.

/u/annarchist make it so!

Wow fuck all these people who hate exercise. That said, you are right, Jeremy would fit in nicely here.

Can't believe those Nazi bikers went unpunched. Where's the justice?

Don't worry. They will be included in the next Wolfenstein game.

We need to purify the midwest. I'll vote for whatever politician is running on the platform of relocating Minneapolis to California.

> internet hoax artist Jeremy Piatt

This is why we deserve climate change.

Cyclists should kill themselves, though. The roads would be better off without them.

Sidewalks are fine and people should just bike casually on them.

PEDESTRIANS GET OUT REEEE

So I'm just gonna assume it's ok to punch cyclists now.