The Mooch asking the hard questions on twitter

197  2017-10-18 by SenatorCoryGardner

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/pol/ found it and it was at like 40% "Less than one million" before they took it down

Getting too close to the truth 4 comfort.

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Wheaht? Am just askin' a few queshtins ova heaa? What's wrong with askin' queshtins?

Where is the "It didn't happen" option?

That's the second tweet. Baby steps

It Didn't happen, but I wish it did

ftfy.

It Didn't happen. The Jews did it if it happened.

FTFY

Hitler's reach just exceeded his grasp.

Mooch, the press secretary we barely had and didn't deserve.

Whatever the number it wasn't enough

No "not enough" option smh

Why, just why

Cry for help.

i've been asking that constantly

why doesn't he have a talk show

wait does he have a radio show

Yes but it's not talk. It's 8 straight hours of him screaming his own name over Russian trance music, starting every night at 1 AM.

why doesn't he have a talk show

Ran out of money for coke....low energy now.

that's why he needs a talk show! that's how Jimmy Fallon stays hooked up

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I honestly don't know. I wasn't there to keep count.

The historical headlines seem to prefer the number 6M.

Prewar census - postwar census - emigres = dead people

Not that hard, even for the intellectually different.

what if some people were born after that census

Eastern Europe had civilization for like 2000 years before that point. They had pretty good records, you could estimate from things like synagogue numbers and size, the large numbers of Jewish towns/shtetl, and governments still estimated population occasionally for things like conscription or taxation purposes, even if only at a local level.

Eastern Europe had civilization for like 2000 years before that point

so did East St. Louis, technically. doesn’t mean they were able to count heads accurately in the early 20th century

Civilization requires writing, profit-inducing technology, and hierarchal-based oppression. A bunch of people stacking dirt isn't civilization.

Civilization requires writing

Then Eastern Europe hasn't had civilization for 2000 years, dumbass

It's not quite that simple. It's hard to tell how many died from the actual war and how many were victims of genocide. From what I've seen the camps were nowhere near large enough to handle 6 million people in 4-5 years. Still genocide but I believe the 6 million number is overstated

6 million Jews were killed by Nazis not only in concentration camps, but also elsewhere across Europe.

Listen and believe.

Your children will hear that it was 20 million, I guarantee

Of course the camps weren't big enough to handle 6 million people, that's why they had the ovens and mass graves you fucking dolt.

That's what I meant the "ovens" and the camp were nowhere near big enough to handle that kind of traffic.

Maybe 6 million died but nowhere close to that number died in concentration camps

Sure, plenty more died in the field. There were at least three thousand soldiers in the Einsatzgruppen alone.

To translate to autist, a couple million dead means each soldier got one kill a day for the duration of the war. Not that hard with entire cities of Jews across Byelorussia.

By that logic the Russians and the allies also committed genocide because they killed civilians in the field

In some cases, yup. Expulsion of the Germans from Prussia would count as genocide nowadays. It's mostly a question of scale and bodycounts.

No shit...can't even ask legit questions about numbers over there. They have a trigger happy banhammer on this topic.

So do you think we can delete 2016-2020 from existence?

I dunno, but my uncle killed 20 to 30 Nazis. He lost count.

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How long did The Mooch serve as White House Press Secretary?

[] - -1 week [] - 10 days [] - 1 month [] - still doesn't realize he was fired

this can't be his real twitter account.

It's not

>no option for "not nearly enough"

Shit poll

What if i believe 4 million died? Shit poll.

there's no option for 0?

Would have been spicier if "none" was an option

It's hard to blame people for being iffy on the numbers when they change so goddamned much.

When I was a kid, 4 million Jews died during the holocaust. Now, 8 million have. Keep in mind that I was born in 1982, so why the fuck do the numbers keep changing?

The holocaust happened, but the people who constantly scream 'HOLOCAUST!' as if something that happened 100 years ago still matters today can't make their minds up, so how can they blame anyone else for not knowing?