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Forbes released their annual list of America's richest people, and Donald Trump, who is famously obsessed with his own wealth, was $600 million poorer this year and had fallen 92 spots on the list.
Now we have to be absolutely clear here, there is no evidence or proof that this phone call was made by Donald Trump or someone close to him.
It's worth noting that the call bears a striking resemblance to the ones President Trump used to make to gossip columnists under the guise of being his own spokesman, sometimes named John Barron and other times named John Miller.
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but isn't it crazy that we live in a world where it wouldn't be at all out of character for this to literally be a voice mail from the president in disguise?
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-19
Um, you forgot a period. Perhaps you'll have your first period next year.
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1 autotldr 2017-10-19
This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 75%. (I'm a bot)
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1 niggerpenis 2017-10-19
This message is for anyone in concern. I'm a supporter of /u/Ed_ButteredToast. I love him and his very intelligent family. And this is like /r/Drama are in conspiracy to break this man mentally, it seems. /u/Ed_ButteredToast has more karma than he ever had. So /r/Drama making noise about some six point something gorillion is fake news and therefore /r/Drama is on the mayocide list. /u/spez will make sure subreddits and shitposters like you will go down because /u/Ed_ButteredToast is very intelligent, very handsome. Hir children are very beautiful, very handsome. They have the tightest bussies than any racist or anybody in this site. And we love zir, and ze will continue to run this website, and his children will too. So fuck /r/Drama, and you can stick that fake news up your ass.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-19
Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man
And if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well
So you can point that fucking finger up your ass
1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-19
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-19
good bot
1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-19
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1 ObsessedAussie 2017-10-19
Words to live by. When are their next album coming out? I'm getting blueballs (not related).
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-19
God bless!
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-19
Audio from voicemail
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-10-19
Except it's literally troll bait.
lol modern media deserves the gas tbh.
1 shallowm 2017-10-19
/u/botchlings Tone down the autism, buddy. It's one thing to constantly agendapost on /r/drama, it's another to do that shit in real life.