I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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cruz's attempts to become in on the jokes only make me hate him more

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DMcFSZNW0AAit1-.jpg:large

Mfw that debate cured me of my berniesm

Ted Cruz to Bernie Sanders: "As some might say, 'curb your enthusiasm'

Also Robin Hood lol

Cruz: What is the difference between a Democratic Socialist and a Democratic on taxes?

Sanders: I don't have an answer for that.

Cruz: What is the difference between a Democratic Socialist and a Democratic on taxes?

What does that even mean?

What is the difference between a Sardine Poster and a Politics Poster on Ted Cruz?

I don't have an answer for that.

One gets the camps, the other gets the wall.

Idc which though.

Hey btw fuck ur autistic whining about Joyce

Fuck Joyce, he's the autistic one.

Bernie calls himself a "Democratic Socialist." Cruz's question is basically "what's the difference between your position on taxes and a Democrat's position on taxes?"

What a dweeb

How dare you

What does it say?

https://mobile.twitter.com/tedcruz/status/920709146789515272

Who needs the FBI or /pol/ when we got our own Rick and Morty IQ level geniuses right here.

He finally understands the only way to win is to shitpost

WTF I'm a Cruz missile now

What if it’s not a joke though

He just stole that from someone else in the twitter thread, though.

Lame.

what the FUCK

this is almost better than the porn tweet

what the FUCK

Did this man just meme himself?