That evening when we were alone I told my partner how uncomfortable that experience made me, which sent her spiraling into her own anxieties about money and the blackout curtain her parents put up over anything to do with money in her life.
I love when the poly crowd tips their hands and reveals that they're just tightly-wound balls of insecurities and emotional issues.
/u/pthrowaway222, you'll probably never see this, but this goes for every "poly": stop fucking literally cucking yourself, if you don't, I'm sure you'll come back complaining about how your open relationship isn't going so well. He obviously feels like a stranger to you, and he's in love with your wife. Have you even used his bussy yet?
Yeah but see, in a city, there are a lot of people who bring the average way down. All those homeless panhandlers are barely making 50-60k per year. If you exclude them from the calculation, the average goes way up and 100k is no longer impressive.
Malaysia kicked Singapore the fuck out of their country - there were literally more Indians and Chinese in Singapore than there were Malays in the entire peninsula. Today, Singapore is insanely prosperous, and Malaysia is a hellhole. I sincerely wish the US, or at very least my state, would kick my city out too so we can follow a similar path.
Dude makes enough money. He's 33. Get a personal trainer, dump the greedy bitch and get a trophy wife with huge implants.
Unless him and the other dude are bussy blasting each other, I don't see why he has to share his money with him - or her really. She can fucking pay her own way.
At first I thought she was expecting the guy to share his actual money, not just information about how much money he had. Although, that's probably coming next.
Excuse me shitcunt, just because you're so insecure with your own relationship that you won't share your partner with seventy black men and a horse doesn't mean you have to lash out at everyone else.
I like to think I'm open-minded to most deviances consenting adults want to engage in, but polyamory always reads like "I'm a wimp and my domineering partner made me accept them cheating on me".
Literally every poly I've ever known has eventually had some sort of fucking breakdown when the stress of having twenty other people bang their SO finally pulls them into an emotional black hole.
I mean when it works, it works. The only difference is that breakups are messy as hell in the poly world and everyone turns into a massive fucking entitled baby.
Breakups are messy in any world, but I mean what happens if there's like two girls and three dudes, and I'm one of the dudes and I want to break up with one of the girls but not the other one? Or if I really like dude number three, but dude number two is a complete fucking prick, but girl number one keeps him around because he gets good weed? One relationship is complicated enough, to be honest.
Anyway, call me a traditionalist but I'm just not that into some other dude spunking all over my girlfriend's face.
I don't get it. You should be flaunting your superior financial position to your girlfriends lovers all the time. Assert dominance. Are you the alpha cuck or not bitch?
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-19
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1 SmurfPrivilege 2017-10-19
I love when the poly crowd tips their hands and reveals that they're just tightly-wound balls of insecurities and emotional issues.
1 botchlings 2017-10-19
or just nutjobs, which is probably more accurate.
1 OldOrder 2017-10-19
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1 weniscommander 2017-10-19
They gave the fellow reasonable advice tho.
1 shallowm 2017-10-19
This is stale drama.
/u/pthrowaway222, you'll probably never see this, but this goes for every "poly": stop fucking literally cucking yourself, if you don't, I'm sure you'll come back complaining about how your open relationship isn't going so well. He obviously feels like a stranger to you, and he's in love with your wife. Have you even used his bussy yet?
1 BigOldWhiteDick 2017-10-19
Seriously, if you aren't buttfucking this guy then why are you even in this relationship?
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-19
Fucking a guy who is fucking your wife is the pinnacle of alpha behavior.
1 ThenTheGorursArrived 2017-10-19
It's simultaneously most alpa if you're on top and most beta if you're bottom.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-10-19
Impressive.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-19
low six figures in somewhere like San Francisco isn’t that impressive tbh
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-19
There is literally no city in the country where 100k won't put you in the top 10% of income earners.
1 nicethingyoucanthave 2017-10-19
Yeah but see, in a city, there are a lot of people who bring the average way down. All those homeless panhandlers are barely making 50-60k per year. If you exclude them from the calculation, the average goes way up and 100k is no longer impressive.
1 OniTan 2017-10-19
And you know that money is tax free. Goddamn hobos not paying their fair share.
1 JoeFalchetto 2017-10-19
Net worth and income are two different things.
1 atsteak 2017-10-19
One weird trick to double your net worth every year! Multiply your wealth by a billion in 30 years!
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-10-19
Only rural and suburban retards voted for Trump, city people all voted for Hillary.
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-19
Malaysia kicked Singapore the fuck out of their country - there were literally more Indians and Chinese in Singapore than there were Malays in the entire peninsula. Today, Singapore is insanely prosperous, and Malaysia is a hellhole. I sincerely wish the US, or at very least my state, would kick my city out too so we can follow a similar path.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2017-10-19
What city
1 weniscommander 2017-10-19
If he says San Fransico we can all have a good laugh together.
1 WalterMatthau 2017-10-19
lolwat. You realize it's 2017 and we can easily verify facts on the internet, right? You're not even close to correct.
1 jaredschaffer27 2017-10-19
Wew
1 wow___justwow 2017-10-19
PUT OUT OR GET OUT BIATCH
1 Charles_Thunderpenis 2017-10-19
I think it's just net worth not yearly salary
1 ffbtaw 2017-10-19
Pretty sad at 33, especially considering it seems like he doesn't own a home.
1 snallygaster 2017-10-19
me irl
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-19
u/pthrowaway222 it sounds like they're planning to murder you for your money.
1 VidiotGamer 2017-10-19
Dude makes enough money. He's 33. Get a personal trainer, dump the greedy bitch and get a trophy wife with huge implants.
Unless him and the other dude are bussy blasting each other, I don't see why he has to share his money with him - or her really. She can fucking pay her own way.
1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-19
I think that means bussy.
1 nomad1c 2017-10-19
for a minute i thought it was gonna be about having to give the other dude access to his funds. tho maybe that's the end game
1 Wordshark 2017-10-19
I'd bet on that being the endgame. This fool gonna get fleeced
1 ffbtaw 2017-10-19
Absolutely, why the hell else would it need to be brought up.
1 Wordshark 2017-10-19
To give him more accurate "advice," of course
1 OniTan 2017-10-19
Definitely. He'll come home to a cleaned out house and an empty bank account and they'll be long gone.
1 Russiangreyman 2017-10-19
Sounds like 95% of military marriages.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-19
And 100% of poly ones
1 OniTan 2017-10-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx-VWFWYBHg
1 high_octane_cooler 2017-10-19
it absofuckinglutely is
1 LookAtMyPTSD 2017-10-19
can you say CUCK?
1 lssah1488wiking 2017-10-19
CUCK
1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-19
/r/UncoolCuckClub
1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-10-19
When you get cucked so badly that you pay to be cucked.
1 DudeCat 2017-10-19
At first I thought she was expecting the guy to share his actual money, not just information about how much money he had. Although, that's probably coming next.
1 IssaPupper 2017-10-19
Polyamory. Cuckolding. "Open relationships."
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN.
1 Successful-Troll 2017-10-19
some day the rain will come and wash all the filth away.
1 IssaPupper 2017-10-19
I hope not. Only way I can get good bussy are straight """men""" cucked beyond belief. I hope this stays forever.
1 shanewater 2017-10-19
Excuse me shitcunt, just because you're so insecure with your own relationship that you won't share your partner with seventy black men and a horse doesn't mean you have to lash out at everyone else.
1 ricardogce 2017-10-19
I like to think I'm open-minded to most deviances consenting adults want to engage in, but polyamory always reads like "I'm a wimp and my domineering partner made me accept them cheating on me".
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-10-19
Literally every poly I've ever known has eventually had some sort of fucking breakdown when the stress of having twenty other people bang their SO finally pulls them into an emotional black hole.
1 OniTan 2017-10-19
It's almost as if sex and emotions are tied, N'Wah.
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-10-19
Who'd have known, fetcher?
1 Thhueros 2017-10-19
Anyone with half a functioning brain, s'wit.
1 shanewater 2017-10-19
I mean when it works, it works. The only difference is that breakups are messy as hell in the poly world and everyone turns into a massive fucking entitled baby.
1 yourmumsanargonian 2017-10-19
Breakups are messy in any world, but I mean what happens if there's like two girls and three dudes, and I'm one of the dudes and I want to break up with one of the girls but not the other one? Or if I really like dude number three, but dude number two is a complete fucking prick, but girl number one keeps him around because he gets good weed? One relationship is complicated enough, to be honest.
Anyway, call me a traditionalist but I'm just not that into some other dude spunking all over my girlfriend's face.
1 EloeOmoe 2017-10-19
“Is there a poly angle that makes thisnokay?”
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1 80BAIT08 2017-10-19
B U G M A N
1 80BAIT08 2017-10-19
Holy fuck. forgive me /u/zachums, but I'll have to go all SRS... Just this once.
1 OniTan 2017-10-19
/u/pthrowaway222 they plannin to rob you.
1 zeldaisaprude 2017-10-19
This wouldn't be an issue if OP wasn't a cuck
1 ashent2 2017-10-19
do you think she'll be like "um he puts his dick in your wife" when he says his finances are private
1 Charles_Thunderpenis 2017-10-19
wow what a twist
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-19
Is /r/relationships exclusively for non-ironic cucks now?
1 lssah1488wiking 2017-10-19
Any thoughts, /u/CucksLoveTrump?
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-10-19
Yeah fuck that. That's not what I'm about. You can fuck my wife and I might buy you a beer but we aren't getting any closer financially than that
1 lssah1488wiking 2017-10-19
I will 😎😎😎
1 CucksLoveTrump 2017-10-19
Fair warning: she's 5'4" and 250 lbs
1 lssah1488wiking 2017-10-19
Very tasty 😋😋😋
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-10-19
I don't get it. You should be flaunting your superior financial position to your girlfriends lovers all the time. Assert dominance. Are you the alpha cuck or not bitch?
1 Russiangreyman 2017-10-19
I don't get how a man can be poly. That shit is one of the least masculine things you can do imo.
Blasting bussy being the most.