That was a roof test to check the durability of the TV vs. sorority chicks domes. This is useful for Chads so they know which TV to buy and mount on the wall above their beds so that when it inevitably falls on Stacys head mid coitus due to not being mounted properly. She will not be in serious injury and have cause to bring rape charges vs. Chad and or get the frat in trouble and get kicked off campus.
It is also to test the laws of gravity outside of the school lab to your bros for the purpose of snapchat. Both practical and invaluable consumer information for any aspiring college Chad in this day and age.
Probably because frat guys are well known douchebags. Aside from the frat guys and their friends everybody else hates them. That's just at my school though
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1 storejet 2017-10-19
Its a developing thread. But it's very quickly turning to complete shit.
1 SDIHTD 2017-10-19
Nothing infuriates reddit more than good looking, college aged men partying.
1 WarSanchez 2017-10-19
That's a rage boner.
You just discovered that you're an angry gay.
1 botchlings 2017-10-19
FTFY
1 shallowm 2017-10-19
The reddit gods took the wrong /u/botchIings
1 a_normal_human 2017-10-19
Sorry, /r/videos, she's not going to fuck you no matter how much you say you'd never hurt her.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-19
According to how she reacted there, she could probably be easily negged into the best 3 mins of her lifetime
1 better_bot 2017-10-19
80% chance she actually did fuck tv guy after this.
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-10-19
As a frat god, i can say with authority:
totally bro
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-19
Clearly I'm out of the loop. Is there something wrong with drinking Heineken?
1 storejet 2017-10-19
Haram
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-19
yes
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-19
The most over-quoted line from Blue Velvet tells them it's wrong.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-19
Baby wants to fuck?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-19
I have your disease in me now.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-19
You'd be surprised how often I've been told that.
1 menvaren 2017-10-19
Who quotes Blue Velvet? What kind of degenerates are you hanging out with?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-19
David Lynch taught me how to talk dirty tbqh
1 menvaren 2017-10-19
Yeah but that was offscreen. Unless you were filming? Hook me up.
1 Kuonji 2017-10-19
It's uninteresting beer.
1 takaci 2017-10-19
Forgot I have to try and be interesting and hipster at every turn of my life
1 ProphetRith 2017-10-19
Alaskan amber or bust niggah
1 menvaren 2017-10-19
If you don't mind drinking the juice from pine-scented air fresheners.
1 pepperouchau 2017-10-19
Green glass reeeeeeee
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-10-19
Tbh its the second worse color you could use besides white for time it takes to skunk your beer, but tbh who has beer longer than a few days?
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-19
they wasted a perfectly good tv starving kids couldve eaten
1 Kuonji 2017-10-19
Reminds me of that The Orville scene.
1 pepperouchau 2017-10-19
nerd
1 keepittropical 2017-10-19
That was a roof test to check the durability of the TV vs. sorority chicks domes. This is useful for Chads so they know which TV to buy and mount on the wall above their beds so that when it inevitably falls on Stacys head mid coitus due to not being mounted properly. She will not be in serious injury and have cause to bring rape charges vs. Chad and or get the frat in trouble and get kicked off campus.
It is also to test the laws of gravity outside of the school lab to your bros for the purpose of snapchat. Both practical and invaluable consumer information for any aspiring college Chad in this day and age.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-19
My son has a TV that looks like the exact same one and it's broken, so who knows. If it is the same one, then it's light as hell!
1 neutralvoter 2017-10-19
how badly do you need to fit in that someone drops a TV on your head and you turn around smiling trying to pass it off as 'ohh you guiizzzz'
1 grungebot5000 2017-10-19
maybe she’s just really chill
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-19
I think he was aiming for the saw horse, tbf. Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped over, and getting kicked.
1 neutralvoter 2017-10-19
lol that's actually a really good point
1 botchlings 2017-10-19
I think that's a sign that she wasn't really hurt
1 takaci 2017-10-19
wow the projection
1 SpectroSpecter 2017-10-19
For what it's worth, every single person I know who went to college frat parties had an absentee dad
Probably just a coincidence
1 AnschlussZugpferd 2017-10-19
For anyone wondering, it's flatscreen so not NSFL.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-19
Do they sell TVs that aren't flatscreens anymore?
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-10-19
No, but they're still the kind I'd want to throw off a roof.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-19
What if it’s already broken?
1 weniscommander 2017-10-19
Holy shit the resentment in that thread. So much fucking anger towards dudes that got laid in college.
1 fucknazimodz 2017-10-19
Probably because frat guys are well known douchebags. Aside from the frat guys and their friends everybody else hates them. That's just at my school though
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-19
Frat guys are the same as everyone else. I hung out with plenty of them, some are good guys, some are moron douchbags and everything in between.
1 fucknazimodz 2017-10-19
Maybe it's different where you live. All the ones I've met are raging douchebags who are only there because of daddy's money
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-19
Are you assuming that, or did you actually take the time to get to know them?
1 fucknazimodz 2017-10-19
I knew them. Massive douchebags
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-19
Show us on the doll where Chad hurt you
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-10-19
As a "raging douche bag frat guytm bro"
An absurd amount of people liked us because we weren't butthurt dinglehoppers when people did dumb shit
Also the philanthropies: 80% of campus charity
1 fucknazimodz 2017-10-19
Not saying you're a douchebag, just saying at my school the frat bros are the guys who do dumb shit.
We've had to frats banned from campus in the last 2 years alone
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-10-19
Who says we don't do dumb shit??? I'll fight the fuck outta them geeds
Only 2? Christ, are they even trying?
1 fucknazimodz 2017-10-19
Yeah, douchebag
1 All_of_Midas_Silver 2017-10-19
<3
1 JTBebe 2017-10-19
So the cool kids? I can see why internet forum users would think they're douchebags lol
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-19
Those outfits.... Jesus.
1 better_bot 2017-10-19
"Mommy, how'd you meet daddy?"