Yep. I'm vegetarian and my core religious belief is nonviolence, so I think I'm pretty in line with my beliefs in saying I will never consider zoophilia okay. That being said, as a rational and logical being, and taking into account our interactions with animals right now, I dunno what the issue with bestiality is aside from "THATS SO GROSS" You're already enslaving, torturing, objectifying, emotionally abusing and playing god with animals. Aside from visceral disgust, what moral platform could you possibly have for not sticking your dick in them?
/u/al1716 typed the post and pressed enter with his boney fingertips. Looking around the indie coffee house he was, he had a sudden wave of nausea hit him as he suddenly realized his shitty opinions and legendary pretentious attitude left him a lonely person. His only friends? People on the same level of faggotry that he was on- Only discussion talking about animal rights and how superior they are compared to the common uneducated pleb.
With that nausea came existential crisis and the reminder that despite his nagging and chronic whining, he would die with no friends or family who ever cared. Oh sure, people would show up but they would have a faux-sadness at his passing and instead go back to business as normal, being gigantic faggots. He sipped his organic soy latte to calm his stomach, but deep down he knew he should have necked himself long ago and just gotten to the finish line.
Actually, that guys right and you're the edgelord. His problem is that pets are considered family members who can't communicate in human. So sex with your dog is literally raping a family member. Livestock are also protected from rape by humane treatment laws.
So from this we can gather that having sex with wild animals is perfectly fine, because they don't have rights. the only problem is that wild animals are dangerous.
Must've had a great deal of time to write that fanfic about me huh?
I wanted to suggest a few edits though: my friends aren't "gigantic faggots", they're "extreme faggots."
We don't fuck around with our overly liberal thoughts, so make sure you get that straight and characterize us properly.
And you've got the setting all wrong. I fucking hate coffee and it gives me the shits. It'd be more accurate if you said "he dug into his acai bowl" because that shit is delicious
Some animals can't be artificially inseminated, which is a big deal for breeding. some can only be done by persons with the right touch. At what point is that legal and moral or not?
If the guy who serviced 350 cattle today enjoyed his work, should he be arrested? how many of the cattle had to have got off before its a sin?
Having been a teenage boy at one point, I can see the social utility in the agrarian practice of sending the boys out to tend the herds for a few years when their balls drop. We should still do that. Let them work out their first few gallons on the livestock and learn some technique.
I think /u/h2odragon may be a little too invested in this.
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1 UnDefined128 2017-10-20
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1 Think_Once 2017-10-20
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1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-20
Someone just bought this account today lmao
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-20
lol
1 Neon_needles 2017-10-20
/u/al1716 typed the post and pressed enter with his boney fingertips. Looking around the indie coffee house he was, he had a sudden wave of nausea hit him as he suddenly realized his shitty opinions and legendary pretentious attitude left him a lonely person. His only friends? People on the same level of faggotry that he was on- Only discussion talking about animal rights and how superior they are compared to the common uneducated pleb.
With that nausea came existential crisis and the reminder that despite his nagging and chronic whining, he would die with no friends or family who ever cared. Oh sure, people would show up but they would have a faux-sadness at his passing and instead go back to business as normal, being gigantic faggots. He sipped his organic soy latte to calm his stomach, but deep down he knew he should have necked himself long ago and just gotten to the finish line.
1 HasAnArchmageFetish 2017-10-20
Actually, that guys right and you're the edgelord. His problem is that pets are considered family members who can't communicate in human. So sex with your dog is literally raping a family member. Livestock are also protected from rape by humane treatment laws.
So from this we can gather that having sex with wild animals is perfectly fine, because they don't have rights. the only problem is that wild animals are dangerous.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-20
Some aren't, like sloths for example.
1 Gothmog26 2017-10-20
The trouble is that the sloth is going to be the one doing the raping. You unzip your trousers, and bam! He's inside of you before you can scream.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-20
Found the Estonian, lol.
1 al1716 2017-10-20
What's up shitface, came over due to your summons
Must've had a great deal of time to write that fanfic about me huh?
I wanted to suggest a few edits though: my friends aren't "gigantic faggots", they're "extreme faggots."
We don't fuck around with our overly liberal thoughts, so make sure you get that straight and characterize us properly.
And you've got the setting all wrong. I fucking hate coffee and it gives me the shits. It'd be more accurate if you said "he dug into his acai bowl" because that shit is delicious
1 Neon_needles 2017-10-20
lol
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-20
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-20
I think /u/h2odragon may be a little too invested in this.
1 Rockstar_MWG_05 2017-10-20
what the ever loving fuck did i just read
i need an adult
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-10-20
I'm here for you bby.