Can someone please summarize for me all the lore and characters in r/drama

11  2017-10-22 by life_is_painfull

am new here and trying to catch up with all the weird buzzwords like bussy, or famous users here or weird beefs with other communities and users. can someone please walk me through this, I want to be a productive member of this community.

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What is your position on gamergate and whether traps are gay or not?

gamergate

still trying to catch up on the that, i think it's the butterfly effect responsible for trump becoming president.

whether traps are gay or not

i have no opinions

still trying to catch up on the that, i think it's the butterfly effect responsible for trump becoming president.

If you're being ironic-> Correct /r/drama posting

If you're being unironic-> Correct SRD posting

This but ironically

i have no opinions

You meet a girl and you hit it off. Go back to your place and it gets hot and heavy. As you undress, you notice she has a penis. You say fuck it and have sex with them. Does that make you gay?

if she had a penis I wouldnt fuck her.

It's a hypothetical situation. Not a 'choose your own adventure.'

why are so interested in getting me to fuck a tranny, do you enjoy this kind of thing ?

Hey my man. I know you intended this to be humorous, but consider the fact that some people reading this went through some pretty shitty experiences as a result of gender bullshit. Some guys got their asses beaten for not wearing "manly" clothes or being masculine enough. People are often ostracized for being trans. So I know you're poking fun at how crazy some people can get online with this stuff, but keep in mind that while you might be meaning to say, "Haha stupid goofy-ass Tumblr kids identifying as wolf kin." others are going to take what you're saying as "Haha fucking trans kids. What freaks." Also, some people reading this are going to think like the latter and will believe they are in good company with you. Also, one other thing. I find it sad and ironic that my fellow gamers (maybe not you, but others on this thread and in the gaming community) think it's cool to bully trans people while they themselves were probably bullied in school for liking games or having nerdy interests. I know I certainly was picked on for being "weird" because I liked anime and games. I have been called "nerd" and virgin. I know a lot of people here got that treatment too. Did you all enjoy it? Probably not! So, why aren't we more inclusive as a community and more empathetic? We know what it's like to be weird. We know what it's like to have society tell us we are freaks. Why are we acting like them when we aren't them? Yes you are a prude for not wanting to fuck anything that moves. If you can't be a part of a human fuckipede then you just aren't living life to it's fullest. Being a pansexual polyamorous person who will get it on with anyone, regardless of color, sex, gender identity, weight, height, disability or age makes you an enlightened individual whose superior values will one day be the norm.

TL;DR you better suck her cock

Not sucking her cock would be pretty gay.

You asked for people to explain rDrama to you. This is what you get.

this is the correct answer

Sort of.

To begin with, Gamergate was not a “mysoginist harassment campaign” or whatever. Trolls and harassers used the movement as justification and cover for their actions, but they weren’t really directly related. The FBI investigated, and Gamergate was found to have little to nothing do with the harassment and threats.

To bluntly summarize: the harassers were to Gamergate, what people shooting cops is to BLM.

And I’ve posted this elsewhere, but the real genesis behind the alt-right was anti-gamergate. Specifically, how the liberal media turned on gamers. This lead to a lot of young men being angry and disillusioned with both the media and liberalism...

Sounds familiar, right?

Anyway, they banded together with trolls and poor Whites from flyover States to elect Daddy into office, and much popcorn was enjoyed in the process.

And traps aren’t gay. The same area of the brain lights up as when having a sexual encounter with a female, and not the area tied to homosexual sex.

What's with the inherent laziness of the most recent generation?

Please explain everything to me as if I were a child with no frame of reference and absolutely no desire to exert effort. Standard demon behavior.

Seriously just lurk for a while. This place isn't complicated and there is no coherent or consistent logic.

Actually forget that, just keep yourself safe for the betterment of society.

keep yourself safe is secret code for kill yourself,

am learning

Its not a secret if everyone knows. -Levar Burton

What's with the inherent laziness of the most recent generation?

Smartphones.

Can you please explain your comment to me? I don’t get your point.

fuck you got me

Mayocide.

NOW.

OK, here’s the breakdown:

AUTIST = basically everyone on reddit.

CUCKOLD = 33% of reddit

INCEL = 67% of reddit

WOMAN = trans woman (non-passing)

BITCH = a non-trans woman who is fuckable...but ewww, gussy.

FEMINST = a very ugly non-trans woman.

TROLLX = a feminist who’s really hairy and lives with cats.

RAGING BULL FAGGOT = anyone who’s not me.

BUSSY = the best thing ever.

GUSSY = oh please, do I have to?

MAYOSIDE = the only thing that might save us.

MODS = fucking bunch o asshole bull fags who refuse to mod me, fuckers.

SOCKS = currently on sale at socksoff.com! Get them before they’re all gone!

ALT-RIGHT -

takes notes tank u

Don't take note of that shit. If there is one thing I can tell you r/drama will beat the hell out of a dead horse. Right now the comment count is 14 88 % of that is from new friends like you.

This, but unironically.

In case you didn't already know I'm kind of a big deal.

Whatever happened to /u/velvetllama?

When ever you see /u/Honk4Tits, you honk and pinch his tiddies like

🎺🎺

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Shut up you child like loser.

Quick rundown:

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs

-In contact with aliens

-Possess psychic-like abilities

-Control france with an iron but fair fist

-Own castles & banks globally

-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies

-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

-They learned fluent French in under a week

-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Outing yourself as a newfag is such a newfag thing to do

I’m the funny one.

am new here

NORMIES GET OUT