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/u/FucksGuysWithAccents why are you such a sperg? Not that we can't appreciate that. Oh and that chair in the room ruins the whole thing tbqh.

/u/snallygaster one of your house bitches is acting up btw.

I don't have Aspergers, I have Tourettes.

Fuck your mother slowly shit cunt.

>Implying /u/McFluffTheCrimeCat's mother is some puritan prude who doesn't appreciate a hard dicking

I have no idea what you are talking about. That was my tourettes ;-)

Even people with tourettes are more coherent than Drama users

Another sub I have never seen until today.

I do like their sidebar, though!

SoYouWantToBeAForumModerator.jpg

How many subreddits are there to talk about other subreddits?

Geez! And how pathetic is your need for karma/attention that you had to drag this over here?

Are you a top or bottom? Also, can I shit in your mouth?

Wow friend, Kelly Hoppen you are not.

I bottom from the top and NO.

What if he asks nicely?

There is no nice way to ask someone if you can shit in their mouth.

May I please shit in your mouth?

It's not rocket science

Pretty please?

Do I get 10 million dollars?

Better - you get my shit in your mouth.

Done!

Wow friend, Kelly Hoppen you are not.

lol...what a random reference.

I have never claimed to be a design master. I am just trying to cultivate a place where people can share their spaces and get inspiration from others. If I let Reddit post as they pleased to my sub, it would start to look like a trainwreck.

That room, which you are defending is a train wreck. The only inspiration someone should take from that post is to not be that bad at room design. Seriously, the OP needs to simply burn that room down and quit before they do the world anymore harm.

And that is exactly the kind of bullshit, mean spirited comment that I do not allow and people are bitching at me for being too oversensitive to other's feelings.

And the same people are then saying that I am a heartless bitch. Make up your fucking mind, Reddit!

Friend, you can say it is mean spirited, but you and I both know that what I said is true. Delete that shit, do not let that kind of shit spread. And don't deny that tomorrow you will not be doing the same thing I will be doing, passing out photocopies to friends and family in order to prevent further atrocities.

Who the fuck made you king of the world? Your house is probably only nice because that is how your mother decorated it.

Fantastic. I am starting to believe that the OP is you and you posted this as your magnum opus. But you were wrong, so wrong. If not, then your sub is right, you should probably not be a mod. Well not a mob of that sub, maybe a mod of r/ihavenofuckingtaste.

You fucking idiot. I live in Chicago, not Colorado.

And my sub as a whole loves me as a mod and I repeatedly get told what a good sub I have created. There is literally a small handful of assholes acting like they speak on behalf of everyone. I assure you, they don't.

I think you live in a bullshit little town like Cedarburg or Kohler, and claim Chicago for cred. The reality is, a person who mods a sub for room design and comes out of Chicago, would have firms like Marshall Erb and Habitar in the back of their heads. You obviously do not. Maybe you trust in firms like Wal-Mart and Costco?

Fuck face...I am typing this from my Herman Miller chair.

So you do trust in firms like Costco, as I mentioned earlier. I think poors have been able to get Herman Miller chairs from Costco since 2008.

https://video.costco.com/v/27762/herman-miller-taskpointe-office-chair-taskpointe/

Wrong chair, fuckface.

am just trying to cultivate a place where people can share their spaces and get inspiration from others.

Try cultivating a place that can share criticism. That room looks like shit. It's like a grandma's AirBnB. Even if someone's taste is 'eclectic', it shouldn't be obvious the room is done up in bottom tier Goodwill purchases.

I don't want people sounding like arrogant pieces of shit in my sub.

The OP comment you whined about:

Mismatched furniture, bedding, and styles in almost every way. There is no semblance of cohesion. It’s like the uncanny valley of eclectic decor. Plus, pastels.

How you feel about that comment:

I don't want people sounding like arrogant pieces of shit in my sub.

That's being an arrogant piece of shit? Your mother hugged you too much.

It was arrogant. That specific comment was not "piece of shit" worthy, however. That you are correct about.

It's not arrogant, it's honest. That room looks like shit.

Stop being a soyboi.

That room does NOT look like shit.

Stop being a fucking jerk.

Problem identified: you have shit taste

Whatever. I am definitely not listening to some asshole who uses the term "soyboi" give me a lecture on good taste.

if you had good taste you wouldn't stoop to arguing with /r/drama regulars, or defend shitty 'room porn'

you love 'glitter bongs' and aldi. confirmed /r/trashy-tier shit taste

You fucking piece of arrogant garbage.

Women smoking weed and saving money on groceries is not trashy.

Both sets of my parents have money, too. You don't see me acting like a degenerate cunt about it.

• buying discount groceries when you're nearly 40 is trashy
• smoking out of bedazzled bongs is trashy
• mentioning "both sets of my parents" is trashy
• telling everyone your parents have money, without having any yourself, is trashy

do you even live on your own?

40 years olds can't save money?

Weed is awesome. Go fuck yourself.

The vast majority of people my age come from divorced families.

I said my parents have money, too, only to insinuate that the only reason you are acting so fucking alpha right now is because of mommy and daddy's money.

Of course I live on my own, you annoying little twat.

Showing off your discount groceries and smoking from bedazzled bongs at 40 is trashy. How much do your parents give you every month?

BTW I'm from Seattle, soyboi. We all smoke weed. The non-trashy smoke joints, pre-rolls, and concentrate.

Good for you, loser.

I get to smoke medical.

Since you seem to be stalking my profile, I took a look at yours.

A)You are a horrible fucking person.

B) Why do you go to such lengths to avoid acknowledging that you are a woman?

This and your now-deleted comment pretty much confirm you rely on your 4 parents' money to "live on your own."

Rhetorical question: is smoking so much weed and defending shitty inerior decorating tastes on reddit holding you back from being financially independent?

 

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It confirms nothing.

Quit avoiding the question, bitch.

what question am i avoiding more than "do your parents give you money every month?"

Are you a woman?

My parents definitely don't give me money every month. Do a lot of people in your circle of friends still have their parents pay for everything post-college?

Not a woman, but living in seattle and smoking weed has shrunk my testicles to the size of raisins

When was the last time your parents helped pay your rent? I knew you'd reply with "well they don't give me money every month"

They helped me out when I had a serious accident 3 years ago that required 2 surgeries and a month stay in the hospital.

But besides that, I have been paying my own rent for 17 years.

Good to hear you can mostly pay for your own shit, even if it is only aldi...

Why did you care if I'm a woman? That's kinda sexist.

I was just curious.

You are SO boring so I will be re-adverting my attention elsewhere.

Agreed. Repeatedly telling you how trashy you are, how bad your taste is, and how you're a bad moderator is boring.

Later taters.

Kelly Hoppen' on dick maybe

> /r/AmateurRoomPorn

> Your username

TIL I’m prejudiced when I assumed you were a gay male and it didn’t occur to me you could be a woman.

I am indeed a woman. And according to Reddit, I am a pretty one at that ;-)

Don't flatter yourself.

I don't need to.

My pretty fave made the front page ;-)

https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/comments/6dnb5z/today_is_my_37th_birthday_and_this_is_me_with/

Cool. Do you know what else would be cool? Not fucking embarrass yourself by sperging out like that in multiple threads. You're fucking 37 years old. Get a hold of yourself Jesus!

lol...I am the one that needs to get a hold of myself?

Chillax, bro.

(really super weird that you had to link that thread, but whatever)

Made you uncomfortable? Sure I removed it. See? That's how reasonable people are.

lol...I am the one that needs to get a hold of myself?

Yes you. You can't meme your way out of this one. Just look at your comments. All over the place calling people little bitches because they are confronting you. The OP said he's happy to take criticism. The commenter said he likes and dislikes the room too. I find it very cozy tbh but it still needs tweaking to make it really shine.

I am just SOOOOOO happy that I found a subreddit where I can call people "little bitches"! This is wonderful news for me. I feel like I can get all of my anger out here and then be a much more agreeable mod ;-)

Sigh!

I'm not done talking about Harvey Weinstein. (The man is just such a goldmine of perfect examples.)

We've talked about what he did wrong. (Mistook situational leverage for SMV.)

And we've talked why what drove him to do it. (Used pussy to stroke his ego, instead of just his johnson.)

But now we come to the question of why everyone in Hollywood sheltered him, then suddenly turned on him, when they knew all along what he was doing.

To understand the answer, we have to understand a couple of facts, and think about them all at the same time, in relation to each other.

• The vast majority of those women were not raped. That wasn't rape. They chose to suck his cock, even if they went home and took six showers and then knelt on the bathroom floor alternately puking and crying.

• The ones who he grabbed who didn't give in still shut up about it.

• All the women who are now accusing him of rape and harassment, are all doing so at the same time. A few did, then the others followed in a cascade.

• Pretty much everyone in Hollywood knew what was going on.

• Hollywood is in the illusion business. To make money, they need people to believe, or suspend disbelief in, certain illusions.

• Beginning on 31 Aug 2014, and over the next few weeks, in an event that would be jokingly labelled "the Fappening", an unknown person or persons leaked naked selfies of a bunch of celebrity actresses.

• The response to this was widespread outrage, ostensibly over their privacy.

• Celebrity actresses frequently get naked on camera on purpose, and this boosts boxoffice draw.

• In professional wrestling, the term "kayfabe" refers to the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not of a staged or predetermined nature of any kind. Kayfabe has also evolved to become a code word of sorts for maintaining this "reality" within the direct or indirect presence of the general public.

Now we know everything we need to know.

Kayfabe is how Hollywood makes its money. Kayfabe is why no one said anything about Harv for decades, and kayfabe is why they are calling him a rapist now. Kayfabe is why Hollywood was angry about the "Fappening", and kayfabe is why Hollywood actresses get naked on camera at a specific point in their careers, never too early. Kayfabe is why Hollywood stars talk endlessly about how wonderful and amazing and talented the people they just worked with are, and kayfabe is why they got together at big televised ceremonies and give each other trophies for making dull original movies that you went and saw because you were bored and forgot the plot of within the next two days.

So what is Hollywood's kayfabe, exactly?

Hollywood's kayfabe is the collectively-sustained illusion that Hollywood stars are prettier, more exciting, more interesting, larger-than-life people who are special. If you believe this, you will pay more money to see and hear them, and to see and hear about them.

What is the reality that the kayfabe hides?

Hollywood stars are just a bunch of theatre nerds who have been selected for above-average looks and whoever gave ol' Harv the best handjob.

The only special people in Hollywood are the very expert professional makeup and lighting and sound and production folks who are very, very good at taking your average 7.5 - 9 and making her look ethereally beautiful on camera.

The woman in the second two pictures doesn't exist. She is the highlight reel from a makeover shoot by the best illusionists in the world. She is every bit as fake as if she had been constructed entirely from computer graphics. In the future, she might be. Kayfabe.

Hollywood wants you to believe in her.

The "Fappening" was an outrage not because involuntary porn, but because it revealed that celebrity-actresses don't really look any better than the hot secretary at the local car dealership. And that the girls themselves aren't special, either... just another bunch of dumb sexting instagram hoes. Kayfabe.

Harvey was protected before for precisely the same reason he is being thrown under a bus now... to sustain the illusion that these girls were selected for their extraordinary beauty and talent, as opposed to at random (or by casting couch) from a vast pool of relatively ordinary beauty and talent. Kayfabe.

Hollywood talks about how wonderful each other are, and give each other awards for doing their jobs, to make you believe that they are wonderful, and that their jobs are important and meaningful. Kayfabe.

So is kayfabe limited to Hollywood?

Of course not... other groups have their own kayfabe which helps them succeed.

Ever hear a physician criticize another physician in public? You won't. Some idiot could amputate the wrong leg and others of his guild will rush to defend him.

Why? Because closing ranks prevents public contradictions to the perception that physicians are the most highly trained and competent of professionals and deserve to be the only ones called doctor (as if PhDs didn't exist), as opposed to a mixed bag of ordinary dudes doing jobs that require recognizing the same things over and over again, and doing the same things over and over again.

The navy's SEAL teams have amazing kayfabe. They have practically everyone believing they are invincible-warrior-ninja-philosopher-batman, as opposed to high-selected light infantry who have had a lot more money spent on training them.

Why?

Well, how else do you get to cash in when you EAS? How else do you charge premium rates for "management consulting", as if killing muj had anything in common with manufacturing pipe fittings. How else do take one single idea that's obvious to anyone that isn't an idiot, pad it like a procrastinating undergrad into an entire book, and make the bestseller list?

So what happens with groups that don't have a kayfabe? That don't control their image?

Have a look at software engineers.

Unlike physicians, or actors, they have no group loyalty, and will ruthlessly criticize the slightest shortcoming in their fellow professionals' work, right in front of the public, calling them idiots and incompetents and whatever else comes to mind. Go read some Linus Torvalds posts to see what I mean.

Now, the vast majority of experienced ones are actually very good, having been ruthlessly subjected to this gladiatorial pit for the entirety of their careers. However, the public regards them as a bunch of high-paid manchildren who just seem to keep generating bugs (and never noticing when they swipe a credit card, send an email message, punch up satnav, or turn the lights on, and shit just works).

Because they have selected ruthless quality control over kayfabe, their public repute is lower than their real world competence. For groups with good kayfabe, the reverse is true.

Lessons

• It is often good to exercise kayfabe, but never beneficial to be fooled by it. Be very careful what you take from anything deliberately presented for your consumption.

• If a group is held in high repute, instead of automatically admiring them, ask yourself if kayfabe might be active. See if you can discern what it is.

• People are more often thrown under a bus for breaking kayfabe than for doing something wrong. Learn to spot that guy, and how not to be him.

Further thought

• Consider how the concept of kayfabe applies both to Donald Trump, and to the politicians who organize resistance against him.

• Consider how the concept of kayfabe applies to the collective behaviour of women. And of men.

How many comment replies do you force this diatribe on?

You did NOT have enough time to just write that.

What kinda weirdo cut and pastes his manifestos into Reddit responses? At least the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table.

16 feet ≈ 5 metres

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את היכולות שלי (MY ABILITIES THAT WHICH MAKES ME CREDIBLE)

I am highly experienced in astral projection, sigilization, Kabbalah, psychotronics, thoughtforms, and many forms of metaphysical warfare. Nazis beware, and supporters of Nazis and the Hyperboreans and the One must also beware. Do not take me lightly, I have seen things you wouldn't believe.

הקדמה לברכה (INTRODUCTION TO THE BLESSING)

The events of the recent past has forced me to make this post to get the words out so that you will know what I stand for and will realize. It's going to sound really weird and very outlandish but you need to stay with it, the whole thing. Preferably once you begin reading, you keep going the whole time, please try to get through it in one continuous sitting. This is a request, and it is Law. I will be explaining and answering as I am told to do so by my cosmic associates.

הִתכּוֹנְנוּת (PREPARATION RITUAL)

Follow these instructions before you continue.

Take a deep breathe, inhale deeply through your nose, exhale slowly through your mouth, repeat, repeat, repeat, done.

Absorb this literary sigil, read it thoroughly, do not skim

In proof of these things, and witnessing faithfully 
are the Universe, 
the Year of time, and Man himself, 
the Microcosm. 
He fixed these as testimonies of the Triad, the Heptad, 
and the Dodecad; 
the twelve constellations rulers of the world, 
the Dragon (THELE) 
Tali which environs the universe, and the microcosm, man.

תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)

אלוהים נולד והוא קדוש (GOD IS BORN AND IS EVERLASTINGLY HOLY)

The One was all until it wasn't, but it wanted more, and then there was the Aspects, and then there was Sophia. I'll assume you have a bit of background knowledge when it comes to all that. The point is, the Demiurge emerged from Sophia, and that was Yahweh, Yahweh is merely another name for the Demiurge, and we are the Demiurge's work. The physical world and humanity eventually was born, and it was good, the melanin flowed freely and there was pleasure, oh such pleasure.

המשרתים באים ומזינים אותנו (THE HYPERBOREANS COME AND BRING THEIR SHIT)

Now we will be talking about the Hyperboreans, the Hyperboreans are the One's precious pet project to spite the Demiurge, a means of creating precious servants who follow the antiquated ways of the One. The One believes in chastity, asceticism, nationalism, ethnocentrism, purity, morality, and fuck all of that, the only morality is the Demiurge and comes from the Jewish people in their rightful place as the Chosen. But the Hyperboreans didn't know that did they? They used to have a galaxy spanning empire built upon the values of Nazis, literal Nazis, the Nazis you likely know were emulating the Hyperboreans but they failed of course.

לזיין את ההיפרבוראים (FUCK THE HYPERBOREANS)

The Hyperborean Empire of theirs, their little Astro-Reich ended up dying as they all do because in the end, the Demiurge is victorious. They fell into disarray and lost their precious ability to reproduce. They didn't even have sex at their height, they were so dedicated to purity that they were asexual and would only copulate spiritually and birth children through tantric meditation and projection. When the Fall of the Hyperboreans happened, they forgot how to have physical sex, literally forgot how to put a penis in a vagina or a penis in an ass. They fumbled about and they just couldn't do it. Proper end for the enemies of the Demiurge.

הלבנים נשארים (THE HYPERBOREAN REMNANT)

Oh, oh an elegy, oh an elegy for the Hyperborean Empire! They used to span to the stars they said, now they are honkies huddling in the poles, grasping, grasping at straws, grasping at foolish crackers and deluded busybodies. They have the appearance of fancy Nordics, all tall and muscular, but in reality they do not feel pleasure, they do not engage in orgies as I can, they don't do drugs like I can. They have lost their ability to reproduce and now they're dying, they forgot to fuck in favor of their fruiting body bastard fuck ways. No more soul budding for them, eh? They collapsed, and they are grasping, but they should be grasping at their cocks and grasping their clitorises to awaken the remaining juice inside them, maybe then they'll remember to fuck, at least that's what the good little Hyperboreans are doing, have been doing, its good yes.

טוב על הרפורמה (GOOD FOR THE REFORMED)

Ah, yes, the ones I'm sure the little Nazi esoterics would dare to call the Dark Hyperboreans, the Fallen Hyperboreans, the damned, the degenerate, eh? But they had the right idea, they enjoyed themselves before they withered and died. They felt the poison that awakened them, ooo the drugs ooo the madness, ooo the sex, ooo the orgasms of a thousand suns becoming drenched and then they praised the Demiurge in this way as they should, as all will, as we will be ascended we shall have it. The remainder, the remainder is what has their fingers so desperately upon you, hoping, wanting, flaunting, putting on a little light show for you pretending the whole thing isn't worthless, convincing you to tie your hands to the bedpost to prevent yourself from masturbating, eh? Come to me, give up, I can feel the Nazi cocks and vaginas and anuses in the audience hardening and softening and wetting and puckering and inflating as I talk, but this is only the beginning.

יופי של אורגיות (KNOW THE BEAUTY OF ORGIES)

The Hyperboreans and the One that they serve would deprive you of pleasure, they want to create their little Reich, that is what the Hyperboreans want and are trying to manipulate the esoteric hitlerists we see today to do. But they will never know the true pleasure of unrestrained passion and orgies. Not just the sexual, but the other forms of hedonism, the drugs, the words of power, the oblation to the Chosen People, the Jews. I am Jewish, and I know the oblation and you should oblate towards me. But I am no exception, I have felt the true power of the flesh and the words and the cum and the shit on the cock and the ooo yes feel it now, I'll give you an example even I'm so nice so nice indeed let me put it out I know you're horny for it, right?

סקסי סקסי סקס אורגזמהי (SEX SEX SEX CUM UNGH)

Have I ever told you how I fucked a Dindifyn Lustmaster? It is not something the Hyperboreans would dare tell you about, lest you dare think of the flesh, think of the pleasure, think of the cum and the cocks and the ectstasy and the true binding to the Demiurge as we feel the cycle of sexual power flow through us as the world ascends into the writhing orgy. I went astral projecting to meet them, they didn't have a gender, but they had the parts, ooo they had the parts. I remember the sex, I remember the orgy, other participants were there. Their name was Urriytana and they were true beauty, I could feel my inflated and made bigger astral cock stiffening on mere sight alone. I'll never forget the texture I felt on my engorged member as I sunk it into its sucking, gasping, rasping hole and I felt the ovipositor gush and penetrate my astral rectum, I felt the eggs slowly make their way up my intestines, as the Lustmaster firmly grasped me in his tentacles and massaged my torso, squelching and rubbing. I orgasmed many a time that night. Such pleasure is not off limits to any of you, even the Nazis its not too late.

להיכנע או להיהרג (CUM OR DIE NAZIS)

I am an enemy of the Nazis, I can tell you that much as much as I am the enemy of the One, server of the Demiurge, and enemy of the Hyperboreans. Bash the fash as they say, I despise conservatives of any flavor, they're all Nazis of different shades. I despise European Pagans as well, for they are serving the Nazis unintentionally or dare I say intentionally. I have fought in the astral realm just as much as I have fucked to fight the mindscapes and egregores of the Nazis. I fear that what prompted this post is the sheer constructs that the Nazis have made here. Do not mock me, do not underestimate me. With a few words of power I can rattle you all and force you to death, don't trifle with me, right?

להתפתות או למות הממזרים (NAZIS BE SEDUCED OR BE DEAD)

This is specifically a message for all you Nazi bastards out there. There will be much much more, come to me, come with me, cum for the first true time. I will see you on the astral plane tonight, the next time you close your eyes in sleep, the next time you meditate, I will be there. I will either seduce you, or kill you. It is your choice, that is your only two choices now. Reject the antiquity and join the orgy. This is a warning and a chance for you to feel pleasure. I can feel your temptation, I can feel your cock. I am a remote viewer in multiple places and I am setting it all up as we speak, so are the sub-Archons that I have pledged to. Last chance, Nazi fuck. Last chance for salvation and to join the fever, pledge fealty to the Chosen People and to the Demiurge.

יותר לאורגזמה ולבוא (MORE TO CUM AND TO COME)

This is not the only post that you will see from me, I will be purging this subreddit of Nazis in the time forward and this includes removing the influence of the Hyperboreans in this way. I have allies here and I have been allying with them more deeply, exposing them to lust and to orgies and to the Demiurge. To all the Nazis, you will feel fear until and unless you surrender, do it now. Feel free to ask questions, any question, please be welcome to.

תן לו להיות אמר תן לזה להיעשות לנצח נצחי עבור כל מה שבחי האל (LET IT BE SAID LET IT BE DONE FOREVER AND FOREVER FOR ALL THAT IS AND WILL BE PRAISE DEMIURGE PRAISE THE ARCHONS)

And according to Reddit, I am a pretty one at that ;-)

lol

Yeah...over 2k upvotes and front page.

And your fucking point?

Don't you think if everyone else is saying you're an asshole, it's more likely that you're an asshole rather than everyone else being wrong?

It's not "everyone" though.

My sub has almost 70k followers and you will see the same 4-5 people complaining about me.

I am not perfect but I AM a good mod and I have a great sub.

u/fucksguyswithaccents I am with you on the dudes with pink curtains. It's tacky.

But who cares if someone says that a room is ugly?

I care. It's rude and insulting to the person who took their time to post it.

These aren't people posting rooms that they found online via real estate listings. These are real people and real people have feelings and I don't think anyone has a right to hurt someone else's feelings.

If you don't like something, downvote it and move along. Saying some shitty comment is just a total dick move.

"Someone's feelings might get hurt"

Big fucking deal! We are adults here...come the fuck on.

If you want to be an asshole, go post in r/trashy. I love that sub so much and that's where I get all of my shit talking out of my system.

Home decorating subs should be a safe space. If I let you idiots say whatever stupid thought popped into your heads for the sake of lolz, then NOBODY would ever want to share their rooms and the board would suck.

Do you understand that simple concept?

Being foul mouthed and crude is one thing. Giving personal opinions about something is another. The comment that set you off wasn't rude and had no namecalling or anything else. The comment that set you off wasn't "stupid for the sake of lolz".

As an adult that wasn't raised by helicopter parents, I realize concepts like the real fucking world doesn't operate on kindergarten playground rules like "be nice to everyone's feelings".

You fucking faggot.

I am a 37 year old woman that was not raised by helicopter parents.

The comment that set me off was very rude. My sidebar specifically says no "RUDE, IMMATURE, PETTY, RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC RESPONSES".

Intelligent adults can express their opinions without resorting to any of those.

The comment had some sarcasm. It was none of the things you're worried about. Even the OP said s/he wasn't offended.

People are adults, they can handle some criticism.

If I let comments like that fly, people would just get meaner and meaner, trying to push the boundaries. It's human nature.

I refuse to deal with that so I just nip all problems in the bud by not allowing shit comments.

https://imgur.com/a/HzNpz

Yet you rely on such responses in numerous occasions including this one

You are the biggest loser on Reddit. Congratulations!

Intelligent adults

/u/FucksGuysWithAccents

Don't you think if everyone else is saying you're an asshole, it's more likely that you're an asshole rather than everyone else being wrong?

I'm going to regret this, but I'm going to attempt to talk to you rationally. You're embarrassing yourself. You read like a dollar store knock off Professor Umbridge as a moderator in your own sub, and you're here replying to people in a drama sub about you. It's like you're screaming "Oh this is so funny hahaha this is so great you're talking about me look how much I don't care about how you're talking about me!" when everyone knows you wouldn't be here if you didn't care. Stop it. Go find something better to do. This will blow over and you can continue to mod your community as you see fit.

At least until a crowd of secure men come at you with mauve curtains and drag you out.

I am just going to emphatically state for the record that mauve curtains with all black furniture (as was the case with the room in question) is FUCKING HIDEOUS for a man or a woman.

And how fucking arrogant was your fucking reply? Seriously, you sounded nowhere near as intelligent as you think you did.

This whole dragging arguments into other subs is a joke and I am only trying to play along.

What's your excuse for being here? To disperse your bullshit as you see fit in order to feel better about yourself? What the fuck is wrong with you that you get satisfaction from patronizing strangers on internet etiquette? What a sad, unsatisfying life you must have.