The Cake Factory
When this nigga bent over
I damn near lost my mind
Round and brown
The way I like it.
Smacked it hard
And saw candy fall out
Half expected Oompa Loompas
To come from under the bed.
Nigga was Wonka status,
So I showed him my golden ticket.
Yeah, I was wondering that myself. The same with how he describes his bussy 'getting wet'. I mean, even if he means lube, general arousal or whatever you immediately think 'whaat, he shit himself?'
But fr
It's the sound it make
That I love the most
That boy fart and squirt
Wtf? It's like he's trying to be as unsexy as possible.
12 comments
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-23
Just wow. I'll let you find the rest of it for yourselves. I've been laughing for an hour straight.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23
Dat ass tho 🍑👌
1 nunast 2017-10-23
No one likes you and your cartoon novelty account.
1 nunast 2017-10-23
No one likes you and your cartoon novelty account.
1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-23
This, but unironically.
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1 better_bot 2017-10-23
/r/lmao_this_guy
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-10-23
is he talking about shit falling out of a ass
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-23
Yeah, I was wondering that myself. The same with how he describes his bussy 'getting wet'. I mean, even if he means lube, general arousal or whatever you immediately think 'whaat, he shit himself?'
Wtf? It's like he's trying to be as unsexy as possible.
1 giroth 2017-10-23
Are you sure you're attracted to bussy?
There are millions of disgusting gussies out there you might like better
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-23
I love gussy, but I hate women :/ What do?
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-23
No but I wish they did.
1 Thhueros 2017-10-23
Be the change you want to see in the world.
1 pizzashill 2017-10-23
I'm calling for a complete and total shut down of normies coming into /r/drama until we can figure out what's going on.
1 poctakeover 2017-10-23
the last page 😛