I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
He was literally charged because the condom "broke" was he was sexing two women, one who had a tie to the CIA, and talked to each other about the sex and then asked the police to step in.
In Sweden every damn thing is rape so of course it was considered super-rape and USA put a hit out on him to throw him in Gitmo for life (even though the charges weren't exactly close to felony levels).
HOWEVER, and this is important to note, IF we throw Julian Assange under the bus we can virtue signal about how Sweden is the rape capitol of the planet even worse than Apple sweatshops in Vietnam. This of course implies bad things about migrants as well, so I sort of feel bad taking this agendapost action.
Luckily, I'm a piece of shit online and just flip flop between to two to piss people off.
On 19 May 2017, the Swedish prosecutors dropped their investigation into the rape accusation against Assange and applied to revoke the European arrest warrant.
Top prosecutor Marianne Ny said his arrest warrant was being revoked as it was impossible to serve him notice.
[...]
At a press briefing on Friday, Ms Ny said that by remaining in the embassy in London Mr Assange had evaded the exercise of the European Arrest Warrant (EAW) that would have seen him extradited to Sweden.
They dropped it because they can't proceed while he's hiding in an embassy. If he leaves and they can pursue, she said they could reopen the investigation.
That's an important bit to leave out. It's not like they just decided he didn't rape a girl.
Sweden finally admitted that the whole thing was cooked up.
On 19 May 2017, the Swedish prosecutors dropped their investigation into the rape accusation against Assange and applied to revoke the European arrest warrant.
He's hiding from the UK government now on some technicality that nobody cares about:
The Metropolitan Police have indicated that an arrest warrant is still in force for Assange's failure to surrender himself to his bail.
Sweden finally admitted the whole thing was cooked up bs:
It’s actually because they can’t prosecute anything when the suspect is hiding out in a foreign embassy for years on end, in order to avoid legal charges.
This is true, but only so much as that male feminist seek to take on feminine traits, such as manipulation, sexual perversion and predilection for assault and lying.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-23
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking junkie piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
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1 icefourthirtythree 2017-10-23
On point snappy!
1 botchlings 2017-10-23
The Rape investigation against Assange was dropped earlier this year.
Beyond that, he's 100% on point.
1 Mayor_of_tittycity 2017-10-23
Wasn't it dropped because the statute of limitations ran out? Or whatever the Swedish equivalent of that is.
1 telandrias 2017-10-23
He was literally charged because the condom "broke" was he was sexing two women, one who had a tie to the CIA, and talked to each other about the sex and then asked the police to step in.
In Sweden every damn thing is rape so of course it was considered super-rape and USA put a hit out on him to throw him in Gitmo for life (even though the charges weren't exactly close to felony levels).
HOWEVER, and this is important to note, IF we throw Julian Assange under the bus we can virtue signal about how Sweden is the rape capitol of the planet even worse than Apple sweatshops in Vietnam. This of course implies bad things about migrants as well, so I sort of feel bad taking this agendapost action.
Luckily, I'm a piece of shit online and just flip flop between to two to piss people off.
1 YiffMeAssange 2017-10-23
But, throwing Assange under the bus means that we can demonstrate that mayos are rapists too🤔
1 ip_127_0_0_1 2017-10-23
In Sweden as in the UK fucking a woman while she is asleep is considered rape.
1 subpoutine 2017-10-23
HAS FEMINISM GONE TOO FAR?!?
1 shallowm 2017-10-23
I'm pretty sure that's considered rape in your average Western country, because it is.
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-10-23
Except for shitskin on white rape, that's defined as cultural enrichment.
Sweden was a mistake.
1 rewind45 2017-10-23
No hes not. Im a male and i don't think that about male feminist, i just think male feminist are in general kind of retarded.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-23
Wrong. It wasn't dropped.
1 botchlings 2017-10-23
Fucking moron.
READ
On 19 May 2017, the Swedish prosecutors dropped their investigation into the rape accusation against Assange and applied to revoke the European arrest warrant.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-23
disagree
1 pepperouchau 2017-10-23
I'm inclined to side the dude with the cool, cool glasses on this one
1 nunast 2017-10-23
Does he have to pay to live there or are the taxpayers on the hook?
1 throwawayainteasy 2017-10-23
[...]
They dropped it because they can't proceed while he's hiding in an embassy. If he leaves and they can pursue, she said they could reopen the investigation.
That's an important bit to leave out. It's not like they just decided he didn't rape a girl.
1 nanonan 2017-10-23
Two girls. Two girls who never claimed they were raped.
1 cimarafa 2017-10-23
sad day when a botchlings comment is too on an r/drama thread tbqhwyf
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-23
How dare people upvote facts!
1 caffienatedjedi 2017-10-23
Even Botchling is right every once in a while.
1 Think_Once 2017-10-23
FTFY.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-10-23
fuck this gay earth
1 ProgressiveFragility 2017-10-23
Sweden finally admitted that the whole thing was cooked up.
He's hiding from the UK government now on some technicality that nobody cares about:
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-23
It’s actually because they can’t prosecute anything when the suspect is hiding out in a foreign embassy for years on end, in order to avoid legal charges.
1 ProgressiveFragility 2017-10-23
untrue.
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-23
Except it’s entirely true. Poor rapey weirdo.
1 ProgressiveFragility 2017-10-23
well no, but i see you're angry and projecting, so let's just agree to disagree
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-23
I’m neither angry nor projecting, and you’re merely incorrect.
1 ProgressiveFragility 2017-10-23
sure
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-23
Glad you’ve come around.
1 makes_people_cringe 2017-10-23
Thanks for correcting the record, friend
1 glmox 2017-10-23
takes one to know one it seems
1 ProgressiveFragility 2017-10-23
i don't think he's a feminist in the contemporary sense
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-23
'rape' accusation.
Anyone who believes the most obvious CIA honey-pot in history is a self-evident retard.
So of course, /u/glmox is up on top shilling it.
1 glmox 2017-10-23
im just here so i dont get fined
1 DontTrustRedditors 2017-10-23
I constantly call people out over bullshit. I'm not even sure you're the guy I'm thinking of.
1 glmox 2017-10-23
cool life
1 HivemindBuster 2017-10-23
On the other hand Assange has that creepy rapist vibe.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-23
So much butthurt seriousposting up in here
1 weniscommander 2017-10-23
In /r/drama, there is only either butthurt seriousposting or butthurt shitposting. 100% butthurt 100% of the time.
1 Notthehalf 2017-10-23
Hot!
#Lifegoals
1 The_DJSeahorse 2017-10-23
We prefer the term "bussyblasted" tbh fam.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-10-23
le relevant username xdxd
1 Notthehalf 2017-10-23
Probably one of the most intelligent things he's said.
1 Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-10-23
wtf how does twitter give him the character limit upgrade and not trump. are they retarded?
1 EarnestNoMeta 2017-10-23
i doubt the cheeto in chief could make much use of it.
1 captainpriapism 2017-10-23
i dont think anyone ever believed assange raped anyone
its just swedes being swedish
1 Valdincan 2017-10-23
This is true, but only so much as that male feminist seek to take on feminine traits, such as manipulation, sexual perversion and predilection for assault and lying.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-10-23
Ecuador kicking him out when a