Resident /r/drama tumour Ed_butteredtoast is called out and spergs all over this random thread

You keep saying "I'm an alt" and then you link a bunch of people no one even knows. Who is my main that you think I am? This vast conspiracy against you just makes you look like a fucking retard.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

r/therewasanattempt

1 nunast 2017-10-23

What's that? The attempt your parents made in your upbringing? I agree.

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-23

Just stop

1 nunast 2017-10-23

6 hours ago

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-23

Right now

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-10-23

The conspiracy is how /u/Ed_ButteredToast ever gets upvoted into visibility.

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

His comments are often a good source of drama.

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-10-23

copypasta and emojis are not drama.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

But pinging and baiting people from other linked threads is unlike "lol kys mayocide libirulz right wingers" comments. Smh

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-10-23

Not an argument.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

[meme]

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

Not the comments themselves, no. But the butthurt they cause.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

posts in KIA

Of course he's going to complain about me because of comments like these lol

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-10-23

People with your level of autism have to be put down for the betterment of society as a whole.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

Your comment also can be read as...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Keep yourself safe buddy 😘

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-10-23

You're a very sad empty hollow little man Ed. You probably even feel threatened that people don't enjoy your retarded comments, I pity you really.

Have you ever considered posting something original that isn't an incoherent string of memes?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

caring about ethics in gaming journalism

Yeah buddy I feel bad that do that in current yeah! Boo hoo :(

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-10-23

I just like seeing feminists outed as cheating sluts and rapists to be quite honest. Plus most women are just awful human beings.

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-23

I'm not so big on gaming, but this sounds pretty neat tbh. Count me in.

1 better_bot 2017-10-23

If Ed wasn't upvoted we'd all be overwhelmed by the seriousposting.

1 aqouta 2017-10-23

Well there is though.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

caring about meme points

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Caring about meme points, then not caring about meme points while you ping people to come help you fight on the internet

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-23

You care enough to downvote people who disagree with you, right? 😜😜😜

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

https://i.imgur.com/k391bkN.jpg ( ˘ ³˘)♥

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-23

Thx!! ๑•́ㅿ•̀๑) ᔆᵒʳʳᵞ

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

My heart! The little weasel stole me heart! 😍 i want one now! 😩

1 supergauntlet 2017-10-23

are you the guy that keeps following ed around

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Didn't I just say he keeps pinging me accusing me of being 9 different accounts? As if a bunch of no names are in some big conspiracy against him.

1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-10-23

what do you mean by no names? also, why are you obsessed with edna? leave her alone!!

1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-23

The only thing lamer than being obsessed with a terrible shitposter is creating a dick sucking novelty account for that same terrible shitposter.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

Ed is afraid that /u/nunast and the rest of the ~~Illuminati~~ ~~FBI~~ vast conspiracy against him will finally catch up to him

1 supergauntlet 2017-10-23

oh jeez

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

The meme arrow is a plague on my life rn tbh. I can’t escape it, it mocks me relentlessly whenever provoked, it laughs at me when I sleep.

help me stop it :(

1 supergauntlet 2017-10-23

that's gay lol

1 OldOrder 2017-10-23

Not an argument

1 Yiin 2017-10-23

>how do i markdown?

1 Mother_Jabubu 2017-10-23

Begin post with backslash

1 LemonScore 2017-10-23

Put a backslash (the one on the left of your keyboard) before the formatting you want to escape.

1 wow___justwow 2017-10-23

BOTH SLASHES ARE ON THE EXACT SAME SIDE OF THE KEYBOARD AND IT IS NOT THE LEFT SIDE WAKE THE FUCK UP

1 Yiin 2017-10-23

Saving

1 LemonScore 2017-10-23

On the British keyboard layout it's on the left. Sorry that whatever country you're from has inferior design.

1 wow___justwow 2017-10-23

lol the fuck did britain ever do to deserve its own keyboard what the fuck honestly and unironically sink the islands IMO

1 RudyGiuliani_AG 2017-10-23

haha you're a faggot

1 GeauxHouston22 2017-10-23

.>

kys

1 Basically_Trash 2017-10-23

We say it (un)ironically all the time and the meme is run into the ground at this point, but this right here. THIS is why we so desperately need mayocide.

1 nunast 2017-10-23

If you're not careful, Ed will start to autistically send every single comment you make to archive.is.

Because that makes a shitload of sense and isn't a sign of mental illness.

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-23

Where did ed touch you for you to be like this?

1 nunast 2017-10-23

It was on my left testicle.

Right after he randomly started pinging me saying I was 9 different accounts. Dude is a serious mental case.

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-23

Lmao, you bust the Ed_ButteredToast conspiracy wide open, bud. It'll be the next Pizzagate

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Isn't the conspiracy that I'm a dozen different people and he's started to archive every comment that I make? What conspiracy am I on about?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/783mm8/comment/dor3mid/

1 nunast 2017-10-23

You're one of the biggest "lol he posts in T_D" posters in this sub and you're proud of that?

That's heckin wiggle teehee!

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

Anyone who unironically posts in TD KIA should be gassed tbqh famalam. No go REEEEEEEEEEEE along :D

1 nunast 2017-10-23

So wtf are you talking about mong?

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-23

This has really affected you, hasn't it?

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Not in the slightest. I adore kooks and this is r/drama.

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-23

Is that why you're sperging out over multiple posts?

1 nunast 2017-10-23

You mean replying to your comments?

Ed isn't going to fuck you bruh.

1 Thot_Crusher 2017-10-23

Ed isn't going to fuck you bruh.

Wrong

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

You're absolutely right 😘

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

How does it feel to be on the bottom of these posts? 😂😂😂😂

Spare us the embarrassment and neck yourself already lol. I have some spare rope lying around somewhere.

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Caring about meme points.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

So this like the 4th of 5th thread you've been shit on. Let's see how much you can sperg before you give in lol. Keep yourself safe usually buddy 😘

3 occasions

Lollllll

1 nunast 2017-10-23

You get shit on every single day in here Ed, I just want to be like you.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

Awww :3

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/783mm8/comment/dor3mid/

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Please archive this comment.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-23

What if Ed is Thotty?

DUN DUN DUUUNNN

1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-10-23

no1curr

kys

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

shhh

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

kys

Chop chop!!

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

Only if you do it first

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

called out

Who hurt you? 😂😂😂

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

Copypasta did :(

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

kys

The solution to all butthurt my friend! Try it or your money back! Bamboozle free guarantee™

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

Hmmm, can you try it first?

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-23

Probably shit tier power users like you. :)

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

Who are you trying to fool anyway lmaooo. Already try to talk differently from nunast https://archive.is/acsWj https://archive.is/ixK1R.

Also I've seen you both sperg out against comedic Sans. I wonder why? Hmmm?(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-23

Everyone in this sub has done the drama shit with Comedic Sans. Everyone.

You paranoid fucking schizo.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

Keep yourself safe buddy! I'll be always here for you 😘

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-23

That's what I thought. Whackadoo.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

/u/Comedicsans remember the good old days?

I'll ping /u/AnnoysTheGoys and u/Rachel_hazmat too because this post is gonna be archive in a few hours anyway :p

1 ComedicSans 2017-10-23

Lol you rebel. How did you even find this?!

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

I was looking for something in my saved posts. One thing led to another and ta da!! We're here!! /u/SDIHTD's comments HAVE NOT aged well I tell ya!! 😂

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

check this one out too! https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/7785j0/srsposting_in_my_rdrama_its_more_common_than_youd/dojzpkg/

he had such a YUGE hate boner for u lmfao

1 Rachel_Hazmat 2017-10-23

Lol. I kinda miss him now 😁

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

I bet he's still around ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-23

power users

You really like that phrase

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-23

You breath air, Hitler did too.

You're obviously my alt.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-23

Nah, I'm funny & entertaining.

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-23

Hey! I'm one of the accounts Ed thinks is in on the big conspiracy against him!

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

I said it before and I'll say it again, if he's such a cancer, then stop making threads/posts about him you obsessive invalids. All publicity is good publicity.

Personally, I don't get how one person's mildly funny posts can cause so much ass-hurt. Even botchlings is seen as more of an entertainment than a pest here.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

tbh, no one cares about your opinion

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

tbh, no one cares about your meth-induced spergouts but you subject us to them nevertheless.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

was this a lame attempt at reversing my diss? weak

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

lame attempt

And we are going to forget at this pathetic attempt of your post where you're sperging out? Who are you trying to fool anyway fam 😂

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

Sorry, is this meant to be English? I think you’ve been speaking copypasta for too long

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

r/therewasanattempt

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-23

And we are going to forget at this pathetic attempt of your post where you're sperging out?

WUT

1 nunast 2017-10-23

r/therewasanattempt at English.

1 nunast 2017-10-23

r/therewasanattempt at English.

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

You literally just responded with "no,u". There was not diss to reverse.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

You literally just responded with "no,u"

But that’s what you litterally did, tbh included and all but whatever

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

It was all the effort your comment deserved. And yet, you still managed to get ass-blasted over it.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

It was all the effort your comment deserved.

Thanks for confirming it was high effort

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

Thank you for confirming your comprehension skills are about equal to those of a clam.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

I think you mean infant, not invalid. Invalids can read. I’m surprised your phone didn’t auto correct it to infant, based on how many times you type it out as a self description.

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

No, I mean invalid. Of the severely braindamaged, drool-to-chin type.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

Then I think you’re looking in a mirror.

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-23

It's amusing...as soon as I make a comment to him he reflexively downvotes it. As if I would care about drama points but it's funny to see how much /u/Ed_ButteredToast cares about those points.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

/u/John_Kvetch

kys

You really need to get on that! Chop chop!

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Hey Ed! Is /u/John_Kvetch my alt too?

I've literally never seen anyone have this large of a breakdown on the internet before. Never.

1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-23

I... I’m /u/nunast too? Why did Mother never tell me?! REEEEEE

1 nunast 2017-10-23

Start archiving every single comment.

1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-23

Tbf /u/botchlings is the jewel of /r/Drama

1 Matues49 2017-10-23

Ikr?

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-23

this but unironically

1 Assy-McGee 2017-10-23

the first and last time this will ever be true

1 pepperouchau 2017-10-23

Seriously, didn't these people's ~~moms~~ second dads teach them not to give attention seekers what they want

1 Ed_ButthurtToast 2017-10-23

never ping me or my wife's son again😁😁😁

1 Ed_BussyToast 2017-10-23

Who the fuck are you anyway?

1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-10-23

hahahahaha

/u/Ed_ButthurtToast why the fuck do you have so many fan accounts??

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

¯\_(ツ) _/¯

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-23

Ed is the fucktard we can't get angry at so we just imitate him instead

1 hubbertp 2017-10-23

/u/Ed_ButteredToast this paranoid meltdown is not a good look, seriously. Epic like I've ever seen, but not a good look.

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-23

/u/Ed_ButteredToast

🎺🎺🎺 TAKE A BOTTLE OF TYLENOL

1 BigLordShiggot 2017-10-23

Ed_ButteredToast is a dumb cunt who should be tied up in a sack and beaten with a stick

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

Big if true

1 Frank_Tenpenny 2017-10-23

that's my fetish

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-23

Hey /u/Ed_ButteredToast you embarrassing little weirdo, I am not u/nunast's alt so please don't add me to your conspiracy list!

1 hubbertp 2017-10-23

/u/Ed_ButteredToast this paranoid meltdown is not a good look, seriously. Epic like I've ever seen, but not a good look. Please don't forget to overdose on something tonight and die in your sleep, alone with your copypasta and emojis.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-23

Hey /u/hubbertp stop deleting stuff man 😂 I'm not gonna hurt you

1 Mircy 2017-10-23

Don't think cancer beats cancer