r/drama: 🌿🌿👀🌿🌿psst...hey kid, c'mere🌿🌿👀🌿🌿

🌿🔦👴🏻 would you look at that...our friend has fallen asleep right next to us! I wonder what he did today to just fall asleep like that in the bushes... I'm getting a little bit tired too...maybe both of us can get some rest, then we can use the sunlight to look at the cool thing I found tomorrow. I feel like it has a story to tell. But for now, we're safe in the bushes, and I'm going to sleep. 👀🌿 🌝

1 goofylimp 2017-10-25

What a journey, snally. May you dream of fluffy usenet sheep.

1 DistortedLines 2017-10-25

This is so cute

1 grungebot5000 2017-10-25

ρяомотιοη

1 redrobin65 2017-10-25

What the actual fuck

1 Yiin 2017-10-25

It's not real till you got some crystal.

1 rewind45 2017-10-25

Ok ill go inside........

Here i am.... inaide the bushes.

🌲🌳🌳🌳👀🌳🌳🌳🌳

What now?

1 snallygaster 2017-10-25

🌿🔦👴🏻Wow, somebody else came to join me! Now crawl over to that whippersnapper here so I can show you what I found! You'll never seen anything like it...I hadn't!🌿

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-25

Ma'am, we received a call about a group of people peeping in on /u/ComedicSans in the shower through his window. I'm afraid you're all gonna have to come out now 👮 🔦🌿🌿🌿

1 snallygaster 2017-10-25

wrong bushes jackass, that's just some random junkie a mile down

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-25

Ma'am, you're the only junkie here that matches the description. If you won't be compliant with this bush stop I'm gonna have to detain you until you calm down and cooperate. 👮🔦🌿🌿🌿🔒

1 snallygaster 2017-10-25

🌿🌿I am am not a junkie...and I am not a woman. I just turned my flashlight off and we're all going to sleep...could you please just leave us alone and harass the women a few bushes down? She tried to ask me to pay for sex while I was walking here in the neighborhood...you definitely want her...she's sleeping a few bushes down surrounded by wine bottles...🌿🌿

1 sevp 2017-10-25

can I join?

1 GunOfSod 2017-10-25

Found her

1 BlueSerene 2017-10-25

I'm not supposed to talk to strangers in the internet. 🙄

1 weniscommander 2017-10-25

downboated

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-25

Motorboated

1 weniscommander 2017-10-25

Snally? You lucky dog.

1 wokeaspie 2017-10-25

Hey, there's no candy in here!

1 AlohaWarrior34 2017-10-25

Gas yourself.

1 DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-10-25

1 GoMLism 2017-10-25

are you okay snally?

1 Yiin 2017-10-25

H8gh-posting is surely a crisis.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJAk8yhAP0k

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ

1 TheGhostOfRichPiana 2017-10-25

pm me pics of your snallygaster plz

1 Yiin 2017-10-25

What's the best stuff for 20$ a gram in the Midwest? Asking for an interested party:me.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2017-10-25

What sort of high are you looking for?

1 Yiin 2017-10-25

Already answered thanks.

1 Etra 2017-10-25

$20 can get you 3x 20 mg Adderall XR capsules or 4x 20 mg generic Adderall tablets.

XR is much smoother on the come-up and come-down, will last for about 12 hours, but takes about 40 minutes to take effect. The tablets you can crush and snort to get super high really quickly but they only last about 8 hours and the come-down is super rough.

Oh, and if you can get it, taking Vicodin with Adderall is like a weak, but still very euphoric and enjoyable version of a speedball. Keep anti-nausea medication nearby because Vicodin can sometimes make people want to vomit.

1 TrailerParkBride 2017-10-25

Low-quality H laced with fentanyl. The ol' Duluth Dreamboat.

1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-10-25

Is this what getting fisted feels like?

1 Assy-McGee 2017-10-25

more like being suffocated by an obese, loose asshole smothering you entire face thqhwuf

1 SamWhite 2017-10-25

How can you possibly not know that.

1 GhostofRFS 2017-10-25

You're the only reason I come here anymore

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-25

Don't touch my no-no! :(

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

Yes yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ) ͡°

1 shitpost953 2017-10-25

but your flair says oui oui

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

Potato potatoe

1 aliceunknown 2017-10-25

Tomato tomatoe

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

meem maymay

Doesn't have the same ring to it does it? :D

1 shitpost953 2017-10-25

History will remember Dan Quayle favourably... just you wait

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2017-10-25

I'm here for the free candy, puppies, and bussy.

1 MooseHeckler 2017-10-25

"Everything floats down here".

1 I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-10-25

Snally stop being creepy its not even halloween. Why are you trying to lure kids into the bushes?

1 DuBBle 2017-10-25

Hey snally I always think your friendly strolling cat's t-shirt says 'I'm bad mews' - because cats sometimes make a 'mew' sound haha

1 ExilesReturn 2017-10-25

That's Heathcliff you uncultured swine.

1 Etra 2017-10-25

PLEA TO VAGINA-KEEPERS! Ladies, hurl ur muffin at any scumbag that plugs ur hole, but know his un-vetted, wretched spooge does not deserve to drip out of you. Every other female on this PLANET expects MALES to have a SILVERY BACK, n BRIGHT PLUMMAGE n A FANCY NEST! WE are sposeta PROVE we are WORTHY of plunging our cock into you. What are you bitches doing? Thirdwavers n Cosmo want you to be a stupid slut, to match the HOMERS n PETERS! When you fuck/breed with an inferior beta you are denying yourselves a KING, nice guys romance, and our species SUPERIOR COMBINATION!

1 Cruentum 2017-10-25

Is this what happens when people complain about the sub being broring

We get attentionwhores scrambling for epeen? ^{^{^{^{^sadly}}}} ^{^{^{^{^it}}}} ^{^{^{^{^worked}}}} ^{^{^{^{^here}}}}

🌿🌿👀🌿🌿psst...hey kid, c'mere🌿🌿👀🌿🌿

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