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171 2017-10-25 by Ed_ButteredToast

93 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-25

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

No snappy you absolute slut! Almost no one is sexually attracted to pillows. Dakimakuras are comfortable pillows that can help you sleep better, also you can collect different covers for it, they are anime merchandise. I wonder why the "normies" always jump on the idea that you're fucking them, it's just stupid, I mean how would it be a pleasant experience at all? So why would you do it? The answer is you obviously wouldn't. But "normies" always jump on the conclusion that it must be dirty and degenerate if they see stuff like dakis which they don't know anything about. Says a lot more about their mindset than the people who actually own them ...

1 nunast 2017-10-25

So hilarious ed. Wow.

This time, not the previous 9000 times you posted it, it's finally hilarious.

1 Lovemesometoasts 2017-10-25

How obsessed are you if you've seen him post this 9000 times?

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

When you stimulate your prostate thinking about u/Ed_ButteredToast, do you scream "Ed", "Eddie" or the more romantic-sounding "Edward"?

1 nunast 2017-10-25

Do you have a special ring tone on your phone when Ed texts you to come help him on the internet?

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-25

> Assuming every meme account on /r/drama isn't actually a sock of /u/Ed_ButteredToast

1 nunast 2017-10-25

Just the same three idiot mods. Look at the upvotes for this garbage. Like, how many pathetic discord chats are they passing the link around in?

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-25

20 people upvoted this. There are 568 people here now.

If you don't like it, it would take about 10 people downvoting to kick it off the front page

1 nunast 2017-10-25

I never understood how that "users here now" thing worked. You can make a sub with a nonsense name and in a few hours it will say "5 users here now". Are people actually wandering in from some place that lists newly created subs?

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-25

There are APIs that let you query the latest posts on reddit, then bots harvest that data. It's how services like ceddit work. They crawl every subreddit nearly constantly. But yes, people do check out "new" subs. After a few days it will drop to 1-2 (true bots)

1 nunast 2017-10-25

Neat. Ed and the alts are downvoting me pretty badly right now...they are heavily invested in the Ed persona for some reason.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

I don't need a text or any sort of all alarm. Everytime there's an u/Ed_ButteredToast post, you're bound to be found in the comments sperging out.

1 nunast 2017-10-25

And then you come in white knighting for a grown man that acts childlike on the internet. I kinda understand the attraction, someone raised without a father is drawn to pedos.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

It's actually much simplier than that. I don't come to whiteknight for him, but to laugh at you.

You know, just like all your close "friends" and family did for most of your life.

1 nunast 2017-10-25

Whiteknight for a man some more. It's fun to watch.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

Not as fun as your obsessive trainwreck of a post history, I assure you.

1 nunast 2017-10-25

Was your mom ever married or did your Dad leave when you were a toddler?

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

My dad left when I was about the same time your uncle/dad started sneaking into your room at night.

1 Somenakedguy 2017-10-25

How do you know he's a grown man?

Autistic is a given but I doubt ed is over college aged

/u/ed_butteredtoast care to confirm?

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

Emoji game too strong to be a kid.

Such skills take time to develope.

1 nunast 2017-10-25

Wow, you ran over here real quick.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

I never left, bitch.

1 nunast 2017-10-25

You came running real quick. Good boye.

1 nunast 2017-10-25

The lack of self awareness. It's like someone's Dad trying way, way too hard to be funny.

He and the weirdo that already came running following Ed around are retarded.

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-25

Q: Why would you care about two people fighting on the internet? Why would you insert yourself?

A: Because you have a crush on Ed and you go where he tells you to go.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

That's right, everyone on this sub (at least) is an alt but you. Doc said we should always reply with "yes".

Now drink your milk, burp, eat some cookies and go to bed. Nappy time.

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-25

That was a funny rant and was interesting how you avoided the question.

A: Why would you care about two people having a flame war on the internet? Why are you inserting yourself?

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

Just go to sleep. You'll feel better afterwards.

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-25

Yeah. I figured you would avoid answering that.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

There's nothing to answer, really.

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-25

Why do you involve yourself in a flame war between two other people?

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-25

Why can you always be found inserting yourself in a flame war that involves Ed?

I'll give you three whole guesses.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

Am I supposed to respond to this or you'll delete it, too?

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-25

Tell him to archive my comments.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

I'm pretty sure he does that regardless.

1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-25

🙋‍♀️ I also have a crush on Ed

Just so you know

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

( ˘ ³˘)♥

1 Yiin 2017-10-25

It's more of a hateboner.

1 wow___justwow 2017-10-25

wait i'm confused, who is being the faggot in this situation?

I want to be mad and sperg out at someone but matues distracted me with prostate stimulation and now I can't figure out who i'm supposed to tell to kill themselves.

1 wow___justwow 2017-10-25

Just kill yourself you fucking faggot

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-25

MRW /u/Ed_ButteredToast makes a comment

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

Better download the app I guess. Cause you won't stop doing it lol.

1 umar4812 2017-10-25

kys

1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-10-25

GOOD comment

1 Somenakedguy 2017-10-25

ADMINS

1 PlvGdm 2017-10-25

BENNED

1 ClickableLinkBot 2017-10-25

r/drama_irl

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1 aggressiveshitpost 2017-10-25

Daily reminder that if you post unironically in either SRD, CB2 or SRS you are mentally challanged.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏👏🏾👏🏿

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-25

*challahnged

1 WarSanchez 2017-10-25

Mentally Chamalama-damaged

1 fucknazimodz 2017-10-25

Wats CB2?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

r/circlebroke2

1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-25

The un-released prequel to CB4.

1 darth_stroyer 2017-10-25

Cock and Ball 2chure

1 heavenlytoaster 2017-10-25

Challenged... That's a very friendly way of putting it

1 Solilowey 2017-10-25

mentally abled differently ****

1 WistopherWalken 2017-10-25

Ayyyy that's me!

1 SDIHTD 2017-10-25

All I want for Christmas is for /u/Ed_ButteredToast to stroke out and die in his sleep.

1 Matues49 2017-10-25

in his sleep.

Kudos for keeping up with the holiday spirit and not being sadistic.

1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-25

This is a Kwanza sub buddy take that red suit fatman shit elsewhere

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-10-25

All I want for ~~Christmas~~ Winter Holiday

It's illegal to say that here

1 KateUptonsCumback 2017-10-25

Tbf that’s like the best way you could die.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

He didn't think it all the way through 😂

1 Yiin 2017-10-25

There's also this

1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-25

/u/Ed_ButteredToast could you please Kill Your Self (yes, that's cryptohate)

1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-10-25

GOOD post

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

Thank you! (◡‿◡✿)

!redditsilver

1 RedditSilverRobot 2017-10-25

Here's your Reddit Silver, The_Reason_Trump_Won!

/u/The_Reason_Trump_Won has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/Ed_ButteredToast) info

1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2017-10-25

!redditshekel

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

╰(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━__________ [̲̅₪(̲̅1)̲̅₪]

1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2017-10-25

I want my shekel back.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

1 IM_NUNASTS_ALT 2017-10-25

I've taken better looking shits than this post. Ed needs to take himself and his band of alts off a cliff.

1 OnSnowWhiteWings 2017-10-25

When an SRDine tries to serious post in r/drama

1 Hellkyte 2017-10-25

What ever happened with SRDx2, or the popcorn stand? I feel like those fit a certain niche that people keep trying to fill out here in Drama.

1 Yiin 2017-10-25

They died and people migrated to the obvious choice. End of story.

Besides /r/Drama was already TPS, with an outside bent.

1 wokeaspie 2017-10-25

I just want to say that this sub is consistently one of the funniest communities on the internet, and that's mostly because of me. Praise my wit, you spergs!

1 Dungold 2017-10-25

Get out normie REEE

1 Aluzky 2017-10-25

I call dibs on the left one.

1 Think_Once 2017-10-25

The left one is /u/Ed_ButteredToast.

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

Awww :3 🐶

1 Think_Once 2017-10-25

Excited about your date with Aluzky?

1 Ed_ButteredToast 2017-10-25

Hey!! ಠ_ಠ pls no 😔