Doggo defener encounters r/dogfree, expresses incredulity. Lots of drama all around but this chain was the best.

22  2017-10-25 by EarnestNoMeta

45 comments

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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you shouldnt talk about your mother that way, snaps.

Dogfree, eh?.........They post about " dog culture" in 'Murica......fucking Mayocide when?

I live in Philadelphia, and trust me, there's a lot of brothas with big pit bulls on heavy chains around here.

You can, I just think its sad that you feel this way, I'm sure you must have had some bad experiences in the past with shitty dogs and shitty owners, but u gotta remember that dogs are like brown people, they're not all bad.

I mean, how retarded you have to be to not realise this is a low-level troll?

dunno. i was entertained by the responses though

Oh, the spergouts are amusing alright. But the fact that they still seem to be responding to that obvious troll unironically makes me think the denizens of r/dogfree might be missing a chromosome or two.

/u/Aluzky should start posting to /r/dogfree

That's a match made in Heaven

Thanks, I see lots of uneducated people there that I can target.

Yes trusting a lying dog fucker is such a great idea

You should never trust some one who has a history of lying. Regardless of that person being a dog fucker or not.

Well 99.99% of everything you've said has been a lie

Well 99.99% of everything you've said has been a lie

Your claim is a wishful thinking fallacy.

Your claim is a wishful thinking fallacy.

Then prove it.

Then prove it.

Doing so is a shifting the burden of proof fallacy.

AlphaOmegaSith has the burden of proof as he is the one making the claim. You should be asking him to prove that his claim is true instead of doing a fallacy and asking me to prove that his claim is a lie.

Obviously, I don't expect some one with your inferior intellect to understand this, and before you ask me to prove that you have a inferior intellect, your constant use of fallacies is proof of that. You doing a shifting the burden of proof fallacy is proof of that.

Like I said to you before, given enough time you will prove with your comments that you have a low IQ. And you just did that.

Your claim is a wishful thinking fallacy.

Then prove it.

Then prove it.

Shifting the burden of proof fallacy. You are the one making the claim, the burden of proof is on you, not on me.

The fact that I know that your claim is nothing but your delusions, allows me to claim that your claim is a wishful thinking fallacy. Feel free to prove me wrong. Show us scientific evidence that 99% of my comments are lies. Look, I will leave it easy for you, just prove that a single comment of mine is a lie. (I'm confident that you can't even prove that)

And regardless of you diddling animals I don't trust you because you're a liar and a narcissist person.

Haha, make sure to tell them to "educate themselves" on the issue. Then post the results to /r/drama for great karma.

/u/Brompton_Cocktail do you know how to swim?

Considering I was a life guard for multiple summers, yep. But aww does that not fit your sad agenda about minorities? Poor little alt right baby, coming to a sub and getting triggered over and over again.

Just trying to figure out which boxes I can cover on my AsABlackMan internet bingo card.

Never said I was black or a man but damn your cuck ass sounds extremely triggered. Keep crying

Triggered is the free space.

Chocolate comes a range of colors but its still chocolate. Also using cuck unironically is a give away that your'e actually a white teenager, just an fyi.

Now I have to clear my card. :(

I’m not but nice try,

I’m sorry you got triggered again, cuck :(

You keep saying triggered... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Also the fact that I don’t like dogs also gives that away

That's racist.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? First you come into a sub about disliking dogs and go on a moral tirade and THEN compare dogs to brown people?? Well as a fucking Brown person, don’t you EVER fucking compare me to a dog. Fuck you. All dog owners are bad. How you like them apples?

/u/Brompton_Cocktail do you get an adrenaline rush when you see the opportunity to add to your daily victimhood quota or are you always this jumpy in general

Nah I get an adrenaline watching people like you get triggered. Nothing gives me more joy than your misery :)

Yo soy una brown person.

You sir, are a whiney baby and I am ashamed to share my brown person status with you.

And most dogs are awesome, just like most brown people are awesome. Except for you.

Nah most brown people don’t like dogs, dogs are not pets in Asia. You’re right, most brown people ARE awesome including myself but not a shit licking cunt like you.

I am not a sir btw but good job making generalizations!

In b4 “did you just assume my gender”. Come up with something more clever

Are Japan and South Korea suddenly not in Asia? Also pretty sure dogs were first domesticated in Asia lol

Brown South Korea

Pick one.

Well, you said that people in Asia don't own dogs, dipshit. I didn't say anything about brown people. Either way, there are brown South Koreans. There is skin color variance within races and even families.

That's... Not racist enough?

"Nah most brown people don’t like dogs"

How fucking stupid are you? It's 2017. We don't make broad, sweeping generalizations like that anymore.

And I could give a fuck about your gender. Ignorance is equally represented by men and women.

Thou doth protest too much

Hey mate if you're mayo then you'll never get to experience the joy when someone calls you racist and you play the I'm brown card.

defener

I haven't seen that word in a while.

Anybody who hates dogs deserves a slow and painful death.

i actually hate dogs

Wrong. Dogs hate you. Well not you, they love you, they hate the impurity in your soul, the daemons infecting your psyche and so they howl at the evil spirits to begone. All they are doing is trying to exorcise that part of you that cowers and hides, that fears the shadows, so the true valiant noble fearless nature of man can shine forth once again from your broken shattered ruined shell of a walking corpse. But it doesn't work, because you suck, so you hate dogs.

lmfao can it

He's 100% right tho

i just now read this and honestly all i can say is kill yourself.

slow down there, Hitler