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Your dumb machine doesn't get sarcasm. I'd obviously never write anything like this sincerely
Good one btw, you're so funny and smart.
And this is bad?
Someone wants to keep us occupied with this shit while they poison Flint, socially engineer us and put us into debt driven neo-feudalism. "b-but he had a MAGA/Bernie sticker on his car.
I'm sorry buddy, but that site was probably made by the Jews in an attempt to gaslight us.
The score just seems random. My second most positive comment said that Chris Christie was a complete loser, and my most negative comment wasn't toxic at all
You literally do not know how to play the game without this lame ass class. Good for you I guess that you're so passionate about your uninformed opinions.
This is clearly the greatest application ever written.
Not a hard inference. We all know it Cia upper level officials are controlled by pedophilia blackmail to keep them in line. Jewish oligarchs and Mossad hold the strings.
Cia niggers really do glow in the dark. Not hard to spot.
I'm "Slightly positive." Whoever made this sight must not be a mayocide candidate. The graph actually shows 82% of my comments as being "Neutral," so I guess I'm literally Trey Parker now.
Apparently I am very positive for sentences like "I hope you Keep Yourself Safe." or "You totally aren't an autistic neet and I'm glad you weren't aborted".
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-26
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1 EddingtonDidNothingW 2017-10-26
and yes i did just find out about that site what are you gonna do about it
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-26
Your dumb machine doesn't get sarcasm. I'd obviously never write anything like this sincerely
And this is bad?
I'm sorry buddy, but that site was probably made by the Jews in an attempt to gaslight us.
1 Fucking_Christ 2017-10-26
https://ruadick.com/user/Fucking_christ/
It seems to think smut is very positive
1 SamWhite 2017-10-26
You sick fuck.
1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-26
I'm genuinely surprised.
1 cryaboutitthen 2017-10-26
Say that to my nail bat and see what happens mayoboy
1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-26
wow, rude
I wish for you to have great farts and you want to bash me. ):
Why is your heart so full of hate?
1 cryaboutitthen 2017-10-26
Because you've been harassing me
1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-26
Harassing you?! Hardly so, Anita.
1 SovietWarfare 2017-10-26
By sigmar NO!
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-26
Yrg zr gryy lbh guvf-- /e/Qenzn vf bar bs gur zbfg znyribyrag, pehry, pbyqurnegrq bayvar pbzzhavgvrf lbh'yy rire svaq, naq rira nf n fhccbegre bs serr fcrrpu vg nccnyyf zr gung Erqqvg jbhyq nyybj fhpu n ivyr, srfgrevat uho bs ovtbgel naq fnqvfz gb rkvfg. Lbh guvax [fyhe]gbja jnf onq? Gung fhoerqqvg, vs lbh cvpx hc ba gur qbt-juvfgyrf (naq znal qba'g rira obgure jvgu gung-- fnl jnag lbh jnag nobhg Fgbezsebag, ng yrnfg vg onaf "a[fyhe]"), jvyy erirny vgfrys gb lbh nf Erqqvg'f ahzore bar uho sbe gur jro'f zbfg uneqrarq Anmvf, Xynafzra, Snfpvfgf, naq Tnzretngref. Lbh'yy abgvpr ba gur fvqrone gung vg rapbhentrf zrzoref gb or nf qenzngvp nf cbffvoyr. Gung'f vagragvbany. Gurl rapbhentr nethzragf va gur pbzzragf frpgvba. Gung'f vagragvbany. Lbh xabj gur Guerr Zvahgr Ungr (vg'f sebz guvf haqreengrq obbx 1985, tvir vg n ernq, vg'f fpnel ubj zhpu vg cnenyyryf bhe fbpvrgl)? Vg'f yvxr gung, gurl jnag gb fgbxr gur synzrf bs ernpgvbanel entr fb gurl pbagvahr gb qbtcvyr rirel cebterffvir naq zvabevgl jub ragref gur fhoerqqvg, abeznyvmvat gurfr rivy srryvatf. Gurl oevtnqr sebz fhoerqqvg gb fhoerqqvg, univat na ragver pnony bs zbqf fcnaavat uhaqerqf bs pbzzhavgvrf, tnfyvtugvat yvirq rkcrevraprf bs gur bccerffrq naq hanfunzrqyl obyfgrevat Erqqvg'f ubzrtebja juvgr fhcerznpl zbirzrag. Gurl'ir xvax-funzrq uhaqerqf bs crbcyr gbb, fbzr rira... gb qrngu. V srne gung /e/qenzn znl or cebqhpvat na ragver nezl bs Qlynaa Ebbsf naq Ryyvbg Ebtref, naq V uvtuyl fhttrfg gung abobql qnerf ivfvg gung ubeevoyr fhoerqqvg, yrfg lbh cbgragvnyyl snyy ivpgvz gb vgf pbeehcgvir nhen.
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-26
Lol, this pasta has officially reached the navy seal level of instant recognizability for me.
1 miraclebelly 2017-10-26
Which one is it? I can’t figure it out
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-26
Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, ...
1 miraclebelly 2017-10-26
Thx, really should’ve gotten it from e/Qenzn
1 Works_of_memercy 2017-10-26
For me what clicked was the word lengths in "Yrg zr gryy lbh guvf--", I think. It has a certain rhythm to it, you know?
1 better_bot 2017-10-26
Looks like your cipher isn't very freezepeach friendly.
1 Ennui2778 2017-10-26
Posting darqwolff copypasta really murders your score.
1 uniqueguy263 2017-10-26
The score just seems random. My second most positive comment said that Chris Christie was a complete loser, and my most negative comment wasn't toxic at all
1 VidiotGamer 2017-10-26
My most positive sentence:
This is clearly the greatest application ever written.
1 aqouta 2017-10-26
1PxKCfgQvKCueSw8ahxoDQH4dZNs6pjYfS
Bitcoin address, prove you're crypto by sending me bitcoin.
1 aqouta 2017-10-26
All my comments both positive and negative are from like this week. I wqs hoping I'd get some super old shit coming up.
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-26
I think it only does recent comments.
1 sonicaficionado 2017-10-26
the terry a davis pasta about glow in the dark cia niggers really did it in for me
1 Dextro420x 2017-10-26
Not a hard inference. We all know it Cia upper level officials are controlled by pedophilia blackmail to keep them in line. Jewish oligarchs and Mossad hold the strings.
Cia niggers really do glow in the dark. Not hard to spot.
1 Thulean-Dragon 2017-10-26
Lel, my most positive comment was:
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-10-26
1 SamWhite 2017-10-26
Three of mine are from some fucked Bozark erotica I posted in a copypasta thread.
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-26
Damn i'm kind of a dick, surprising :(
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-26
Bring it in big cat, lets hug this out.
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-26
appreciate the support fam
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-26
Most negative comment:
Aw yeah I love jerkin it to my edgy shitposts
1 its_jebs_turn 2017-10-26
11 positive
9 negative
78 neutral
Wew lads
1 Atimo3 2017-10-26
Most Positive Sentences
Cool!
1 CultOfCuck 2017-10-26
I'm going to up my score! We must offer the blood of minimum wage workers to appease the invisible hand. Ave invisibilia manus!
1 pepperouchau 2017-10-26
I'm "Slightly positive." Whoever made this sight must not be a mayocide candidate. The graph actually shows 82% of my comments as being "Neutral," so I guess I'm literally Trey Parker now.
1 CarnistHappyCamp 2017-10-26
it's so crypto we use ECDHE for our farts
1 Imanidiot77777 2017-10-26
Most negative:
Lmao
1 tilmoph 2017-10-26
So did anyone else notice the most positive users are all people's porn alts? I thought that was pretty funny.
1 WorldStarCroCop 2017-10-26
151,791 of 178,608
wew
1 casualrocket 2017-10-26
-0.7353 i did not say he was bad, i said he wasnt strong.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-26
That's weird. I posted a two sentence comment a few days back. The first half is amongst my most negative sentences, the second half in the positive.
1 serialflamingo 2017-10-26
is one of my most poz comments lol
1 ffbtaw 2017-10-26
Only kind of a dick. But there positive and negative sentence analysis makes no sense.
1 TheTrueNobody 2017-10-26
Apparently I am very positive for sentences like "I hope you Keep Yourself Safe." or "You totally aren't an autistic neet and I'm glad you weren't aborted".