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It’s genocide against mayos, because mayo is like cancer in a jar. From Best Foods to Hellman’s, store bands and vegan copies - even miracle whip is not safe.
To be fair, if you leave Mormonism you'll most likely lose you're family, spouse (if married) and in some cases, your job. Then you will condemned to "the outerdarkness".
If you're an exmuslim there's a good chance you're dead.
Well, /r/exmuslim's subscriber count is currently 24,682 while /r/exmormon's current subscriber count is 58,238. That's over twice the amount of subscribers (around 2.4 times as much).
Islam is much bigger than mormonism
True, but a lot of Muslims (and thus, ex-Muslims) live in countries where reddit isn't really a popular form of social media, while Mormons do live in those countries.
I don't think people join because they actually believe any of the garbage. They do it for the social/community aspects and then slowly convince themselves that going along with the idea that Jesus rode dinosaurs is okay.
And putting aside the fact that there's nothing about dinosaurs in mormon doctrine, any church that canonized the idea of Jesus preaching from the back of a T-rex is fine by me for the cool factor alone.
I like the part where according to Mormons the Indians were actually israelites, but the good israelites were white, while the bad ones are indian color
So, for the Mormon brigadiers whenever they show up, if I join your whacked-out cult do I actually get to have a planet full of nubile wives in the afterlife?
Well we don't do polygamy anymore. I personally think it's sketchy but everything in the past is so whatever. But yeah, you have to get married and sealed to each other for eternity in the Temple. You make covenants and if either one breaks them, the seal is broken. So you ain't stuck with your cheating husband for eternity.
Nope. prophets are still men, they can do wrong things. But that sounds like you can pick and choose what words are true, but it's more of a personal testimony thing with God. I don't have a testimony of many things about the church, but I do have a testimony about some things, so I'm happy to stay to learn and pray more. I'm confident that if I studied about the history of polygamy in the church, and prayed about it, I'd receive a testimony.
I don't have a testimony of many things about the church, but I do have a testimony about some things, I'm confident that if I studied about the history of polygamy in the church, and prayed about it, I'd receive a testimony.
Then how can you trust anything they say? Do you just filter the entire thing thru what you think is right and say anything else was just a mistake? Do you have 2 or wives with feminine penises? Why aren't the sects that still practice polygamy trying to convince all the men who don't get wives to become women as to give more men wives?
But that sounds like you can pick and choose what words are true, but it's more of a personal testimony thing with God
So you choose and pick what you believe and say god done did it
I don't have a testimony of many things about the church, but I do have a testimony about some things, so I'm happy to stay to learn and pray more. I'm confident that if I studied about the history of polygamy in the church, and prayed about it, I'd receive a testimony
Mormonism is like the weird rich white kid in your friend group who has a strangely close relationship with his mother and tells on everybody at a party if someone brings beer
/u/josephsmidt I think you should off yourself, but not before you off some of your fellow cult members. If every mormon suddenly died, the world would be a better place. Are you a pedophile like your Great Leader?
/u/josephsmidt there is no conspiracy, the reality is that most people here don’t like your cult and if that fact is too hard for you to understand, you can put your magic underwear to protect you from the truth.
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1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-26
I do think it's weird that /r/exmormon keeps hitting the frontpage while /r/exmuslim barely makes it, since Islam is much bigger than mormonism.
Oh wait, i do not find that surprising at all on Reddit.
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-26
Mayocide when?
1 HANEZ 2017-10-26
What? Is that suicide by mayonnaise?
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-26
It’s genocide against mayos, because mayo is like cancer in a jar. From Best Foods to Hellman’s, store bands and vegan copies - even miracle whip is not safe.
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-26
*except jews
1 HANEZ 2017-10-26
To be fair, if you leave Mormonism you'll most likely lose you're family, spouse (if married) and in some cases, your job. Then you will condemned to "the outerdarkness".
If you're an exmuslim there's a good chance you're dead.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-26
I'm an exmuzzie and i only lost my family, so that's not entirely true.
1 neutralvoter 2017-10-26
he said good chance idiot not a guarantee
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-26
Rude!
1 neutralvoter 2017-10-26
sry
1 sonicaficionado 2017-10-26
😢
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-26
Yes but are you stoned?
#420BLAZEIT
1 botchlings 2017-10-26
Suggesting that maybe Reddit & it's users have an agenda to make sure the "religion of peace" is portrayed in a positive light?
1 18aidanme 2017-10-26
to be fair lots of muzzie places are shitholes with little access to internet.
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-26
Well, muslims kill ex-muslims. Mormons just vilify ex-mormons and don't invite them to their alcohol-free, family friendly boring social events.
1 Teresa_May 2017-10-26
Don't think it's that weird. It's an American website, and Mormons make up 2% of the American population, whereas Muslims account for only 1%.
1 shallowm 2017-10-26
Well, /r/exmuslim's subscriber count is currently 24,682 while /r/exmormon's current subscriber count is 58,238. That's over twice the amount of subscribers (around 2.4 times as much).
True, but a lot of Muslims (and thus, ex-Muslims) live in countries where reddit isn't really a popular form of social media, while Mormons do live in those countries.
1 Thhueros 2017-10-26
That, and the death penalty/massive social stigma for apostasy
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
Except not in the US it isn't. 6.1 million Mormons vs 3.3 million muslims.
And while both are relatively small numbers the Mormon church virtually controls the politics of an entire state and almost had a member as president.
I don't think it's at all unreasonable to Mormonism is a bigger issue in US than Islam is
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-26
Right, because Islam is such an attractive religion.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
Clearly that's the only possible reason less people leave it
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-26
And the fact that you'll get murdered if you leave :(
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-26
Joseph Smith is such an obvious fraud, the only explanation for the continued existence of the Mormon church is congenital retardation
That second “m” is, and has always been, a typo.
1 Ultrashitpost 2017-10-26
Fedora tipping aside, it's really strange how people can look at Mormonism and not see that it's an obvious fraud.
1 wwyzzerdd 2017-10-26
The difference between a cult and a religion is a few hundred years.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
And enough money
1 ATissu 2017-10-26
Tips fedora
1 VidiotGamer 2017-10-26
I don't think people join because they actually believe any of the garbage. They do it for the social/community aspects and then slowly convince themselves that going along with the idea that Jesus rode dinosaurs is okay.
1 BabyZiggles 2017-10-26
Every comment is highly sus in r/drama, so most likely this is a troll, but where did you hear this about the LDS church?
1 nbslector 2017-10-26
And putting aside the fact that there's nothing about dinosaurs in mormon doctrine, any church that canonized the idea of Jesus preaching from the back of a T-rex is fine by me for the cool factor alone.
1 SuperObviousShill 2017-10-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
1 VidiotGamer 2017-10-26
Hey I was just trying to be funny, but you have to admit a T-Rex riding Jesus is a lot more amusing than the reality of magical mormon underwear
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
I like the part where according to Mormons the Indians were actually israelites, but the good israelites were white, while the bad ones are indian color
1 incineratechicken 2017-10-26
So, for the Mormon brigadiers whenever they show up, if I join your whacked-out cult do I actually get to have a planet full of nubile wives in the afterlife?
1 sonicaficionado 2017-10-26
what is nubile
1 Iamjustadick 2017-10-26
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
1 sonicaficionado 2017-10-26
what is this im looking at, what is this little thing right there, i dont understand. are you insulting me?
1 Iamjustadick 2017-10-26
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 sonicaficionado 2017-10-26
i dont get it what is uhhh, what is that lil uh thing right there what is it, some sort of uh lil mouth or sumthin?
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-26
Edward?
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-26
A couple of Joseph Smith’s wives, apparently.
1 BabyZiggles 2017-10-26
No. I have no idea where this came from.
Sincerely,
A Mormon who already lurks /r/drama
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-26
I think you have to get the wives before you die, right? Which means any Drama poster is shit out of luck
1 BabyZiggles 2017-10-26
Well we don't do polygamy anymore. I personally think it's sketchy but everything in the past is so whatever. But yeah, you have to get married and sealed to each other for eternity in the Temple. You make covenants and if either one breaks them, the seal is broken. So you ain't stuck with your cheating husband for eternity.
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-26
You guys are gonna feel pretty silly once polygamy gets legalized
1 scatmunchies 2017-10-26
How do you feel about the fact that Joseph Smith was closer to Warren Jeffs than Thomas Monson?
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-26
Do you live in Utah and not drink booze? Just trying to gauge how hard I should judge you.
1 BabyZiggles 2017-10-26
I live in Texas and don't drink booze. Does that help?
1 Thhueros 2017-10-26
But polygamy was supposed to be the word of god through the prophet. Shouldn't it be pretty significant that you think that its "sketchy"?
1 BabyZiggles 2017-10-26
Nope. prophets are still men, they can do wrong things. But that sounds like you can pick and choose what words are true, but it's more of a personal testimony thing with God. I don't have a testimony of many things about the church, but I do have a testimony about some things, so I'm happy to stay to learn and pray more. I'm confident that if I studied about the history of polygamy in the church, and prayed about it, I'd receive a testimony.
/end seriouspost
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
The fuck are you talking about
1 BabyZiggles 2017-10-26
religion
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
The fuck is a testimony
1 Thhueros 2017-10-26
So your prophets lie about receiving the word of God for personal gain?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 ineedmorealts 2017-10-26
Then how can you trust anything they say? Do you just filter the entire thing thru what you think is right and say anything else was just a mistake? Do you have 2 or wives with feminine penises? Why aren't the sects that still practice polygamy trying to convince all the men who don't get wives to become women as to give more men wives?
So you choose and pick what you believe and say god done did it
Mormonism, not even once
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
Are there any other examples of a boring religion actually choosing to become more boring?
1 heavenlytoaster 2017-10-26
All of them?
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
That's....actually a decent point.
I dunno, are there any religions that at some point decided that pre-marital sex is ok after all?
1 ineedmorealts 2017-10-26
and this is why Mormons are lame. Without the multiple underage wives your just catholics with magic underroos
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-26
No, the federal government made them give that up. But you can get magical underwear while you're alive and your own planet when you die.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
Shits like weird Christian fanfic
1 LemonScore 2017-10-26
It literally is. And the guy that wrote this shit was a known conman, even at the time.
1 Senator_Chickpea 2017-10-26
When Mormons Attack, vol 1
1 VidiotGamer 2017-10-26
I've investigated and determined that...
mormons are not as popular as they think they are.
CASE CLOSED CHRISTTARDS!
1 aliceunknown 2017-10-26
I fucking hate mormons so much. Almost as much as I hate hippies. Almost.
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
Mormonism is like the weird rich white kid in your friend group who has a strangely close relationship with his mother and tells on everybody at a party if someone brings beer
1 Denny_Craine 2017-10-26
The fuck does that mean? An investigator?
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-26
/u/josephsmidt I think you should off yourself, but not before you off some of your fellow cult members. If every mormon suddenly died, the world would be a better place. Are you a pedophile like your Great Leader?
1 JohnTheOrc 2017-10-26
Imagine getting butthurt over Mormonism. The most boring of the white man's religions.
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-26
That is a lot of reports. Site-wide rules, yo.
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-26
I triggered the mormons lmao
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-26
Maybe so, but the admins have been pretty strict lately. Better your comment be deleted than the sub, famalam.
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-26
This is censorship and that breaks the first commandment. I'm calling my lawyer.
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-26
I am a lawyer. I can save you $500 by telling you to blow me.
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-26
Well if you say so
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-26
I lied. $500 please.
1 Protect_Me 2017-10-26
No I need money for transvestite prostitutes
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-26
I respect that
1 kobillabong 2017-10-26
Was that War and Peace Who tf has time to type all that
1 BigDaddy_Delta 2017-10-26
/u/josephsmidt there is no conspiracy, the reality is that most people here don’t like your cult and if that fact is too hard for you to understand, you can put your magic underwear to protect you from the truth.