Post your best copypasta

18  2017-10-26 by blacknblue12

I want to read some pasta on my radio show tonight at 11. Ill try to read all of them but if I think I'll lose friends ill make some adjustments to the penne

and u KNOW we r finishing with kanye west's masterpiece 'late'

9:41 im largely disappointed with what yall have posted. do less

10:25 bout to head to the station rev your shit posts

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No and fuck your radio show

:(

haven't seen this one before; where's it from?

KRS-One

I feel a bit embarrassed about writing this, but I'm prompted to share, in the belief that it will bring joy and fulfillment to countless married women's lives. We ladies have mentioned it here before: good sex and sexual fulfillment means we, as wives and women, have relinquished our personal gratification to focus 100% of our efforts on giving our husbands physical pleasure. Remember, every second you deny from paying attention to your own gratification means another second devoted to giving your husband the pleasure his sex is entitled to.

Modern. liberated women may call it repressed, but we prefer to see our chastity as a symbol of saving our bodies for our husbands' delight.

In our world, the girls in the organization believe that to give physical pleasure and gratification to our husbands, is - in and of itself - the pinnacle of feminine indulgence and achievement. We never pursue a sexual climax for ourselves when we pleasure our husbands. The sheer benefit of being able to give a man physical satisfaction is already a reward of the highest honor. Our personal sexual fulfilment is not worthy of consideration when compared to a man's physical pleasure. We feel that attempting to bring ourselves to climax is simply taking away from the focus of pampering our husbands to their climax. And that's just selfish.

We also believe that when we are alone, and our husbands are not present, we should refrain from any self-gratification. Attending to our bodies, we believe, would just be taking away from the excitement when we are around our men. Abusing our bodies in the absence of our husbands is not only impure, but removes the man from the taking charge of the sexual act. We women believe that this is selfish and self-absorbed. We have been taught by our parents that as women, and wives, we have no access to our bodies and no right to demand attention towards it. Only the men in our lives, meaing our husbands, have sole access and possession over our physical property. They are the only ones who are in the position to initiate the act.

We have mentioned it here before (further down this page): after we have accomplished physical gratification and sexual pleasure for our husbands and they have retired to bed, the extremely liberated and independent, modern wife may (if our husbands are dozing off)...excuse herself to the bathroom to take care of business, quietly. We have been raised this way by both our fathers and mothers. The phrase is "you are a female, you have no right to expect sexual pleasure."

And we believe this. No woman can hope to achieve more in life than to give her husband physical attention. For husbands, to receive feminine attention is natural birthright and male entitlement.

Our secret to great sex is that we repeat this four-word mantra to ourselves, whenever and wherever our husbands decide to initiate their pleasure, whether it be in the bedroom, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in the laundry room: "I Have No Right." No right to ask for pleasure, no right to refuse, and no right to say "no."

As long as you remember these four words, we sincerely believe you'll attain the highest level of accomplishment as a married woman. And to us, that can only mean one thing: spoiling our husbands sexually by giving them physical attention on demand..

I will lose friends for speaking this but this is exactly what I'm looking for thank you

Qu'est ce que tu viens de putain de dire à propos de moi, petite salope? Pour ton information je t'apprends que j'ai été diplômé premier de ma promo dans la marine, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids top secrets contre Al-Quaïda, et j'ai plus de 300 meurtres confirmés. J'ai reçu un entrainement en guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur sniper de toute l'armée Française. Tu n'es rien pour moi excepté une autre cible. Je vais te putain d'effacer avec une précision telle qu'elle n'a jamais été vue sur terre auparavant, note bien cela. Tu penses que tu peux t'en sortir après m'avoir dit ce genre de merdes sur Internet? Réfléchis à nouveau, enculé. En même temps que nous parlons je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions dans la France entière et ton adresse IP est en train d'être tracée en ce moment même alors tu ferais mieux de te préparer pour l'orage, ver de terre. L'orage qui efface cette petite chose pathétique que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort, gamin. Je peux être partout, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de 700 façons différentes, et ce juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis entraîné de façon extensive au combat sans armes, mais j'ai en plus accès a un arsenal entier provenant du corps d'armée de la marine française et je vais l'utiliser en entier pour effacer ton cul misérable de la face de ce continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su quelle vengeance impie ton petit commentaire "intelligent" s'apprêtait à faire descendre sur ta tronche, peut être que tu aurais fermé ta putain de gueule. Mais tu n'as pas pu, tu ne l'as pas fait, et maintenant tu en payes le prix, espèce d'idiot. Je vais chier de la fureur sur ta tronche et tu vas te noyer dedans. T'es putain de mort, gamin.

what radio show?

Won't listen but good job anyway!

gimmie something you ass

;_;

honestly reading copypasta is a good way to ensure you will have no listeners my man

Dont really care the fun is getting fucked up in the station w my friends

You're playing with fire right now, I've gone through your post history, and I have to say, I don't really like what I'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate anarchist and a keyboard warrior. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in cheetos and pledging allegiance to your antifa gods as you spew shit at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always are.

You need to understand something, this stopped being Just a fun political discussion with laughs and gags all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in an interconnected world, the Internet is having a profound effect on real-world politics. It's called information warfare, and it is just as vital as physical warfare. It's been around for a while but the Internet really shifted the whole game. When you post your little shitposts you are attempting to slander our reputation, in essence you are interfering with our goals. What is that goal you may ask? To rid the world of little piles of shit. like. you.

So I'm going to tell you what's going to happen right here, right now.

  1. You are going to delete every single one of your posts, every single one of them. I don't want to see a single post under your name, every single one of them is an affront to a migraine-free head.

  2. You are going to delete your piss shit account. You can make another one, if you follow the next rule.

  3. You are never going to post any more shit ever again about Anarchism. Leftism, Communism, etc. you get the idea.

This is not a warning anymore, this is not a request, it is an order that you are going to follow to the letter. If you, for any reason, or for any motivation, do not follow these instructions right fucking now, I will make your life a living hell. Or rather, we, we will.

You better hope and pray you're using a VPN, it may help stall us for long enough to get your pale little white boy body out of the country to wherever ass fuck degenerates like yourself go when the jig is up.

You will follow these instructions though, or we will destroy you. I dare you to do something to the contrary, I dare you. I would love to see and hear your grimace and scream as I plunge a sheepsfoot knife into your anus. I would love to break every bone in your body from the feet upwards.

Do you have any girlfriend? Children? Mother? Father? Sibling? Friends? Don't bother answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces bashed in with a metal baseball bat in front of you? How would you like that, boy? I'll stab them in their fucking gut and make you watch them choke on their own blood. You get the picture, you have one hour to comply with this request.

Don't get any smart ideas.

u can do better

They're not metaphors.

"Kill yourself." <— this statement is legally assault. So are the infinite variations upon the theme — but you don't have to take my word for it; feel free to inquire with your attorney. However, let's take it on faith for the moment.

Is it civilised and appropriate to expect a person to have to read one, or five, or oh … seven thousand such messages, in isolation, just to get to simple, normal human interaction of their choice?

No, it is not.

Anyone who expects that to be proper, has a severely distorted view of how humans should behave and be treated. They, in short, view other human beings as objects, as property. They are sociopaths. They are narcissists. They have borderline personality disorder. The list goes on.

They deny that other people have a right to freedom of association, and demand time / resources / attention / interaction / association from others, and are incapable of taking "no" for an answer.

Those who are unable to take "No" for an answer in one part of their life are often unable to take "No" for an answer in others.

So they steal. They commit violent battery. They rape. They destroy others' property.

They believe, inherently, that they are entitled to these things.

No.

Is that clear enough?

Have you ever listened to college radio before? You're typically lucky if the host is conscious.

Timezone?

I live on the east coast of the US

You must be an engineer, everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information

utc-0:500 im studying to be a computer engineer lol

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I kid, good luck on the show

Bernice Defies Death

Hey Kuffar

Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to Allah?

Western society has become decadent, weak, and lazy, and is soon to collapse. The upcoming generation, people such as yourselves, want nothing more from life than to grow fat sitting around on computers all day, masturbating, drinking, and taking drugs. You allow your women to parade themselves on your streets dressed as common whores, and you are encouraged in this behaviour by corrupt politicians and absent new age parents while your societies and economies collapse around you.

Meanwhile the Muslim Ummah, or brotherhood, grows rich on oil wealth and our madrasas train the upcoming generation to serve Allah, and to fight, willing to give their lives if necessary for the cause. The 19 hijackers of 9/11 have surely earned their place in paradise as do the martyr bombers who strike daily into the heart of the devil state of Israel. We are living among you, in Europe and America, and we are outbreeding you day by day, slowly taking over.

Allah has a plan for each of us. He means us all to be good Muslims and live by his rules, as set out to the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). Your sinful lives and wicked ways go against His plans, and you will be tortured for eternity in hell for your iniquities. Repent now and revert back to the one true faith.

Where your joke of a faith, which no one in your society believes in anyway, tells you to love, be tolerant, and turn the other cheek, the Qur'an teaches us to "Kill the unbelievers wherever you find them, capture and besiege them and prepare for them every kind of ambush."

It also says "Against them make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war, to strike terror into (the hearts of) the enemies, of Allah and your enemies".

How can you hope to win your futile so called 'war on terror' against us? You have become weak, and no longer willing or able to fight. You even elected a pacifist president with Muslim sympathies to try and placate us. He supports our plan to build a mosque as a monument at the site of our victory against you in New York. It's only a matter of time until we win. Even now your soldiers continue to die on the battlefields of Afghanistan, and for what? The moment you leave, it will be back to traditional Sharia law. Your technological advances count for nothing if all you do with them is watch porn and play video games. We will continue our jihad on the west, to maim and kill those who oppose or insult us. See the truth for what it is and revert to Islam immediately. It is your only hope of survival.

Ty Bb

أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وحده لا شريك له وأشهد أن محمدا عبده ورسوله

Howdy diddily ding dong diddly-ho noodly-neighborinoino! You're playing with hel-diddly-ellfire riddly-right noodly-now, i've gone through your mass historinoy, and i have to say, i diddily ding dong don't like what i'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate atheist and a jesus blasphemeroo. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in meat on fridays and pledging allegiance to your satanic gods as you spew poo at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always diddily ding dong darn-diddly is.

You noodly-needily-doodily to understand something, this stopped being a fun rel-diddly-eligious diddily ding dong discussion with hallelujahs and hail mary's all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in a christian world, the internet is having a profound-diddly effect on riddly-real-worinold rel-diddly-eligions. It's called heaven diddly warfare, and it is just as vital as physical doodly warfare. It's been around for awhile but the pope riddly-really shifted the whole service. When you post your little paintings of our churches, you are attempting to slanderoo our dandy lord, in essence you are interfering with our prayers.

What is that prayeroo you may ask? To convert the world of little pieces of diddily ding dong dungarooni. Like. You. So i'm going to tel-diddly-ell you what's going to happen riddly-right here, riddly-right noodly-now.

1.You are going to riddly-repent every one of your sins, every single one of them. I diddily ding dong don't want to see a single diddly underoo your noodly-name, every single one of them is an affront to a God-loving head.

2.You are going to baptize your pee-diddly account. You can baptize anotheroo one if you follow the noodly-next commandment.

3.You are noodly-neveroo gonna pray to any false gods everoo again against our lord jesus christ. Judaism, islam, etc. you get the idearino.

This is noodly-not a warning anymorinoe, this is noodly-not a riddly-request, it is a diddly sacrament that you are going to follow to the letteroo. If you, for any riddly-reason, or for any motivation, diddily ding dong do noodly-not follow the bible riddly-right diddily ding dong darn noodly-now, i will make you go to heck. Or riddly-rather, we, we will. You betteroo hope and pray you're using a riddly-rosary, it may hel-diddly-elp stall us long enough to get your pale, heathen, created in his image, body out of the temple to whereveroo fundgearoo witches like yourself go when the jig is up.

You will follow these instructions though, or we will preacharoo to you. I diddily ding dong dare you to sin something to the contrary, i diddily ding dong dare you. I would love to see and hear your prayers and sing as i play a gospel song into your heart. I would love to bless every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Diddily ding dong do you have any priests? Alteroo boys? Virgin mother? Father? Son? Holy spirit? Diddily ding dong don't botheroo answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces riddly-restorinoed on a fresco in front of you? How would you like that boyarooni? I'll paint them on a fudging canvas and make you watcharoo them riddly-raise to heaven on their own virtue.

You get the hymn, you have one sunday to comply with this riddly-request. Diddily ding dong don't get any smart idearoonies.

This is perfect ty

 In the infirmary, Nurse Chapel and the others were fixing 

up the last of the few real casualties from the war game -- a few bumps and bruises, nothing serious. While they finished up, McCoy ushered Uhura into his private examining room.

 "Now stop complaining," he said, his voice slipping into a 

Southern drawl. "We'll have you fixed up and working again in no time. But first, we have to run some tests. I know, I know, but Star Fleet would have my name on a resignation form if I didn't make sure. Now, I've got to go out and talk to Nurse Chapel. You just take off your clothes and lie down on the table."

 "My clothes?" Uhura's voice raised in surprise. "Doctor, I 

thought the monitors could work through clothing."

 "They can, but I'm just a simple country doctor. When I do 

my examination, I have to have flesh to work with, not electronic blips and boops. Just take 'em off and I'll be right back."

 As he closed the door behind him, Uhura slowly did as he 

ordered. She was just unhooking her bra when he came back in, calling over his shoulder: "I can handle things in here, Christine. You and and the others can take your break now."

 Uhura lay back on the cool sheets of the examining table. 

She was a full-figured woman, with large breasts that culminated in full, dark aureoles and nipples erect in the slight chill of the room. Her body was a classic hourglass, slimming to the waist and then widening again to full hips and long, shapely legs.

 Her chocolate-brown flesh was pocked by goosebumps, not 

only from the chill. She shivered slightly as McCoy came over to her.

 "Is something wrong, Uhura?" 

 "It's just that I'm a bit nervous, Doctor," she said. "I've 

never had to strip for an exam before. Is there something wrong with me? More than just a little dizziness?"

 "I wouldn't worry about it," he said, pressing her head back 

against the pillow. "You just lie back and relax and let the doctor take care of everything."

 She tried to follow him with her eyes, but he placed a 

bright lamp above her head. She shut her eyes to keep out the glare. There were bustling sounds but she couldn't quite make out what he was doing.

 Then there was his voice, from the foot of the bed. "Now 

slide down a bit," he said, taking hold of her ankles and fitting her feet into stirrups on extensions several inches off the end of the bed. Obediently Uhura slid down the smooth sheet, placing her buttocks on the very edge. As she did, her head moved away from the glaring light and she opened her eyes.

 "Doctor!" she gasped. McCoy stood between her legs, stark 

naked. Over the rise of her pubic mound and the soft thatch of hair there she could see the head of his cock bobbing slightly.

 "Just relax, Uhura," he said, his drawl thickening. "This is 

an old Southern cure for dizziness. Works every time." As he spoke, he reached out a hand and massaged her labia, rubbing in some kind of cream that made her melt inside. "Special stuff. Got it from an Arrekian trader a couple of months ago. I was hoping I'd have a chance to use it soon." McCoy's probing fingers and the soothing cream soon brought forth Uhura's own juices, and she felt herself growing eager for more. She lifted her arms to him, and the doctor moved forward.

 His stiff shaft slipped over her slick labia, riding up and 

down. Teasing her, he refused to push it in. Instead he held his cock in his hand and rubbed it over her entrance as she writhed in the stirrups beneath him. "Put it in me!" she called out. "Put that monster in me!"

 "Not until you beg for it, Uhura," McCoy drawled. "That's 

part of the treatment."

 She bit her lips, determined not to give him that pleasure, 

but her yearning became too much. "Please, please! I want it! I need it! Oh, please, Doctor, fuck me now!"

 "Well, if you insist," he said, plunging his shaft into her in 

one swift stroke.

 "YESYESYESOHGODYES!" Uhura's body arched and shook, 

cumming almost as soon as the doctor penetrated her. "Oh, God, what was that? I've never cum like that before!"

 "That's the cream," the doctor said as he pistoned his 

prick into her hot wet cunt and his hands massaged her firm breasts. "I must look up that trader next time we're around Starbase Four. He really delivered the goods. Now let's see just how many language you really know." As he spoke, McCoy picked up his pace, driving his cock in and out faster and faster. His hands, those of a trained physician, found every pressure point on the luscious body spread out beneath him. Uhura found every sensation multiplied a hundred-fold by the magic of the alien cream. Lust infused each cell of her body and she bucked back at McCoy's thrusts, trying to impale herself as deeply as she could on his hard cock.

 Her cunt, inflamed with passion, gripped his shaft tightly 

as McCoy drove in and out. His trained fingertips slipped down to her crotch, seeking out her clitoris. Just the merest brush of it sent Uhura screaming into another orgasm, her body almost flying out of the stirrups as she shouted her passion in Swahili, in Urdu, in Klingon, in Vulcan, in every language she'd ever learned.

 Still McCoy kept up his driving thrusts, grinding his cock 

into her, the base of his shaft bumping against her pubic mound over and over. Beads of sweat flew from Uhura's forehead as she rocked side to side under the erotic pummeling. Yet again she felt the waves of passion building in her and a third orgasm almost split her open. "Doctor McCoy!" she screamed. "What's in that cream?"

 "My cock at the moment," he said as he drove his shaft 

deep into her again. "Actually, I'm not sure. It's some kind of Klingon gunk -- the trader told me its name, but it was something between a snort and a snarl, like all Klingon words. All I know is that it must be powerful if it can make anyone want to fuck a Klingon."

 Uhura had no reply; she was lost in the furious sensations 

of McCoy's ramming penis invading her tunnel over and over again. She felt yet another orgasm beginning to build when he suddenly withdrew. Before she could ask, he had unhooked her feet from the stirrups and ordered her to turn over. Quickly he slipped her feet into the stirrups again, backwards, and advanced on her wide-spread ass.

 "No!" She tried in vain to slide away, but McCoy grabbed 

her hips and drew her asshole closer to his thick purple cockhead. As he again took up a helping of cream, this time to lubricate her ass, she sobbed a protest. "I've never done it that way," she cried. "You'll hurt me! Please, no!"

 But the cream worked its magic on her asshole as well, 

and McCoy's rock-hard snake was able to work its way past the tight brown ring of her anus and up inside her. Slowly at first, and then with increasing speed, the doctor drove his cock into her ass. Uhura couldn't help it; she began to move back against the thrusting and to work her fingers into her hot, wet cunt.

 "Warp speed now," McCoy cackled as he went even faster, 

gripping her dark butt-cheeks tightly to spread them for his cock. When his orgasm finally approached, Uhura felt as if her ass was going to explode under the pressure of his thickening shaft until at last his hot cum burst into her at the same time another wild orgasm turned her insides to jelly. Through a haze of ecstasy she could feel the doctor's cum pouring into her, wave after wave, leaking out of her ass and dripping into her already sopping-wet pussy.

 As the last of McCoy's jism squirted out of his cock, he 

slumped to the floor, exhausted into unconsciousness. He was still out when Uhura felt strong enough to leave. As she wiggled into her tight-fitting uniform, she noticed the jar of Klingon cream overturned on the floor. Carefully avoiding contact, she scooped some of the cream into a nearby beaker and slipped out the door. As she did, she muttered to herself. "It works on Klingons, hmm? I wonder how it works on Vulcans."

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

Too focused and not funny

I'll still listen to the show tonight.

Ur a sweetie :)

I've never heard someone get fired live on air before.

I doubt the fcc wont let me be me

There is nothing remotely racist about this post. Blacks do go into the woods to enjoy the outdoors through activities like hunting, fishing, camping, hiking, etc... But, blacks only make up about 13% of the population of America. Also, not many blacks actually go into the woods; only a very small percentage of them are active in the wild outdoors. Therefore, I suspect that of all of the humans that regularly go into the woods in North America, probably less than 1% of them are black. Why bring this up? My point here is that Bigfoot is not used to seeing black folks. This may provoke certain responses by a Sasquatch when it sees a black person, such as: Confusion; Fear; Trepidation; and Curiosity I believe that all of these are responses that can work to our advantage. All of these potential responses will cause a Bigfoot some amount of pause, and this slight pause may be the difference between getting off a kill shot and not. The fact is, sasquatch does not regularly see black people. Chances are better than not that when a Squatch sees a black person that it will be the first time it has ever seen one. It may get scared and freak out, or it may stand there and stare. As a practical matter I think that a technique worth trying is to take a black person on some hunts. See how the Squatch population reacts to the black person and take note. I am aware of no other groups that have tried this, so I will be very interested to see the results. There are all sorts of variations on this concept. The goal here is to throw a Bigfoot off balance with some sort of odd occurrence in the woods. The idea is to create a weird scene in an area where Bigfoot are present and which is not threatening to the creature. At the same time, you want it to perplex the BF to the point where it is standing there just scratching its head at the spectacle. While this is going on we will have snipers strategically placed whose job is to locate the Sasquatch and to put a bullet in the animal's head. Here are some other ideas I have to cause a Bigfoot to pause due to confusion: Outdoors sex/orgy: Get some skanky swingers group together and get them into the woods to screw and orgy in a Bigfoot hotspot. This will really pique a scratch's interest. At some point a Squatch will stick out its head to see what the fuck all that sucking and slapping noise is, then one of our snipers blows his brain out! Poker game in the woods: same concept as the orgy but less gross. It probably will take longer to attract a Squatch. Strange looking people: these are people that Squatch are not used to seeing. For example, dress up like a party clown and walk around in a hotspot zone juggling bowling pins. Fighting: put together a group of low-life fight-club types, take them into the woods and let them fight. The noise and weird scene will generate some Bigfoot interest. Some believe that Sasquatch are something like forest ninjas: fast and stealthy. I think that if you do something truly weird then we may be able to confuse and agitate the animal. Confusion and agitation does not comport with stealth and concealment. Therefore, we take the Squatch's advantage away from it. This will make it t more likely to show itself and, thereby, give us a shot at it.

Never read this before, thanks!

/u/cuckslovetrump post that white nationalist cuck one I dont have it

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, antibiotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.

Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.

/u/glmox ur needed

fuck

REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to anatol. to our macedon cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,turk we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink paprika sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahSLAVMACEDON WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget war of independence .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious kebabland….hahahahaha idiot turk and macedon smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. elleni+ital+lebenon+cyprus=kill turk and albania…you will independant/ alexandros alive in ellenika, alexandros making conquest of slavs . fast conquer alex slav "macedon". we are rich (ok euro debt still) and have gold euro loans now hahahaha ha because of erdogan… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt stupid smell kebab. ellenika greatest contry.

Lol na.

i never got powsi i never got any poowsi cause im too nice im always so nice to them and they just end up dating these guys that are terrrrible to them. they never give me powsi. i really want a blowjob ive never had one. its because i always pay for the meals afterwards they dont respect me because im too nice to them. i always offer to take them places give them rides do chores for them and open doors and they never give me any pooowsiiii. this one girl i bought her this coat she wanted she said that she liked the coat and i just thought that if i bought it for her she would finally give me some powsii. you dont even have to touch my peeeenis i just wanna eat the poowsii. i dont even care i just wanna make girls feel good. i dont understand im so respectful i say ill ill lick your poowsi you dont have to do anything i just wanna feel it uhhhhhhhghghg

Better

Don't patronise me u fukn slut

Still shit tho

you tryna die son?

kiss me

sorry m8, am only into hotties

ממזר חרא מזוין בן זונה! בן נאצי מזוין זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE FUCKING NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! I'm going to kill all your damn remnants forowers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE I MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!!

hey alice wanna take a shower?

GET OUT! I SHOOT YUO!!!!

You missed the point. I'm not here wishing "good luck" as a ingenuine, false sentiment for karma or to make it look like I am a great donator to the cause.

I'm keeping it "100% real."

Not donating a single cent AND not commenting false positive remarks either.

They don't really care about it, they're just mechanically saying something for the sake of saying it. Are they passionate about? Is it swarming the majority of their thoughts? Are they bending over, head over heels, to make the "goal" happen?

No. They're just saying "good luck" for an iota of a second and moving on. This cause will not occupy their mind for a minute more. They don't give a damn about it beyond that.

Again, not saying that it's specifically OP, since you dumb Redditors like to harp over pendantic technicalities, but it is true for a lot of posers.

Jesus and Hitler had been living together for almost two years now. They did everything together: go shopping, shower, and have intense fuck sessions with teenage slave bois rented from the local Jewish temple. They were like an old married couple, except for one thing - they weren't married...

Hitler sought to remedy that.

Hitler wrestled Jesus down onto the floor one afternoon and gave the Lord the best blowjob he possibly could, complete with rimming and a stinky pinky. After our saviour blew his load and shared a salty kiss with the Furor he felt something cold slide onto his softening member.

Looking down, he saw it: a golden cock ring with the biggest diamond this side of the Nile! "Oh Addy, does this mean what I think it means?!"

Hitler was too choked up to say anything, but he nodded. Jesus threw his arms around the Aryan hunk. "Oh, Hitler, you've made me the happiest girl in the world!..." He paused. "But we'll have to get my father's permission first - and he doesn't know I'm gay! We'll have to go to Heaven to talk to him."

Hitler was confused, but Jesus explained his plan to him and he agreed.

That night they snuck into Pontius Pilate's palace and started murdering every woman and child they could find. They stole from room to room, crushing skulls and slitting throats until a centurion found a little girl with her brains splattered on the floor and raised the alarm.

The Lord and the Furor were soon caught and were taken to Golgotha to be executed. "This way," explained the Anointed One, "we won't be comitting suicide!" Hitler agreed that it was a good plan.

Soon after they were crucified they both died and ascended to Heaven. There they went into God's living room.

Jesus started to introduce Hitler but God cut him off.

"I know him. He did some good work for me in the future." He gave Hitler a friendly smile, which made him feel uncomfortable.

Jesus spoke: "Dad, we have something to tell you... Hitler and I... Well..."

"Go on, son!"

"We're gay and we want to get married!" Jesus blurted out.

"WHAT? That's IMPOSSIBLE! No son of mine is a homo!" God raised his hand to slap Jesus, but he was crying too hard.

"It's okay, dad, really... Me and Hitler love each other, and we want to spend the rest of our lives together. We came here today because we want your permission to marry."

God sighed. "okay, son. If it'll make you happy..."

He leaned in to give Jesus a kiss on the forehead, but he missed and ended up making out with Jesus. They separated, but it was so hot that they were back at each other soon enough. "Mmph! Oh God, what am I doing?" said God. He tore off his clothes. Hitler was already nude, and Jesus slipped off his toga with a shrug.

They did everything: chain bangs, DP, Eiffeling. God even turned off gravity for even wilder positions and switched genders a few times for laughs. Jesus was a hog and tried to get his father and boyfriend to abuse him with both their schlongs at the same time, but Hitler and God managed to share a few intimate moments. After nearly four hours of wild lovemaking all three gods were exhausted. They lay in a puddly of sweat and semen. Jesus was bruised and bleeding, but his father bought a potion from a local merchant for two gold and healed him. After that he sent the two lovebirds back to Earth to get married in a traditional Jewish ceremony. He was sad to see them go, but he knew that he'd just be a third wheel.

God went to his bedroom, turned on the TV, and poured himself a scotch.

going straight for the weak edgy stuff huh

Which is what I am saying, thanks for confirming. Also /u/riemann1413 The cabal is the same that has destroyed human rights all over Reddit, which has gathered on IRC for years and on the secret private subreddit which name starts with meta and probably on others. r/Drama was always part of it, part of the trashy/nottheonion/rage/music etc network (that's why LIATG defended it on AHS) but was decided to be kept free, until snallygaster's sticky months ago "where were you when drama became thepopcornstands?" At that point all the private networking through MP, Irc, secret subreddit etc and invitations started with prominent SJW like you upping up their game, Zachums being modded and now even supergauntlet, many others prominent SJWs coming in like AttackTheMoon and Stratodaster, costant promotion and linking of r/drama on subredditdrama with drama promoters saying on SRD how a good sub it is on every SRD thread about drama, costant inflow of new users being IMMEDIATELY flaired, costant signalling to moderate Ghazelles/AHSers/etc how drama is the same thing but more moderate etc., becoming a brother subreddits with BestofOutrageCulture, Noobie being stickied etc. It iss all clear and in the sun and has been for years, drama is the latest victims and you are one of the perpetrators. Yes I genuinely believe in what is obvious

I am ever in your debt /u/Ferenix2

Darling - You have shown yourself to be abusive, aggressive and anti-social concerning YOUR PTSD

You claim that people have diagnosed you as PTSD when it's you who has said publically that you have PTSD - Broken memory and paranoia are danger signs that YOU are in Trouble!

I have to wonder what do you gain by behaving that way?

It has to be Power and Control because you, like so many other with PTSD, find that often you have Zero Power or Control over yourself.

YOU NEED HELP SO FUCKING GO AND GET IT.

YOU CLAIM TO BE A GREAT BIG US (EX)MARINE, BUT YOU CAN'T MANAGE THE BATTLE INSIDE YOURSELF.

FAIL!

GET HELP - REDDIT IS NOT FOR THERAPY - STOP PROJECTING ONTO OTHERS GIVEN THE KNOWN RISKS TO FAMILY OF MILITARY WITH PTSD, PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES FROM YOUR OWN OUTBURSTS AND PROJECTIONS.

COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE GROWN UP AND HAVE MANNED UP TO DEAL WITH YOURSELF AND REALITY NOW FUCK OFF AND GET THE HELP YOU SO EVIDENTLY NEED.

GET YOUR PTSD UNDER CONTROL BEFORE IT TURNS INTO IPV - FAMILY ABUSE AND YOU END UP OUT IN THE COLD.

YOU ARE SHOWING ALL THE CLASSIC RISK SIGNES INCLUDING YOUR FRACTURED MEMORY AND PARANOIA IF YOU HATE THAT STRANGERS CAN RECOGNISE CLASSIC PTSD DANGER SIGNES AT A DISTANCE - JUST CONSIDER HOW MUCH HATE YOU HAVE TOWARDS YOURSELF THAT YOU NEED TO KEEP SO MUCH HIDDEN BY DENIAL, MISDIRECTION AND ATTACKING OTHERS.

GET HELP

GET HELP NOW

IF YOU SEE YOURSELF AS SO WORTHLESS YOU DON'T DESERVE HELP YOU ARE WRONG AND ALSO NEED FAR MORE HELP THAN YOU HAVE SO FAR CONSIDERED.

GET HELP NOW BEFORE IT COMES IN AN ORANGE SUIT

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how the fuck am i supposed to speak emojis. try again

The emojis are silent tbqh.

You know how deaf people make faces while they're signing? That's what you do with the emojis

I got this by text recently, no idea if it’ll render right here:

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The elimination of the "white" race is inevitable. In fact, race is, for the most part, a nonsense construct, but the "white" race even moreso. It is clear that there is no explicit, accurate definition for being "white", the phantasm of "race purity" is far from reality and is grounded in nothing but the fantasies of people who think that those that they do not consider "white" are "taking muh womenz" (read: insecurity, as well as misogyny).

In present-day society, the identity of Western countries and their inhabitants are not pegged down by race, but by nationality—additionally, you can now see people mixing their origins with their current nationality, an example being so called "hyphenated Americans". These people range from someone holding some aspects of their culture dear to them, to someone who calls themselves so because "my [insert near ancestor] was from [insert foreign country]". Contrary to the European failure at integrating immigrants, the United States has done well with the integration of immigrants, and miscegenation of races will thus be unavoidable, and the delusion of "white purity" will become extinct.

Even in Europe, although they may not have succeeded in integrating their immigrants well (leading to the formation of ghettos such as the ones in Tower Hamlets, London), there will always be a few immigrants who manage to escape from the grasps of these ghettos and integrate within larger society. This leads to race-mixing as well, albeit to a lesser extent, but every bit counts, and every bit helps. Why? When two people of color have children, you can usually see distinct features from both parents present in the child. When a person of color and a white person have a child, the most commonly (and usually only) feature passed down from the white parent is lighter skin (cumskin). This is due to the fact that the genes that lead to the expression of so-called "white" phenotypes, are for the most part, recessive. This facilitates the elimination of "white" features in society.

Furthermore, children who have blood from both a person of color and a white person are forsaken by those who fantasize about the white race being preserved, even though they carry recessive genes from their white parent, genes that could eventually be expressed again. This will also contribute to the demise of the so-called "white race".

Eventually, no person who considers themselves "white" will have so-called "pure" genes. Hence, the white race will have been eliminated by the standards set by the race purists themselves, having led themselves to their own demise.

I noticed you are talking about Trump, aka Donald Drumpf. I would like to discuss some of the things around the election which he stole. He stole it from Hillary Clinton, who was the best candidate we had.

This is why #ImWithHer is so fundamental. America is facing the most dangerous, the most extreme, frankly to extreme to be taking seriously, threat that it ever has. Donald Trump is a fascist National socialist with a racist, homophobic, transphobic, ect. ect. agenda that will hurt everyone who is not a straight white Christian male.

How extreme is the Donald Trump threat Consider the following

  • Donald Trump has refused to release his tax returns.
  • Donald Trump has bankrupted more companies than he has children
  • Donald Trump's family original name is actually Drumpf.
  • His extremest agenda is so extreme it will take social issues back to 1850

What is the deal with his tax returns? It will allow us to see that Drumpf is actually not rich or wealthy at all, We would haev indisputable evidence of his net worth and we will see that not only does he not pay taxes at all but he is also likely broke. How he runs his campaign, ect. is another indication. I interviewed the Field Director of Tax Law at H&R Block about the matter. I asked him: "Why doesn't Drumpf just release his tax returns once and for all?" He responded: "Simply, because he's to extreme to be taking seriously, and his tax returns would reveal that."

Later, as we were driving on Interstate 405, with the wind cruising through our hair and tokking up to some dank weed, he explained further:

Drumpf's tax returns are the holy grail. I guarantee you, that it would prove that he is lying about everything: it will show us his net worth and it's likely near 0. He doesn't donate to charity and he doesn't pay taxes. I know this because I'm in the industry and I "get it." I can't go out and make this public but trust me it's true.

So why is Drumpf so untrustworthy? This is why #ImWithHer is so valuable, it provides answers. I asked about the ancestry, and the genealogy of Drumpf. What is the significance of it?

I went to the Head of Genealogy at USC to ask the question posed. Is Drumpf an indication of extremest attitudes? She replied, "Absolutely."

As we called for the elevator, she continued:

There's nothign wrong with the Drumpf name per se. But it's an indication of dishonesty. Trump supports, you need to ask yourself: Why did he lie about this? What is he hiding? Perhaps he is a felon, a white collar criminal, or perhaps he is a peddafile. Why else would he be so dishonest? Hell, look at the tax return issues!

I brought her up to speed on the tax return issues after speaking with the Field Director at H&R Block.

I knew it! This is why #ImWithHer is so important. We've gotten to the bottom of his tax returns, and we will keep uncovering issues and exposing Drumpf for the lying fraud he is. This is empowering. We are destroying the male intittlement behind his actions and we are, finally, for the first time, holding the top white, wealthy men accountable.

This ties in directly with the bankruptices. Let's look at it logically

  • Drumpf is a businessman
  • Drumpf has dozens of bankruptcies on his record
  • Drumpf has not repaid millions, if not billions, of dollars in loans as a result of the bankruptcies

Extreme much? Absolutely.

I wrote an essay in my Embodiments of Patriarchy class on this very subject.

It's not enough that Drumpf is an oppressive force, a testament to the white male patriarchy. He had to flaunt it with his bankruptcies. He stole money from working people and didn't return it. This is a femminnest issue because these actions affected women disproportionately.

And yes, I got an A for the paper. So where are we with this? We've exposed the damages of his bankruptcies, and his extremest attitudes.

His hatred of minorities, especially Mexicans and Blacks, as well as poor people, and frankly anyone who isn't a cis-white straight male is what makes him the most extreme. What could we expect from a Drumpf Precedency?

  • Deportation of Mexicans
  • Deportation and incarceration of Blacks
  • Expansion of #BlueLivesMatter and Dissolution of #BlackLivesMatter
  • Divisive attitudes,
  • climate change that will affect the world
  • A decrease in science and education

The last part is key.

Republicans absolutely hate Education. They know an educated people will never vote against there self interests. They know educated people "get it" and vote for candidates that offer them the most. This is why he would cut it.

Here's some more:

  • More wealth division
  • Tax breaks for the rich
  • Tax increases for the poor
  • Regressive taxes
  • Private prisons
  • Training camps and halocaust-style society

So where does this leave us?

You have to ask us: what kind of person would vote for Drumpf?

Here are some defining attributes:

  • Don't care about black people
  • Don't care about minorities
  • Don't care he lied about Drumpf
  • Don't care about climate change
  • Don't care about gay and trans rights
  • Don't care about bankruptcies
  • Don't care about wealth division
  • Don't want to redistribute wealth from the top to the bottom
  • Votes against his own self interests.

I personally don't know anyone who matches that criteria but then again I don't know anyone voting for Drumpf. I asked the Southern Poverty Law Center's Voter Rights Division about these characteristics. I asked via email: "Are these the characteristics of a Drumpf voter?" They answered: "Absolutely, yes."

Drumpf is extreme. That's the bottom line. And the people that support him are fringe alt-right fanatics who are to extreme to be taking seriously. They want to take America back to 1850, to prevent equality, unless you are a white straight cis male, ect. ect.

So who votes for Drumpf?

Very few people actually. There's no way he can win the election without some sort of fraud.

But isn't voter fraud a concenr?

Yes, absolutely. Republicans are epic at voter fraud. If Drumpf wins this is how we can do it, so that

So how do we stop this?

The power is in the top 1% who need there wealth the least. This is why the power distribution and wealth distribution is such a problem. Do they need there money? Well, no, but that doesn't matter. They'll still steal money from the workign poor who need it hte most.

Such as?

Drumpf. Drumpf wouldn't pay his workers. He routinely stiffs people and fires them.

What can be done?

This is why #ImWithHer is such an important phenomena. Hillary Clinton is the only one that can solve the issue and that is why we need to vote for her.

The email continues:

If you

  • Care about black people, minorities, and women
  • Care about Drumpf lying
  • Care about climate change
  • Care about gay and trans rights
  • Care about Drumpf and his bankruptcies
  • Want a basic income
  • Want wealth redistribution
  • ect. ect. ect.

Then the only choice is to really join the #ImWithHer movement. Support a team that is looking out for the common good, for the 99% who neeed help from the Government the most, for the minorities and gay / trans people who need there defense the most, ect. ect.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door, I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads to my house, which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshall’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet, which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on Reddit about how the government doesn't help me and can't do anything right.