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I kindly suggest that you please refrain from using hyperlinks on the world wide web despite that being the entire fucking point.
Yours Truly,
A Retard
Yes, we lost grampa Inuksuk in the Great Blizzard the last time we took the dogsleds to the nearest Denny's, but I got to have his leftovers so it turned out okay in the end.
Fite me irl. I'll have you know Denny's is perfect for when your blood alcohol level is 3x the legal limit and you're not concerned about possible thoraxes in your country gravy.
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/u/Zanctmao I'm interested in seeing screenshots of these PM'ed death threats, do you mind posting them so we could see who sent these heinous messages and what they sent exactly?
/u/Zanctmao, lmao, this is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time and I've read a lot of your comments.
Just admit /u/John_Kvetch (me) mocking you for not passing the Bar has made you spill your legal tendies in rage. The "mod code" is srs business guise, "one mod to another". Do you put this much effort into your LARPing too?
I'd like this spergy breakdown to be accredited to my hard efforts, lazy posting LA and BOLA threads and pinging /u/Zanctmao multiple times. Finally, I'd like /u/Zanctmao to keep himself safe with his favourite meme:
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1 darth_stroyer 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao too cool for you lol
1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao https://i.imgur.com/Oy6mA.jpg
1 Zachums 2017-10-27
How dare you post my selfie.
1 JasonJewnova 2017-10-27
sorry dawg, thought it was /u/ComedicSans
1 Zachums 2017-10-27
We're both white people, we all look the same. Easy mistake.
1 riemann1413 2017-10-27
the difference is /u/ComedicSans can usually be found balls deep in a sheep, while you prefer a nubile & wheezy pug
1 Zachums 2017-10-27
Again, easy mistake.
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-27
Kiwis are the dumbest
1 boyoyoyoyong 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao I'm sorry you have been receiving death threats. Please Keep Yourself Safe
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-27
That's not really a death threat so much as a death suggestion tbh
1 itoucheditforacookie 2017-10-27
/u/zanctmao I hope someone forcibly makes you keep yourself safe.
1 IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao has information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
1 take_a_dumpling 2017-10-27
Dear Sir or Madam, I kindly suggest that you please refrain from using hyperlinks on the world wide web despite that being the entire fucking point. Yours Truly, A Retard
1 toynbeeidea16 2017-10-27
Gee /zanctmao, you say you knew this would only exacerbate the situation, yet you went ahead and did it anyhow. Kill youself safe.
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-27
i think he just wants us to mock him because he thinks he can get the sub banned for it lmao
1 hexane360 2017-10-27
If we do get banned, where are we planning on meeting? My vote's for Dennys
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-27
Oh fuck yea. Grand slamwich for me with the hashbrowns upgraded to a poutine, eh
1 hexane360 2017-10-27
they're very popular
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-27
Yes, we lost grampa Inuksuk in the Great Blizzard the last time we took the dogsleds to the nearest Denny's, but I got to have his leftovers so it turned out okay in the end.
also holy lol why haven't i seen this before
1 hexane360 2017-10-27
If you're looking for more: Dad Cop 2
From a time where 9 minutes was a really long youtube video
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-27
Hahaha I SO SORRY
I wish you would have warned me about the dangerous amount of stachetosterone in this video, though. My balls dropped right into the toilet water 😤
1 menvaren 2017-10-27
Jesus, dude, pick a place that's fit for white people to eat.
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-27
Fite me irl. I'll have you know Denny's is perfect for when your blood alcohol level is 3x the legal limit and you're not concerned about possible thoraxes in your country gravy.
1 iforgotagain42 2017-10-27
possible
Ooh, what kind of upper class Denny's do you go to?
1 glmox 2017-10-27
yeah, denny's is far too nice
1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-27
Don't you get it! /u/Zanctmao is sick of our constant pinging. I take this as encouragement to ping /u/Zanctmao more.
lmao at the fact he knew he was going to get mocked and is reaping his consequence. what a lolcow
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao
he's a moderator on the internet on an legal LARP messageboard he does it for free he takes his "job" very seriously he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch he will never have a real job he will never move out of his parent's house he will never be at a healthy weight he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket he will never have a girlfriend he will never have any friends
1 Think_Once 2017-10-27
A 14 paragraph essay about /u/Zanctmao. Could be easily interpreted as love letter.
1 ahbslldud 2017-10-27
Yes. This is definitely OC.
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-27
/u/_lilpoundcake, wanna blow me? It's a favour from one moderator to another. That's a thing, apparently.
1 ComedicSans 2017-10-27
/u/zanctmao, I expected more legal-eagle LARPing. 2/10 would not read again.
1 LadyVetinari 2017-10-27
Pretty, pretty, pretttty sad /u/Zanctmao you didn't just send a cease and desist. Are you even a real lawyer?
1 Zanctmoa 2017-10-27
CEASE AND DESIST DEMAND In accordance with Title 17 of the United States Code and International Copyright Standards
TODAY
Re: undefined
Dear ANONYMOUS:
This communication details a cease and desist notice by ZANCTMOA. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify me of such representation. I am writing to notify you that your unlawful copying of my NAME, SUBREDDIT: 'undefined' infringes upon my exclusive copyrights. Accordingly, you are hereby directed to
CEASE AND DESIST ALL COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT.
I am the owner of a copyright in various aspects of undefined. Under United States copyright law, my copyrights have been in effect since the date that undefined was created. All copyrightable aspects of undefined are copyrighted under United States copyright law.
It has come to my attention that you have been copying undefined. I have copies of your unlawful copies to preserve as evidence. Your actions constitute copyright infringement in violation of United States's copyright laws. Under 17 U.S.C. 504###, the consequences of copyright infringement include statutory damages of up to $30,000 per work, and damages of up to $150,000 per work for willful infringement. If you continue to engage in copyright infringement after receiving this letter, your actions will be evidence of "willful infringement." Based upon the foregoing, I demand that you immediately (i) cease and desist your unlawful duplication of undefined and (ii) promptly communicate your assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further infringement of my copyrighted works.
If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, I am entitled to use your failure to comply as evidence of "willful infringement" and seek monetary damages and equitable relief for your copyright infringement. If you or your attorney have any questions please contact me directly.
ZANCTMOA
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao pinging isn't brigading you mong.
1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-27
Hey! Don't you dare sully this conversation:
1 riemann1413 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao you sound like a fkn nerd lmao
1 Joan_Wayne_Gacy 2017-10-27
Lol good post.
1 trapochaphouse 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao lies do not become us but apparently supplication does. lmaofldd
1 80BAIT08 2017-10-27
One mod to another lol. OBEY THE MOD CODE BRUH.
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1 strathmeyer 2017-10-27
Do what is our "Do not brigade" list? Who do we..... have relations with, is a list kept? Do we have a secretary?
1 menvaren 2017-10-27
Isn't snally our secretary? Tight business dress, thigh highs...sorry, I've lost my train of thought.
1 satanismyhomeboy 2017-10-27
lol
1 wokeaspie 2017-10-27
Isn't that the ultrasjw that went off because some business owner didn't want to lose his clients due to a hyperventilating tranny?
... fuck, I spend too much time here.
1 _Petronius 2017-10-27
😂
1 AnnArchist 2017-10-27
lol.
1 dis_is_my_account 2017-10-27
Oh I thought the username said /u/zachums
1 shallowm 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao I'm interested in seeing screenshots of these PM'ed death threats, do you mind posting them so we could see who sent these heinous messages and what they sent exactly?
1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-27
it was me - dio
1 itshappening99 2017-10-27
We are mods of action - lies do not become us.
1 glmox 2017-10-27
lmao what kinda faggots does this dude take us for
1 JumbledFun 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao
1 ABillionYearsOld 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao lol
HE DOES IT FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-27
/u/Zanctmao, lmao, this is the most pathetic thing I've seen in a long time and I've read a lot of your comments.
Just admit /u/John_Kvetch (me) mocking you for
notpassing the Bar has made you spill your legal tendies in rage. The "mod code" is srs business guise, "one mod to another". Do you put this much effort into your LARPing too?I'd like this spergy breakdown to be accredited to my hard efforts, lazy posting LA and BOLA threads and pinging /u/Zanctmao multiple times. Finally, I'd like /u/Zanctmao to keep himself safe with his favourite meme:
┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!"
1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-27
who deleted this post?
1 crealone_alt 2017-10-27
_lilPoundcake
1 John_Kvetch 2017-10-27
/u/_lilPoundcake this true? why?
1 Ennui2778 2017-10-27
/u/zanctmao, if you show me a picture of your bar license card, I'll show you my buss.