Racism in the kid's show Arthur. I'm shaking rn

47  2017-10-28 by wololololow

I just realized none of the parents in the show were 'mixed-race'. They were always the same animals. Aardvark with aardvark, rabbit with rabbit, whatever the fuck binky is with whatever the fuck binky is. You, the American tax payer, are paying for spreading racist subliminal messaging to your children. I demand PBS show rabbits mating with dogs and the resultant offspring, to counter the right wing agenda of how miscegenation is bad.

Also, if anyone remembers that older rabbit girl that was in Binky's friend group and who Arthur spent a day in the backyard pool with. gimme r34 link, or name.

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Yeah, seriously, that was kind of weird. I mean, I'm sure when he started writing the books he didn't think very hard about it, but you've got this whole universe of anthropomorphic animals that apparently are very picky about who they mate with. Everyone is pure bred. There aren't any chimaera kids at the school.

Why aren't some dating humans? Could this be why /r/picsofhorsedicks was deleted? It's a grand conspiracy.

First they came for the tankies

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Tanky

Then they came for the /r/coontown

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a autist

Then they came for the /r/picsofhorsedicks

And I did not speak out

Because I was not ‘Mr. Hands’

Then they came for me

And there was no one left to speak for me

They were always the same animals. Aardvark with aardvark, rabbit with rabbit, whatever the fuck binky is with whatever the fuck binky is. You, the American tax payer, are paying for spreading racist subliminal messaging to your children. I demand PBS show rabbits mating with dogs and the resultant offspring

You know that most animals can't produce offspring if they mate with an animal outside of their species, right? Why do you think /u/Aluzky doesn't have human-dog babies yet?

Even when some animals can produce offspring like that (for example, ligers and mules) they're mostly infertile. A common definition of "species" is

the largest group of organisms in which two individuals can produce fertile offspring, typically by sexual reproduction

Also, if anyone remembers that older rabbit girl that was in Binky's friend group and who Arthur spent a day in the backyard pool with. gimme r34 link, or name.

Molly.

You're so delusional you think dogs talk to you

Dogs literally talk to me. Obviously, they use dog language and not human language.

and want you to fuck them

I want sex with them (not just fuck them) as per my sexual orientation.

but that only adult dogs engage in this behavior.

Correct.

You're defense when accused of being a pedophile is "that's not the topic at hand".

Is a red herring made to derail the topic. But if you want to know, i'm only a cynosexual, I'm not a pedosexual (not that there is anything wrong with being one) if I where a pedosexual I would have no problems in saying it.

They say they like it ruff.

What do the dogs say?

About what? Can you make a more specific question?

You said they talk to you. What do they say to you in dog language?

You said they talk to you. What do they say to you in dog language?

In general? I'm hungry, I'm horny, I'm scared, I'm angry, I like that, I don't like that, etc.

But you take that as "Please rape me /u/Aluzky" apparently. Weird how that works.

Is that the one with the fat ass?

no, the emo one. That was like an year or two older and hella tall

You're going to have to give a better description of the character than that if you want me to identify them.

nvm its not that one

You know that most animals can't produce offspring if they mate with an animal outside of their species, right?

Ironically, it's exact opposite with genders.

What about the Hybrids and pedophile vampires ?

Maybe it's like real life where only the same species can produce fertile offspring.

If you want a family as a dog, then you'd need to marry another dog, and so on and so on.

They probably have a lot of species for species dating sites, like how we have race for race dating sites, like Blackpeoplemeet.com or Farmersonly.com.

I do assume in the Arthur world there is probably a lot of interspecies porn, probably with horses as the guy.

I imagine all the people in the Arthur world who don't want children spend all their time posting to /r/childfree and crying into their microwaved dinner.

I imagine all the people in the Arthur world who don't want children spend all their time posting to /r/childfree and crying into their microwaved dinner.

Implying they don't do that already

You know who else was racist? Spongebob. Why is Spongebob YELLOW? 😤

Was the ass fat?

The ass was always fat.

this but ironically

I think Bojack Horseman has done a good job of showing us the many problems associated with mixed species relationships.

Same in Disney. Although I think Goofy (dog) was hooking up with Clarabelle the Cow.

OP, what were you doing watching the kids show Arthur?

Jerking it , i suspect. And wondering why the human autist isn't included.

They're kids you sick fuck.

Lol you're the one looking for Rule 34 shit 🤔