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That's too funny. It's pretty hard to fake a surprised and outraged reaction, but I didn't know someone could fuck it up that badly in text.
"Wh-wh-whaaaaaat? This is very surprising and disappointing information that reaches my ears just now. I knew he was a bootlicker, but this is news to me."
/u/prince_kropotkin come back to us! My gussy waits yearning to be liberated by your red rocket. Rise up, proletarian penis, and take me as your Mother Russia!
Hey /u/prince_kropotkin, I never did get an answer from the hack that did a sunny write up on raddle. So much for the journalistic standards of Vice I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm convinced they're all /u/prince_kropotkin alts. He probably makes these alts so he can pretend not to be lonely when he's on reddit nonstop 18 hours a day.
Gaaaah! I just wokeup from a dream where you and prince are in a soppy romantic movie together. You were a nurse and you were telling him you don't like shy boys because they're not real men and he was all 'no I"m not shy, baby, really!'. There was a sweet scene where he needed to borrow your underwear because his were soiled, but he had a phobia of underwear that sat in a dark drawer for days, so you had to give him the underwear you were wearing. As you were taking your clothes off, he got all shy and you snarked the shit out of him. Then it had a magical ending where you rip out his lungs and lay your eggs in his chest cavity, wrapped tenderly around his heart.
Regardless of whether this guy made this up, he needs help. I say this completely unironically, he is definitely on the spectrum.
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1 SnapshillBot 2017-10-28
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1 TrailerParkBride 2017-10-28
/u/LucyParsonsRocks /u/BlackFlagged /u/NoWayDaddioh you've got some 'splainin' to do!
1 MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-10-28
/u/LucyParsonsRocks
That's too funny. It's pretty hard to fake a surprised and outraged reaction, but I didn't know someone could fuck it up that badly in text.
"Wh-wh-whaaaaaat? This is very surprising and disappointing information that reaches my ears just now. I knew he was a bootlicker, but this is news to me."
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-10-28
/u/prince_kropotkin come back to us! My gussy waits yearning to be liberated by your red rocket. Rise up, proletarian penis, and take me as your Mother Russia!
1 giroth 2017-10-28
We really miss you :(
1 BackMusclesGetMeHard 2017-10-28
lol who the fuck has such an obsession to make all these alts?
1 TrailerParkBride 2017-10-28
/u/KropotkinZombie, that's who!
1 Redactor0 2017-10-28
You could make a hell of a lot of money by writing that and then getting a professor to make it required reading.
1 CondeTrocola 2017-10-28
Use this honeypot guys!
t. CIA
1 Imanidiot77777 2017-10-28
Literally everyone in that thread needs to be helicopter'd
1 jcpb 2017-10-28
This, but unironically.
1 MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-10-28
Can we talk about the top Raddle link?
Nah fam, the cars on the street are totally subjective. It's totally safe to play in the street if you don't accept there are cars.
1 SamWhite 2017-10-28
Hey /u/prince_kropotkin, I never did get an answer from the hack that did a sunny write up on raddle. So much for the journalistic standards of Vice I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 ThunderCock_Chad 2017-10-28
I'm convinced they're all /u/prince_kropotkin alts. He probably makes these alts so he can pretend not to be lonely when he's on reddit nonstop 18 hours a day.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2017-10-28
I think he subconsciously creates several alts that he can use to reinforce the idea that he is anarchist and not just a boot-licking liberal.
1 ZeitgeistNow 2017-10-28
You CANNOT make this shit up
1 shallowm 2017-10-28
Isn't that rattle?
1 Solilowey 2017-10-28
Regardless of whether this guy made this up, he needs help. I say this completely unironically, he is definitely on the spectrum.